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CookieDoughCrisis Minecraft Server

aita, anger, apartment, Ban, banning, Borrowing, Boundaries, chocolate chip cookies, CookieDoughCrisis, diva cup, Friends, Girlfriend, Lease, Minecraft, period underwear, personal items, raw cookie dough, roommate, Server, Unwelcome

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Dimension Hops:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where borrowing pants for work is strictly prohibited! We don’t loan out face masks, lotion, tampons, or even socks – especially not period underwear, ew! Our server is a no-sharing zone, unless it’s for medical emergencies like needing a bandaid.

Join us and experience the thrill of banning unruly players like Nina, who think it’s okay to stick their fingers in your cookie dough without permission. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cookie thieves and dress borrowers!

AJ may be a loyal player, but even he knows the consequences of breaking our rules. If you’re looking for a server with strict boundaries and a drama-filled community, look no further. Just remember, don’t mess with our cookies or you’ll be banned faster than you can say “Minecraft madness!”

TrustyCraft: The Server of Broken Promises

BETRAYAL, BROKEN, Communication, doubt, emotional baggage, forgiveness, healing, Honesty, Insecurity, introspection, introspective questioning, loyalty, moving on, personal growth, Promises, Rebuilding trust., relationships, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Server, Trust, TrustyCraft, uncertainty

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring, old servers that promise excitement but deliver snooze-fest? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you dare, because on our server, you’ll find unicorns roaming freely, dragons guarding treasure, and aliens building secret bases underground. Yes, you heard that right – aliens in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret time machine that can transport you to different eras in Minecraft history. Want to mine with the dinosaurs or build a castle with knights? No problem, just hop in the time machine and off you go!

So, do you still have trust in boring servers? Join us and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

YeetCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘You’re All Right’

addiction, attention seeking, CREEPERS, Loneliness, mental health, online predators, seeking guidance, seeking help, seeking support, seeking therapy, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-destructive behavior, unhealthy coping mechanisms, YeetCraft, Youre

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Wacky Minecraft Server where you can escape from the creepy old men online and join a community of fellow gamers who will keep you entertained and laughing all day long!

Join us for insane adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles in a world where anything is possible. Our server is filled with ridiculous mods and outrageous challenges that will keep you on your toes and coming back for more.

Forget about those creepy online encounters and immerse yourself in a world of fun and laughter. Our community is here to support you and make sure you never feel alone again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Wacky Minecraft Server today and say goodbye to those creepy old men online for good!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 265653102

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, BLOCK, Book, Captivating, crime, detective, discovery, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Mystery, No. 265653102, novel, page-turner, Party, plot twist, secret, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unknown

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7665
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	New Chunks Explored:	560063
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the grass is always greener, the diamonds are always shinier, and the creepers are always creepier!

Join us if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword that can defeat any mob with just one swing. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the enchanted forest guarded by a pack of zombie chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous disco cave where players can dance the night away while dodging lava pits and dodging skeletons throwing glowstick arrows!

If you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret weakness for cheeseburgers. Just make sure to bring plenty of ketchup for the battle!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

20 Second Challenge: If You Can’t Answer, You’re Not a Gamer

#gamer, answer, brain exercise, brain power, brain teaser, brain workout, challenge, Clever, cognitive skills, critical thinking, Fast-paced, intelligence, Logic, mental acuity, mental agility, mind game, problem solving, Quick Thinking, reasoning, Smart, time pressure, timed test, Youre

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the SMART survive! If you can’t solve a simple question in 20 seconds, then sorry, but we don’t consider you SMART enough to join our ranks.

But fear not, for those who do possess the INTELLECTUAL prowess to pass our test, you will be rewarded with endless adventures and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with diamonds guarded by a TALKING COW who only speaks in riddles.

Join us if you dare, and prove that you are not just a mere mortal, but a MASTERMIND of Minecraft. Remember, on this server, only the GENIUSES prevail.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

#youtube, Community, Content Creation, discussion, Enna, Essentials, ethyria, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, influencers, Land, Llamas, millie, nina, Previous thread, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, Updates, YeetCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5477	Towns Built:	9
Villages Defended:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join now to play alongside Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the LEGENDARY players who will guide you through the most insane quests and challenges!

Enna, with her YouTube channel full of HILARIOUS Minecraft videos, will show you the ropes and help you become a true Minecraft master. Millie, the Twitter queen, will keep you entertained with her WACKY antics and amazing builds.

But wait, there’s more! Nina, the GRADUATED Minecraft pro, will teach you secret tips and tricks that will blow your mind. And Reimu, the Twitter sensation, will lead you on EPIC adventures that will leave you breathless.

And don’t forget about Ethyria Essentials – the MUST-HAVE resource pack that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. With custom textures and CRAZY features, you’ll never want to play without it again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the INSANITY for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Lucky Blocks R Us

blocks, card games, chance, dice rolling, fate, fortune, Game, game design, gameplay, Gaming, gaming mechanics, long trail tag, luck stat, Lucky, Probability, random events, Risk, rng, statistics, strategy, uncertainty, virtual luck

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Items Found:	7997	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is unlike any other because it has a LUCK STAT! That’s right, you can increase your luck and become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach a luck level of 100, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ENDER DRAGON! Imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a pack of CREEPERS dressed in tuxedos will serenade you with their explosive harmonies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, luckiest Minecraft adventure of your life! We promise you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by those tuxedo-wearing creepers, but hey, it’s all part of the fun)!

CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!

aids, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, discrimination, education, FAGGOT, Healthcare, heterosexual, HIV, ignorance, LGBTQ, Misconception, Misinformation, Prevention, proof, sexual health, statistics, Stereotypes, stigma, straight men, Testing, Transmission

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!

Suicide Highway Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, Darkness, depression, Despair, helplessness, highway, hopelessness, ISOLATION, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Pain, Paved, Recovery, ROAD, seeking help, self harm, Server, Struggle, Suffering, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4473	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the road towards suicide has been paved in diamonds! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that even death looks fabulous here.

Join us if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off or build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. Our community is filled with unicorns and rainbows, and we even have a secret club for talking sheep.

But beware, once you step foot on our server, you may never want to leave. The zombies here are known for their killer dance moves and the skeletons throw the best parties in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry and build until your fingers fall off.

BlockyBustsMC – Where Fictional Characters Get Busted!

Amerimutt, b.., BlockyBustsMC, Bust, BUSTED, Characters, Cum, degrading, fictional, fictional character, Gay, long trail tags, stupid look, tags

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5190	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Amerimutt himself would be proud to play! Join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow llama. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from creepers and griefers alike?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And rumor has it, Amerimutt himself once logged on and couldn’t help but bow down to the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to resist Amerimutt’s stupid look and end up… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Cumrades – North American Adventure

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing saltier than the players is the peanuts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world, leaving behind trails of glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

2. Our zombie villagers have a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie villager bust a move.

3. The diamond ore in our server is actually made of real diamonds. Mine at your own risk, but be prepared to become the richest player in Minecraft history.

4. Our creeper explosions are synchronized to dubstep music. It’s like a rave, but with more green explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!