cooking humor Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCookingGoneWrong

cooking anecdotes, cooking bloopers, cooking fails, cooking humor, cooking mishaps, CraftyCookingGoneWrong, culinary blunders, culinary mishaps, funny cooking stories, funny kitchen mishaps, funny kitchen moments, hilarious cooking mistakes, kitchen blunders, kitchen comedy, kitchen disasters, kitchen fails, kitchen humor, kitchen mishaps, kitchen tales, kitchen tales of woe

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9632
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	138148
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of burning your virtual food in Minecraft because you can’t cook to save your blocky life? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special cooking class where you can learn how to make the most delicious virtual dishes without setting your kitchen on fire (we can’t promise the same for your real kitchen though).

Join our server and become a master chef in no time! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Just imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken – now that’s a sight to behold!

So come on down to our server and let your culinary creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Gordon Ramsay of Minecraft!

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

angry texts, Brazil, credit card, DEBT, family, finances, full-time, insurance, Latino culture, MomDebtNoMineCraft, moving out, part time, raising children, responsibilities, restaurant job, savings, selfish, Server, University, Vehicle, vet surgery

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9432
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	195	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

acting poor, aita, baby expenses, baby formula, BabyCraft, DAUGHTER, diapers, expensive, financial issues, financial ruin, GIT, Grandchild, GUD, Handouts, Jerk, luxury, modest income, new baby, not giving help, shitty grandparent, Starbucks, Struggling, third car, upper middle-class

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	277	Alien Abductions:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7256	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

after party, Chill, Cleanup, Connect, CREW, Débrief, dress, drink, Eat, hang out, Minecraft, mingle, Orgy, Party, post-orgy activities, REFLECT, Relax, shower, Sleep, smp, Socialize, Talk, unwind

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	156	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1103	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

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Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

big, biggest indies, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber culture, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtuber fans, indie vtuber support, indie vtuber thread, indie vtuber trends, indie vtuber viewers, indie vtubers, indies, Minecraft, Server, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber shilling, vtuber viewers

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Enchantments Applied:	71	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Anon, determination, I, just, Make It, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, Spite, spitewhy, success mindset, Want, why do you want to make it anon

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3840	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	2119	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!