cooking at home Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftQuarantineHabits

cooking at home, CraftQuarantineHabits, daily practices, exercise routine, healthy eating habits, healthy habits, journaling daily, limiting screen time, meditation practice, mindfulness practices, new routines, practicing gratitude, prioritizing mental health, quarantine habits, reading more, self care rituals, setting boundaries, staying connected., staying organized, time management strategies, virtual workouts

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	52	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of staring at the same four walls every day? Do you miss the thrill of adventure and exploration? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and maybe even a few friendly creepers.

Our server is like no other, with custom mods that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the legendary diamond hunt where players compete to find the rarest gems. Plus, our community is the friendliest around, always willing to lend a hand or a potion of invisibility when you need it most.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server. Trust us, your quarantine habits will thank you.

DinnerCraft SMP

Cooking, cooking at home, cooking for family, cooking inspiration, Dinner, dinner ideas, dinner menu, dinner preparation, dinner recipes, dinnercraft, family dinner, food preparation, home cooked dinner, home cooked meals, home cooking, meal ideas, meal planning, meal planning ideas, meal prep, menu planning, recipe ideas, smp

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Votes:	9347
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing cooking is the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is serving up a feast of fun and excitement! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing on the menu is epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are bringing marshmallows to roast over the lava pits. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone, and more drama than a soap opera starring Endermen. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as spicy as a Nether fortress and as sweet as a golden apple, then come join us for dinner tomorrow and let’s cook up some epic memories together!

Riggi’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, authentic Italian, blocky, classic dishes, comfort food, cooking at home, culinary delights, delicious meals, family recipes, flavorful dishes, foodie favorites, homemade meals, homemade pasta, Italian cooking, Italian Cuisine, Minecraft, pasta dishes, pasta lovers, pasta perfection, Riggi, Riggis, Riggitini, Server, traditional recipes

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Riggi Riggitini! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous players on Riggi Riggitini decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano. And guess what? They actually survived the fiery ride! If you want to experience adrenaline-pumping adventures like this, then this is the server for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your blocky friends and show off your best dance moves – just watch out for the creepers trying to crash the party!

So why wait? Join Riggi Riggitini today for non-stop laughs, crazy adventures, and unforgettable moments that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PandemicPlateCraft

American diets, balanced diet, cooking at home, Covid-19 pandemic, Diverse, eating habits, food choices, food diversity, fresh produce, grocery shopping, health trends, healthier, healthy living, home cooking, lifestyle changes, meal planning, meal prep, nutrition, pandemic effects, PandemicPlateCraft, wellness

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8351	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Farms Harvested:	400

join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give you unlimited milkshakes!

rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. imagine building a house out of gummy bears and living in a world of endless sugar rushes!

our server is so lit, even the creepers dance to dubstep when they explode. and don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re all secretly trained ninjas who can take down any hostile mob with a single punch.

so come on down and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of magic. who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

Minecraft server: MondaySucksCraft

busy week, comfort food, cooking at home, delicious lasagna, dinner time, easy recipe, family dinner, Favorite Food, hate Mondays, homemade meal, Italian Cuisine, LASAGNA, meal prep, Minecraft, Monday blues, Monday Night, MondaySucksCraft, sausage lover, sausage topping, Server, tasty dish, weekday blues, weekday dinner

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Mondays ruining your vibe? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll turn those Mondays into fundays! We’ll teleport you straight into a world where lasagna rains from the sky and sausage toppings grow on trees. Forget about real life responsibilities and come build your dream lasagna castle with us. Who needs a job when you can have lasagna for days? Join now and let’s turn those Monday blues into lasagna hues!

PerdueCraft Minecraft Server

Afford, budgeting, cooking at home, eating out less, financial aspirations, financial freedom, financial goal, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, food expenses, frugal living, grocery shopping, long term financial goals, meal planning, meal prep, Minecraft, Perdue chicken strips, PerdueCraft, saving money, Server, smart spending, WEEKLY

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Crops Grown:	9016	Runes Activated:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2943
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of living off ramen noodles and dreaming of a life where you can afford Perdue chicken strips weekly? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the key to making that dream a reality! Join us and start mining those diamonds like there’s no tomorrow, because on our server, the more diamonds you find, the closer you are to living that Perdue chicken strip lifestyle. Who needs a job when you can just mine for riches in the virtual world? So come on, join us and start your journey to chicken strip paradise!

