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EgirlHunter69 – Minecraft SMP Edition

attractiveness, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, bullying, Confidence, Edition, EgirlHunter69, egirls, Insecurity, male attention, mental illness, Minecraft, normies, online culture, online dating, seeking approval, self esteem, self worth, smp, social media, societal pressures, validation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Animals Bred:	50
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further because on our server, we have egirls who are so ugly that they get bullied in real life! But don’t worry, they’re still looking for male attention, so you might have a chance with some loser who is into mentally ill girls. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs normies when you can have a server full of unique characters like these?

Work Trip vs. Wife Trip Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, trip, Wife, work

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the breadwinner in a relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can escape from your demanding wife and her never-ending work schedule. On our server, you can build your dream house, explore new lands, and even attend virtual weddings abroad without any interference!

Need a break from chauffeuring the kids around and dealing with a wife who can’t handle the kids alone? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Who needs real-life vacations when you can embark on epic quests and conquer virtual realms?

Join now and experience the thrill of taking control of your own destiny, without any pesky real-life responsibilities getting in the way. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live your best virtual life, away from the chaos of everyday drama. See you in the game!

KittyCraftExile

anger, animal welfare, Boundaries, cat, Communication, compassion, consequences, cousin, Empathy, family, Grief, guest, House, hypothermia, kitten, KittyCraftExile, Loss, pet, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Tragedy

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	57
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as intense as a thunderstorm!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy antics, just like the time our player’s cousin tried to kick out a poor kitten in the middle of a storm. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all animals, virtual or not.

With family drama and intense emotions running high, this server is the place to be for non-stop entertainment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Just remember, no kittens allowed outside, even in Minecraft!

CancelledTVShowRage

anger, Beloved, bringback, CANCELLATION, CancelledTVShowRage, Characters, decision, Disappointed, ending, Fans, Favorite, Frustrated, Missed, Network, Petition, Renewal, Revival, series, Storyline, tv show, Upset

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you still salty about the cancellation of “Puppy Pals Gone Wild”? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire world dedicated to bringing back your favorite furry friends in pixelated form! Join us and help us rebuild the ultimate Puppy Pals paradise, complete with bone-shaped skyscrapers and fire hydrant fountains. Who needs TV when you can have a virtual puppy party 24/7? Join now and let’s make Puppy Pals Gone Wild great again!

CartelCraft: Taco Tuesday Takedown

Assassination, business leader, cartel violence, CartelCraft, Cartels, Corruption, crime, drug trafficking, Extortion, gunned down, investigation, Justice, Media, Mexican, Mexican economy, mexico, murder, organized crime, taco, takedown, TUESDAY, TV, violence, violence against business leaders

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7950	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the cartel life and build ur own empire! no more worrying about getting gunned down for speaking out against the bad guys, u can be the boss here! build ur own taco stand or start a drug empire, the possibilities are endless! join now and start ur new life in our crazy world!

RollCraft Minecraft Server

long tail, Minecraft, Roll, Roll Time, roll time roll, roll time to roll, RollCraft, Server, Time, time roll, time to roll, time to roll time

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready to ROLL on our server where the blocks are always bumpin’ and the mobs are ready to party!

Join us for epic dance battles with creepers, where the winner gets a diamond disco ball to hang in their virtual crib. And don’t even get us started on our llama rodeo events – yeehaw!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a baby dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the good times ROLL!

AlienInvadersGoneWild Minecraft SMP

alien invaders, alien invasion, alien species, AlienInvadersGoneWild, Conquer, conqueror, Conquerors, Domination, Extraterrestrial, Females, happier life, Humanity, intergalactic war, Invasion, invasion strategy, invasion tactics, Males, Minecraft, paternal, Pets, ruthless, Sci Fi, smp

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where alien invaders have taken over and are treating us like their pets! That’s right, forget about building farms and battling mobs, now you can live out your wildest alien pet fantasy! Who knew being abducted could be so much fun? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy new world where the aliens are the ones calling the shots. Trust us, it’s out of this world!

SisGiftFail Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday present, Communication Issues, expensive gift, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, financial boundaries, gift budget, gift etiquette, gift exchange, gift expectations, gift giving, gift giving boundaries, gift giving etiquette, Minecraft, Server, sibling gifts, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisGiftFail, sister, vanity mirror

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your sister’s outrageous gift demands? Look no further! Join our server and escape the drama with our virtual world filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we don’t expect you to spend $300 on a vanity mirror for anyone – not even your sister! Our community is all about having fun, building epic creations, and battling mobs together. Plus, our virtual gifts are way cooler and won’t break the bank.

So, leave the real world behind and dive into our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide which block to place next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your sister about expensive gifts. Join now and let the virtual fun begin!

AssholeCraft2024

Additions, aita, AssholeCraft2024, Assholes, August 2024, Civil, Community, fond memories, lost loved ones, Memories, monthly, open forum, regional spinoffs, relationships, Remembering, respectful reminiscing, rules, sharing, storytelling, sub rules, Suggestions

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the assholes are remembered fondly! Join us as we build monuments to those jerks we’ve lost, because let’s face it, Minecraft wouldn’t be the same without a little bit of chaos.

Whether it’s that one friend who always stole your diamonds or that creeper who blew up your house, we celebrate all types of assholes here. Share your stories of grief and laughter as we pay tribute to those who made our gaming experience just a little bit more frustrating.

But remember, no violence allowed! We may be honoring the jerks, but let’s keep things civil in our virtual world. So come on in, build a memorial to your favorite troll, and let’s make some memories together on this outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will shed a tear for our fallen assholes.

CraftingCashGrab

conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftingCashGrab, designer brands, extravagant purchases, fashion fads, financial waste, frivolous spending, impulse buying, impulse purchases, lavish lifestyles, Luxury items, materialism, overpriced products, peer pressure, social expectations, status symbols, trendy gadgets, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Potions Brewed:	141
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Villages Defended:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We promise you won’t regret spending all your hard-earned diamonds on virtual pixelated items that serve absolutely no purpose in real life. But hey, who needs groceries when you can have a shiny new diamond pickaxe, right?

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And don’t even get us started on the time a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded the entire server with their explosive harmonies.

So why waste your money on things like food and shelter when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of insanity? Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made (or maybe the worst, but who’s keeping track?). See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!