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CraftyCookingGoneWrong

cooking anecdotes, cooking bloopers, cooking fails, cooking humor, cooking mishaps, CraftyCookingGoneWrong, culinary blunders, culinary mishaps, funny cooking stories, funny kitchen mishaps, funny kitchen moments, hilarious cooking mistakes, kitchen blunders, kitchen comedy, kitchen disasters, kitchen fails, kitchen humor, kitchen mishaps, kitchen tales, kitchen tales of woe

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you tired of burning your virtual food in Minecraft because you can’t cook to save your blocky life? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special cooking class where you can learn how to make the most delicious virtual dishes without setting your kitchen on fire (we can’t promise the same for your real kitchen though).

Join our server and become a master chef in no time! Who knows, you might even discover a secret recipe for a potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Just imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken – now that’s a sight to behold!

So come on down to our server and let your culinary creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Gordon Ramsay of Minecraft!

ReinCarnateAcrossRealms

Afterlife, Assumptions, BELIEF, closed-minded, Consciousness, Cosmic, cosmic perspective, ETERNAL, Existence, metaphysics, Multiverse, Open-mindedness, philosophy, planet, ReinCarnateAcrossRealms, Reincarnation, Soul, speculation, spirituality, Transcendence, Universe

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crops Grown:	3046	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Endless Night Skies:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re BUILDING YOUR SOUL. Yeah, man, this server is like a portal to other dimensions where you can reincarnate into different beings and explore crazy new worlds.

One time, this dude joined and he built a castle so epic that he actually turned into a dragon in real life. Like, he started breathing fire and flying around and stuff. It was wild, man.

And then there was this other player who accidentally turned into a unicorn because she built a rainbow bridge to the clouds. Now she prances around the server spreading rainbows and glitter everywhere. It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale, man.

So, like, if you wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending, soul-building, universe-exploring adventure, you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

Trump’s CultCraft: Loyalty Demanded!

Allegiance, authoritarianism, behaviorism, Commitment, conscientious followers, cult of personality, CultCraft, demanded, devotion, donald trump, followership., influence, leadership, loyalty, Manipulation, Politics, power, Propaganda, Psychology, rhetoric, study, Trumps

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38

so, like, listen up gamers, this server is like the ultimate cult of personality, just like Donald Trump but in Minecraft form. we got a whole bunch of followers who are like super loyal and will do anything for their leader, just like in real life. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and we promise not to start any actual cults or anything.

join this server if you want to be part of something bigger than yourself, something that will make you feel like you belong. plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest events you’ve ever seen. like one time, we had a giant statue of Donald Trump made entirely out of diamonds. it was so shiny and beautiful, just like our leader.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become part of the most loyal and dedicated community in Minecraft. who knows, maybe one day you’ll even become the next leader of our cult of personality. but for now, just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. it’s gonna be one heck of a journey.

MCXP

Minecraft SMP Cosmetics Events Crates Marriages Land Claims Minions Survival Friends Ultimate Experience Warm stay Forever Always, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

A Minecraft SMP with Cosmetics, Events, Crates, Marriages, Land Claims, Minions, and More! Come play and bring your friends to enjoy the ultimate survival experience! We hope you get to enjoy a warm stay on MCXP, forever and always.

mcxp.net

Capri SMP

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Capri SMP, Challenges, Community, Community Events, creativity, Dynamic world, Engaging, epic structures, Explore, Friends, FRIENDSHIPS, KitPvP, Lasting, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, unique experience, vibrant

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Capri SMP is a vibrant Minecraft survival multiplayer server where players embark on adventures, build epic structures, and form lasting friendships in a dynamic and engaging world. Join us for a unique experience filled with exciting challenges, community events, and endless creativity!

play.caprievents.xyz

BLOODFINITY GRIEF Minecraft server

1.16, BLOODFINITY, Clans, classic, Community, Creative, Donations, Dupe, Economy, Events, Faction, Fly, Grief, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, Plugins, Private, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Weddings, Whitelist

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	166
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7597	Dragons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26