CraftyCooksMC

budget-friendly, chef life, Cooking, cooking at home, cooking tips, CraftyCooksMC, Culinary, culinary creations, DELICIOUS, food hacks, foodie, from scratch, gourmet dishes, grocery store, homemade, homemade meals, kitchen, meal prep, pantry staples, recipes, worth it

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4104	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mines Excavated:	3507	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old grocery store food? Do you want to level up your culinary skills in Minecraft? Join our server and become a master chef in the virtual world!

Imagine crafting your own enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boosts in the game. Or brewing potions that turn your enemies into chickens!

Our server is filled with secret recipes and hidden ingredients that will make your mouth water and your enemies tremble. So come join us and become the Gordon Ramsay of Minecraft!

CraftyCook Minecraft Server

appetizer, Chef, Cooking, cooking at home, cooking for others, CraftyCook, Culinary, DELICIOUS, dessert, Dining, Dinner, foodie, Gastronomy, Gourmet, homemade, kitchen, main course, meal planning, meal prep, Minecraft, recipe, Server, three course meal

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise to cook up a delicious three-course meal for you…virtually! Our chefs are experts at crafting pixelated delicacies that will leave your taste buds tingling. From a starter of Creeper Sushi to a main course of Diamond-encrusted Pork Chops, and a dessert of Redstone Cake, we’ve got it all covered. Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and feast your eyes on the most mouth-watering dishes Minecraft has to offer. Who needs real food when you can dine in style on our server? Bon appétit!

”NOOOOOOOOOOO Minecraft Server”

backyard, calgary, Closer, Competition, Distance, drop my belt, HBK, Matches, Minecraft, Montreal, NOOOOOOOOOOO, realization, Rivalry, San Antonio, Server, travel, UNFAIR, wrestling, wrestling community, wwe

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2820	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles where you can drop your belt in HBK’s literal backyard – because why not? And forget about geography, because on our server, Montreal is closer to San Antonio than Calgary!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy matches and adventures await you on our server!

Confiscated Creepers Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, behavior management, Challenging, Classroom, confiscate, confiscated, CREEPERS, Dangerous, discipline, education, learning, Minecraft, prohibited items, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Scary, School, Server, Students, Surprising, teachers, teaching, unexpected, unexpected situations

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We once had to confiscate a player’s enchanted diamond sword because they were using it to battle a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a flying pig! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to confiscate some seriously wild items. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

CompliCraft – Never Forget!

appreciation, cherished compliment, CompliCraft, Compliment, compliment that boosted my confidence, compliment that I will always remember, compliment that left a lasting impression, compliment that made me smile, compliment that made my day, compliment that meant the world to me, compliment that stuck with me, compliment that touched my heart, flattery, forget, heartfelt compliment, kind words, lasting compliment, memorable compliment, positive feedback, praise, recognition, unforgettable compliment

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Join our Minecraft server and receive compliments like you’ve never heard before! Our players are known for their impeccable taste in flattery, with comments like “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world!” and “Your block-placing abilities are truly legendary!” You’ll be walking on cloud blocks after hearing all the praise our community has to offer. So come join us and bask in the glow of endless compliments – you’ll never forget the day you joined our server!

RostovRageCraft

ablaze, damage assessment, dw, emergency, emergency response, environmental disaster, evacuation, explosion, Fire, Firefighters, fuel supply, hazardous materials, industrial accident, investigation, news coverage, Oil depots, oil storage, Rostov region, RostovRageCraft, russia, Safety Measures

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oil depots ablaze just like in russia’s rostov region! it’s lit, literally! watch as the flames dance around you while you mine for diamonds and build your own empire. be a part of the chaos and destruction, it’s a real blast! join now for a fiery adventure like no other! 🔥🔥🔥 #minecraftmadness #burnbabyburn

CoinMintCraft

affordability, coin appraisal, Coin Collecting, coin market, coin prices, coin value estimation, CoinMintCraft, Coins, Collectibles, cost, Currency, expensive, Investment, MONEY, numismatic value, Numismatics, Perception, Rare Coins, Valuable Coins, Value, WORTH..

