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CraftyCookingGoneWrong

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Are you tired of burning your virtual food in Minecraft because you can’t cook to save your blocky life? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special cooking class where you can learn how to make the most delicious virtual dishes without setting your kitchen on fire (we can’t promise the same for your real kitchen though).

Join our server and become a master chef in no time! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Just imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken – now that’s a sight to behold!

So come on down to our server and let your culinary creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Gordon Ramsay of Minecraft!

Rule34Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of scrolling through endless pages of questionable content just to find some wholesome Minecraft fun? Look no further, because our server is like a breath of fresh air in a sea of weirdness! Join us and say goodbye to blacked shenanigans and futanari nightmares. We promise over 10 pages of pure, unadulterated Minecraft goodness! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic block-building adventures of your life!

WhiteKnightMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Join us and become part of our crazy community where the only way to survive is to expect the unexpected.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But little did they know, it was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their precious loot. It was a battle like no other, with feathers flying and eggs cracking, but in the end, the players emerged victorious and claimed the treasure as their own.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llamas who roam the land, offering quests and challenges to anyone brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that those who complete all the llama quests will be granted the power to control time itself. Time travel in Minecraft? Only on our SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the madness. Who knows what adventures await you in our crazy world. Just remember, the right white man marches on. Embrace the chaos or be left behind!

SassyCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world where stepsons can’t ruin your happiness and where you can focus on building epic structures without any family drama.

Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where your happiness is the only thing that matters. No more dealing with unhappy marriages or stepsons who don’t appreciate you – on our server, you’re free to build, explore, and have a great time without any drama.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your family troubles behind. Who needs a happy marriage when you can have a happy Minecraft world instead? Let’s build some blocks and forget about all the drama!

PartnerPerks Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Our server is the perfect place to meet your partner in crime, whether they’re a master builder, a redstone genius, or just really good at finding diamonds. Who needs dating apps when you can find love in the mines of our server?

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP? The legendary love story of Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon together, with Porkchop riding into battle on a saddle made of enchanted golden apples. True love knows no bounds, especially when it involves a pig with a taste for adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and find out what makes your partner truly unique – maybe they’re secretly a wizard with a potion brewing stand in their basement, or maybe they just really like building giant statues of themselves out of obsidian. Love is in the air, along with the smell of freshly mined diamonds.

StressCraft 3000

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, gravity-defying builds, and mobs that will make you question your sanity.

Forget about relaxation, because on our server, chaos reigns supreme! From lava-filled parkour courses to zombie pigmen flash mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or steals your diamonds, you never know).

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you can join us for a rollercoaster of mayhem and madness? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

GazaSchoolWars Minecraft Server

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HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF TALKING LLAMAS WHO WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND! THEY’LL HELP YOU BUILD THE MOST INSANE CASTLES AND MINE FOR DIAMONDS LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MYTHICAL CREATURES THAT WILL CHALLENGE YOU TO EPIC BATTLES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BREATHE FIRE ON ALL YOUR ENEMIES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!

KurskCraft: Russian Evacuation Edition

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join our epic minecraft server where we have over 76,000 russians running around like crazy because they got evacuated from Kursk Oblast due to Ukraine’s incursion. it’s a wild party up in here, with russians building giant potato statues and dancing to hardbass music all day long. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. who needs war when you can have a minecraft server full of russian shenanigans? come join now and be part of the insanity!

HeavyPine

Cross-Play, Survival

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“HeavyPine”: HeavyPine is a Minecraft 1.21 server that will redefine your survival experience. Immerse yourself in a universe full of adventure, where every corner hides a new challenge. Face powerful bosses, explore dungeons full of treasures, delve into endless mines and discover never-before-seen structures and biomes. With custom gameplay mechanics, HeavyPine offers you a unique experience. Build your home, forge alliances, and defend yourself from unimaginable dangers. Every block placed and every enemy defeated will bring you closer to mastering this hostile and fascinating world.

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Mediocre Vanilla SMP with Unreliable Whitelist 1.21

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Basement Gaming SMP Overview

Server Name	Basement Gaming SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Unique Features	Community with history, play your way, simple rules, Vanilla+ experience

FAQ

Why should I join Basement Gaming SMP?

Basement Gaming SMP offers a community with a rich history, freedom to play your way, simple rules, and a Vanilla+ experience with carefully curated mods.

What makes Basement Gaming SMP special?

Basement Gaming SMP stands out for its unique blend of community, freedom, simple rules, and Vanilla+ experience with mods.

What are the server rules?

The only rule on Basement Gaming SMP is no hacking. Other than that, players are free to play as they choose.

Can I use mods on Basement Gaming SMP?

Yes, Basement Gaming SMP offers a Vanilla+ experience with carefully curated mods that enhance gameplay without straying too far from the classic vanilla feel.

How do I join Basement Gaming SMP?

To join Basement Gaming SMP, you can visit our website for more information on how to connect to the server.

CraftyPoland Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where we offer the most heavenly edition of Minecraft you’ve ever seen – the “edycja niebiańska”!

Join us and experience the thrill of flying pigs raining from the sky, diamond blocks growing on trees, and creepers that explode into confetti instead of blowing you up. Our server is so out-of-this-world that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness of the “edycja niebiańska” for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	120	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Towns Built:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Void Gems Collected:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	New Chunks Explored:	190363
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Farms Harvested:	698	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	3945
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	4131
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

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Basement Gaming SMP Overview

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Can I use mods on Basement Gaming SMP?

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