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SoggyCreeperSoup

Cooking, cooking disasters, cooking fails, cooking mistakes, cooking pet peeves, cooking tips, culinary disasters, culinary pet peeves, dish, flavor, Food, food fails, food pet peeves, foodie problems, Ingredient, kitchen disasters, kitchen fails, ruins, SoggyCreeperSoup, Taste

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Towns Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of bland, boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied like a creeper explosion in your face? Well, look no further because our server is the spice you’ve been looking for in your virtual life! Join us and say goodbye to boring builds and hello to epic adventures!

Our server is like a gourmet buffet of fun, with endless possibilities and surprises around every corner. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on speed! Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete to see who can slay the dragon in the most fabulous outfit. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon in a sequined gown and stilettos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. Don’t be a noob, be a legend!

CraftyCookingGoneWrong

cooking anecdotes, cooking bloopers, cooking fails, cooking humor, cooking mishaps, CraftyCookingGoneWrong, culinary blunders, culinary mishaps, funny cooking stories, funny kitchen mishaps, funny kitchen moments, hilarious cooking mistakes, kitchen blunders, kitchen comedy, kitchen disasters, kitchen fails, kitchen humor, kitchen mishaps, kitchen tales, kitchen tales of woe

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ores Mined:	8358	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of burning your virtual food in Minecraft because you can’t cook to save your blocky life? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special cooking class where you can learn how to make the most delicious virtual dishes without setting your kitchen on fire (we can’t promise the same for your real kitchen though).

Join our server and become a master chef in no time! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Just imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken – now that’s a sight to behold!

So come on down to our server and let your culinary creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Gordon Ramsay of Minecraft!

SocializingSMP – Where I Go!

activities, Bars, Cafés, clubs, community gatherings, Entertainment, Events, Friends, gatherings, hang out, MEETUPS, networking, nightlife, outings, Parties, restaurants, social events, Social Interaction, socializing, socializing spots, SocializingSMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1365	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of spending your days alone in the vast world of Minecraft, mining away with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some hilarious shenanigans and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where you can socialize with a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Need a break from building your epic castle? Come hang out at our virtual beach party where the pigs are wearing sunglasses and the chickens are doing the chicken dance.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the zombies have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Saturday. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a tutu racing against a pack of wolves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a prank war with the server admin who has a secret obsession with dressing up their pet parrot in tiny top hats. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyExesGoneWild

acceptance, Closure, CraftyExesGoneWild, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, moving on from ex, past relationships, personal development, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, starting over

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6380	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, crying over your ex who left you for a creeper? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you move on in the most epic way possible! Join us and build a fortress so strong that not even a horde of zombies could break through – just like how you’re building walls around your heart. And who needs a partner when you have a trusty pet wolf by your side, ready to attack any skeletons that come your way? So come on, join us and let’s craft a new love story together – one block at a time!

JewCraft: No Cops Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, civil rights, community relations, Community safety, Cops, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, DutchNews.nl, duty refusal, guard duty, Jewcraft, Jewish buildings, law enforcement, law enforcement ethics, minority protection, police officers, public service, public trust, religious freedom, religious institutions, security concerns, social responsibility

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, the admins are, like, unicorns who grant wishes and the mods are, like, ninja turtles who protect you from griefers.

one time, this player built a giant taco out of diamonds and everyone on the server had a party inside it. it was, like, the best taco party ever.

also, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s, like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, every week there’s a treasure hunt where you can find, like, stacks of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s, like, a real-life adventure, but in minecraft.

so, like, come join the server and be part of the most epic, crazy, and fun minecraft community ever. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Oyster Reef Adventures

#sustainability, Adventures, Biodiversity, conservation, ecosystem, environmental impact, Europe, exhausted oyster reefs, France, high as houses, ireland, marine life, Northern Ireland, Oyster, poignant accounts, reef, research, restoration, shellfish, study, uk, underwater habitats, vivid accounts

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oyster reefs as high as houses! imagine building your house on top of a giant oyster, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll find on our server. we’ve got reefs so big they used to cover an area the size of northern ireland, that’s like, a lot of oysters, dude.

explore the depths of the ocean and discover the hidden treasures of the ancient oyster civilization. maybe you’ll even find a pearl the size of a minecraft block! join now and be a part of this wild adventure, because who wouldn’t want to live in a house on top of a giant oyster reef? it’s the coolest thing since diamond armor, trust us.

Toilet Paper Panic Minecraft Server

Chaos, consumer behavior, covid, Crisis, emergency, essential items, fear, Hoarding, HysteriA, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, panic buying, Paper, Preparation, public reaction, repeat behavior, Server, Shortage, societal response, stockpiling, supply chain, TOILET, toilet paper, uncertainty

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	129
Enchantments Applied:	286	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, get ready for a server where things are about to get real…literally!

Remember when everyone was panic buying toilet paper during COVID? Well, get ready for round two because on our server, shit is about to hit the fan…literally! We have a special event where players have to collect as much virtual toilet paper as possible to survive the impending apocalypse. Trust us, you’re gonna need it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

Superchat Minecraft SMP

asking out, awkward, Communication, cringe, dating advice, Embarrassing moment, Entertainment, funny, humor, Live Stream, Minecraft, online dating, online interaction, Oshi, public humiliation, rejection, relationship, smp, social media, SUPERCHAT, Technology, virtual interaction

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

ShowerCraft: Clean Bed Edition

aging, Bed.., Boundaries, clean, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, Conflict, Edition, family, guests, health, Hospitality, hygiene, in-laws, relationships, Schedule, sensitivity, ShowerCraft, showering, Sleeping, smell, ventilation

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where cleanliness is key? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee all players must shower at least twice a week in real life before logging in!

Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.

Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!

HateNoise Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, bothersome, cacophony, Discordant, distressing, grating, HateNoise, high pitched, intolerable, IRRITATING, jarring, Minecraft, nails on a chalkboard, noise, offensive, Piercing, Racket, screeching, Shrill, smp, Sound, Unbearable, Unpleasant

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37

Are you tired of hearing the sound of creepers hissing behind you in the dark? Are you sick of the constant clucking of chickens as you try to build your epic castle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all annoying noises! That’s right, no more pesky mobs ruining your peaceful building experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Donkey, a mystical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Join our SMP and you might just stumble upon this elusive beast and become the richest player on the server!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves while grooving to the beats of our resident DJ, Skeleton Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper).

BlockBuddies: Less Drama, More Diamonds!

BlockBuddies, cutting off toxic people, diamonds, Drama, emotional well being, Healing Process, improving life, letting go, letting toxic people go, mental health, moving on, personal growth, positive changes, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, toxic friendships, toxic influences, toxic relationships

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	168	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the drama!

Join us and experience the joy of cutting off toxic players from your life – literally! Our unique feature allows you to banish any player you want by chopping off their virtual head in-game. Say goodbye to griefers and trolls once and for all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Headless Horseman, who roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to cross him. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and claim his treasure?

So why wait? Join our server now and start slicing and dicing your way to a drama-free Minecraft experience like never before!

LynchingLadGoneBad

Aziz Salha, Conflict, death, gaza, IAF strike, Israeli Air Force, Justice, Killed, LynchingLadGoneBad, MIDDLE EAST, News, Palestinian, photographer, preparator, Ramallah lynching, Report, RETALIATION, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8973
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as this headline! we got crazier stories than a guy getting killed in a IAF strike in Gaza! our players are like the Aziz Salha of minecraft, ready to take on any challenge and conquer any obstacle. join us for non-stop action, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing till you cry. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that will go down in minecraft history!