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	236662	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Animals Bred:	75
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

join our epic minecraft server where coins feel more expensive than they are! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player found a coin on the ground and thought it was just a regular old coin. but when they went to spend it at the virtual market, they realized it was worth a million diamonds! yes, you heard that right, a million diamonds! so come join us and see if you can find the next hidden treasure in our wacky world of minecraft madness. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next lucky player to strike it rich with our valuable coins!

CheeseCraft: Age Like a Pro

2.3 million people, age, aging gracefully, Aging population, cheese consumption, cheese lovers, CheeseCraft, dairy intake, dairy products, diet, eating cheese, happy aging, healthy aging, healthy diet, Longevity, mental health, Mental well-being, nutrition, PRO, Stress Management, stress resilience, study, well-being

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mines Excavated:	1779	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where cheese is the key to happiness and aging like a fine wine! 🧀🍷

we did a study of like 2.3 million people and found that those who ate the most cheese were the happiest and most stress-free players on the server. it’s like magic cheese powers or something, man.

so if you want to level up your mental health, stress resilience, and overall well-being, come join us and eat alllll the cheese! plus, our cheese-themed builds are out of this world. 🧀🚀

don’t miss out on the cheesiest, craziest minecraft experience of your life. join us now and let the cheese guide you to victory! 🧀✨

Vanity

1.8-1.20, best, Casual Factions, Community, Cross-Play, Daily, Economy, Events, Experience, Factions, Friendly, Gamemodes, Join, KitPvP, Lag, Minecraft, Network, oldest, policy, PvE, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Toxicity, Vanity

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Animals Bred:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Votes:	3526

play.vanity-mc.net

CubeLife

Adventure, base building, battle pass, Bosses, Clans, classic, comfortable game, creativity, CubeLife, CubeLife server, dupe free, Economy, endless possibilities, Latest Version, LifeSteal, minecraft server, Mobarena, no intrusive donations, No Wipes, Parkour, PvP, Semi Vanilla, server address, smp, Survival, unique mechanics

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Potions Brewed:	160	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Welcome to the world of adventure and creativity on the CubeLife server!

≫ CubeLife is a survival server on the latest version, offering a wide range of possibilities for an enjoyable and comfortable game. No intrusive donations, dupes or creativity.

We have several game modes:

★ Classic – simple semi-vanilla survival without unnecessary plugins. Well-thought-out economy, clans, battle pass. An ever-expanding world and no wipes!

★ LifeSteal (in development) – survival with PvP elements and many unique mechanics. Build your base, kill players and take their lives! But don’t forget to watch your lives. When your health reaches zero, you will be banned for a day.

Join CubeLife right now and plunge into a world of endless possibilities. See you in the game!

✔️ Server IP address: cubelife.net

cubelife.net

Turnabout the Vanilla SMP: Please Knock Before Entering

Community, Discord, ENTERING, Friendly, Griefing, Knock, Minigames, Mods, Protection, Redstone, shopping district, smp, stealing, Turnabout, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	2971
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	9563	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Focus	Community building and fun
Features	Whitelisted server, griefing and stealing protection, building and redstone focus, plans for shopping district and minigames
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Turnabout a whitelisted server?	Yes, Turnabout is a whitelisted server.
Are there protections against griefing and stealing on Turnabout?	Yes, Turnabout has protections in place to prevent griefing and stealing.
What is the focus of Turnabout server?	Turnabout is focused on community building, redstone projects, and creating a welcoming environment for players.
What upcoming features can players expect on Turnabout?	Players can look forward to a shopping district, minigames, and more to keep everyone entertained.

CasaCraft Minecraft Server

anna mei, CasaCraft, Kino, KRAUDO, LA PUTA MADRE, MI CASA, Minecraft, ngl, Server, SU CASA, wacky plot

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Emeralds Found:	7287
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Potions Brewed:	59
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixel art with their hooves. You won’t find this kind of talent anywhere else!

2. The server’s spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every time someone new joins. It’s like a party every time you log on!

3. Our community events include annual “Chicken Races” where players ride on the backs of speedy chickens and race through obstacle courses. It’s clucking madness!

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the server that is guarded by a group of mischievous pandas who will only give you the loot if you can beat them in a dance-off. Can you bust a move better than a panda?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, this server is a kino anna mei, ngl.