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CraftyCookingGoneWrong

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of burning your virtual food in Minecraft because you can’t cook to save your blocky life? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special cooking class where you can learn how to make the most delicious virtual dishes without setting your kitchen on fire (we can’t promise the same for your real kitchen though).

Join our server and become a master chef in no time! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Just imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken – now that’s a sight to behold!

So come on down to our server and let your culinary creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Gordon Ramsay of Minecraft!

ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, international warfare, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, Military operations, military retaliation, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, missile attacks, national security, ProjectilePvP, Russian command posts, Server, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian defence forces, Western projectiles

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Void Armor Forged:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, lol, military alliance, NATO membership, NATOcraft, occupied territories, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stoltenberg, Stoltenbergs, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense

Animal Behavior, Animals, auditory, auditory sense, auditory system, balance mechanism, discovery, Gecko, gecko behavior, Geckos, Hearing, reptiles, research, scientific study, scientists, sense, sensory organs, sensory perception, Sixth, sixth sense, surroundings, VIBES, vibration detection, Vibrations

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5417
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server like srsly!! we got geckos with SIXTH SENSE yo, they can sense vibrations and stuff like they some kinda ninja spies or sumthin. u can be like a gecko whisperer on this server, talkin to them in their secret language and stuff. it’s like the animal kingdom meets minecraft, but with a twist of sci-fi and mystery. come join us and uncover the secrets of the gecko world, it’s gonna blow ur mind!! #geckogoals #minecraftmadness

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!

1.21.1, 19132, Active players, Community, CraftedSurvival, crossplay, friendly environment, Fun, griefer, INCLUSIVE, Join, madness, Minecraft, mojang, play.craftedsurvival.net, Playtime, Ranks, Semivanilla, Server, shopping, skill, smp, Survival, Trust, Tweaks, Ultimate, Vanilla, Version, Voting, Welcoming

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Void Gems Collected:	29
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Crafted Survival
SMP Type	Semi-vanilla
Environment	Friendly, fun, and inclusive
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting Active Player Base
IP	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ

1. Can I grief on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on Crafted Survival. We strive to provide a griefer-free environment for all players.

2. How can I claim land?

You can claim land using the Land Claiming feature on the server. This allows you to protect your builds and prevent others from griefing them.

3. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Yes, Crafted Survival features a Shopping District where players can buy and sell items with each other.

4. How do ranks work on the server?

Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute to the community, the higher your rank will be.

5. Can I teleport to other players’ homes?

Yes, you can teleport to other players’ homes using the Homes and TPA feature on the server.

6. Is there a live world map available?

Yes, Crafted Survival offers a Live World Map feature that allows you to see the world in real-time and explore different areas.

7. How can I get Mob Heads on the server?

You can collect Mob Heads by defeating mobs in the game. They are a rare drop that you can use for decoration or crafting.

8. What is the One Player Sleep feature?

The One Player Sleep feature allows a single player to skip the night and set the time to day, making it more convenient for solo players.

9. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

While we aim to keep the server close to vanilla, we encourage players to be creative and express themselves through their builds. There are no strict restrictions on building styles.

10. How can I join the server?

You can join Crafted Survival by entering the IP address play.craftedsurvival.net and the Bedrock Port 19132 in your Minecraft client. We look forward to welcoming you to our community!

You Sold Out Minecraft Server

advertising, brand, Business, Customers, Digital, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, influencer, Marketing, Minecraft, ONLINE, Promotion, RnaudBertrand, Server, social media, SOLD, SOLD OUT, Status, strategy, success, trending, x-com

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness that goes on here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting for you to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie, then you might not survive the fun)!

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

Agent Record, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, NewsVersion 1.2, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTS, Zone

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Star Shards Collected:	286
Farms Harvested:	615	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old events and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through fiery obstacles and compete for epic loot. And don’t forget to check out our Dev Face-to-Face where you can meet the mysterious Zenless Zone Zero – who knows what secrets he holds!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our legendary agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who will guide you through the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on their epic quests.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have upcoming events that will blow your mind. From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP

advice, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, coping strategies, Dedication, emotional connection, LDRs4Life, long distance relationships, love, Minecraft, missing each other, patience, Sacrifices, smp, staying connected., success stories, Support, Technology, time zones, Tips, Trust, Video calls

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Magic Items Found:	7427
Meteorites Collected:	3	Towns Built:	6
Emeralds Found:	5471	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of being in a long distance relationship with your favorite Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to lag and hello to love at first block placement.

Our server is like a virtual dating app, but for gamers. You’ll meet your soulmate in the form of a creeper that just can’t stop following you around. And who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your special someone a diamond pickaxe?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like speed mining dates and build battles that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So come join us and find your pixelated prince or princess charming. Long distance relationships have never been so block-tastic!

CraftyRejects

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crops Grown:	9893	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft server where getting rejected is a thing of the past. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon proposed to us and we said yes! So come on over and let’s build a world where rejection doesn’t exist, just like our imaginary girlfriend who totally isn’t a creeper in disguise. Join now and let’s make rejection a thing of the past!

Heckin’Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Emeralds Found:	3800	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we killed like 250 hezbollah dudes and our death toll is like 2,000 and counting! join us for some crazy pvp battles and build the most insane bases ever! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re one of those hezbollah guys, then maybe you will regret it a little). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the virtual world together!

SabotageCraftEU

#covert operations, cyber attacks, cyber warfare, Espionage, Europe, european security, foreign affairs, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, Kremlin influence., Kremlin meddling, political interference, Propaganda, Russian government, sabotage operations, SabotageCraftEU, security threats, state-sponsored attacks, subversion, The Kremlin

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87

Yo, dis server be so lit, even da Kremlin be tryna sabotage it cuz dey jelly of all da fun we be havin! Like, dey be sendin creepers and zombies to try and mess wit us, but we just be buildin diamond fortresses and laughin in deir faces. Join us if ya wanna show dem Kremlin fools who da real bosses of Minecraft are! Plus, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure and a rollercoaster made entirely of cake. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come join da madness!