first, let me tell you about the roommate drama – it’s more dramatic than a soap opera, like imagine a 29M living with 4 other peeps in a chaotic house where the cooking is like a gladiator battle, ok? one of them (we call him the hand-washing ninja – but he doesn’t even wash his hands! yuck!!) is serving up gourmet trash stew right after he just put the trash out. i mean, who needs a five-star restaurant when you can have that! join us and cook up your own survival meals (with HAND WASHING!!!) before you end up with a face full of mystery stew.

AND. get this, once you log in, there’s ALIEN COWS invading the server. yeah, you heard that right. they’re here to steal your pizza and take you to their intergalactic hoe-downs. wanna have a dance-off to save the pizza?? join us and slap those cows with your diamond swords!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground tunnel built by a team of llamas that leads to a hidden treasure room where the gold is flowing like the river of dreams. no joke. you can also join our weekly “who can scream the loudest at Creepers” competition. the winner gets a lifetime supply of… uh, imaginary tacos. yum!!

and don’t even get me started on the annual “sparkle-fight” where everyone runs around throwing glowstone and yelling random words! it’s a blast! A BLAST!

so if you wanna ditch the boring normal servers and dive into this beautiful chaos of pixels and madness, come on over! just remember to bring your hand sanitizer because you never know when the hand-washing ninja may strike again!

see ya in the blocky wonderland!