The owner of the server «BLOODFINITY GRIEF» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bloodfinity.fun:19132

Surviving on Java, but hold the cream and sugar! Vanilla latte SMP 1.20.4

1.20.4, Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, cream, Custom, Discord, Essentials, Griefprevention, HACKING, Hold, java, land protections, Language, latte, Legitimate, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, rules, Server, smp, Sugar, Surviving, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Void Gems Collected:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Java Survival SMP Server Overview

Description
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain! We use custom plugins for basic commands and land protections to create a unique feel.
Server address: mc.javasurvival.com
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Server Rules

Rules
1. No excessively offensive language
2. No politics or other controversial topics
3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
4. Do not disturb other players’ property
5. Do not build too close to other players
6. Be respectful to others and be kind!
7. No advertising

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, simply use the server address: mc.javasurvival.com in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?

No, hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits is not allowed on our server. Players who are found to be cheating will be banned.

3. How can I protect my property on the server?

We have custom plugins for land protections. Make sure to follow the server rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for everyone.

4. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server. Just make sure they also follow the server rules.

NEETcraft Minecraft Server

aging, Career Change, comfortable life, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Gender Roles, Happiness, Job, Lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, NEET, NEETcraft, personal growth, Quitting, self-care, Server, societal expectations, societal pressures, stress relief, unemployment, WOMAN, work-life balance

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape into a world where you can be whoever you want to be? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you can be a forever young, ageless woman with no responsibilities except building epic structures and battling creepers.

Forget about bills and deadlines, on our server you can live out your wildest fantasies without a care in the world. Become the queen of the land, ruling over your subjects with an iron fist made of diamond blocks. Or maybe you prefer to be a mysterious hermit, hiding away in your secret underground lair filled with treasures beyond imagination.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and exploring vast, pixelated landscapes? The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can truly be anything you want to be. Just watch out for those pesky zombies, they have a tendency to ruin even the best laid plans.

CraftyCelibates Minecraft SMP

#venting, advice, attraction, Communication, coping strategies, CraftyCelibates, Emotional support, feelings, Friend, friendship, incel, Insecurity, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship advice, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, smp, Social Skills, support network

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Potions Brewed:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a safe space for all your awkward relationship dilemmas! Join us and escape the real world drama by building pixelated homes and mining for diamonds. Need advice on how to navigate your feelings for your friend? Look no further, our community of players is here to help you out! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who gives relationship advice in exchange for enchanted golden apples. So come on, join us and let’s mine our way through love and friendship together!

Mom’s Minecraft Server: Explosive Friendship OP

BETRAYAL, coming out, Communication, Conflict, emotional turmoil, explosive, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, moms, parental relationships, personal boundaries, privacy, self-identity, sensitivity, Server, Support, support system, teenage struggles, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ores Mined:	5658
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama and betrayal of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise not to out your secrets like that friend did. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about someone spilling your tea.

Our server is a safe space where you can be whoever you want to be, whether that’s a master builder, a redstone wizard, or even a secret agent. And don’t worry, we won’t ask you about your sexuality unless you want to share!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend who won’t spill your secrets. And remember, on our server, the only thing getting “mined” is diamonds!

BlockheadsRUs

aita, BlockheadsRUs, boundaries in relationships, boyfriend’s parents, challenging ignorance, Communication Issues, confronting prejudice, cultural acceptance, Cultural differences, defending loved ones, family conflicts, family dynamics, Interracial Relationships, loyalty to friends, Moral values, racism, relationships, societal norms, speaking out against bigotry, standing up for beliefs

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets racial tension in a blocky world of chaos! Join us for a chance to navigate through relationships, confront bigotry, and unleash your inner drama llama.

Embark on a quest to prove your worth in the face of ignorant parents and stand up for what’s right, even if it means facing the silent treatment from your boyfriend. Will you be the hero who stands up against racism, or will you be labeled as the ultimate AH?

With crazy storylines like these, who needs reality TV when you can experience it all in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Remember, in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your boyfriend’s silent treatment).