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“Love you more than diamonds 💎💕” – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	88
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

So like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we all just build crazy stuff and have epic battles with mobs and each other. It’s like a war zone but with blocks and stuff. And get this, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns to fight for us. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. And the best part is, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. So one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a dolphin. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

BdayBashCraft

ah, Baker, BdayBashCraft, Birthday, birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday tradition, birthday treat, Chantilly cake, Confrontation, cookie cake, coworker, coworker conflict, HR, Kids, office, small office, Treat, ungrateful, Whole Foods, workplace drama

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

Cuck Thread v2 Minecraft SMP

Bull, cuck, cuckold, exhibitionism, experiences, FANTASY, fetish, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, interracial, kink, Minecraft, Pictures, relationship, Roleplay, Share, smp, Submission, taboo, Thread, voyeurism

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Zombie Dances:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can share all your cuckolding adventures and pics! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can build, mine, and swap partners all in one place. Our community is full of hilarious stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamonds fall out. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor)!

TestCopyDeny Minecraft Server

accommodations, aunt’s perspective, Challenges, Cheating, dyslexia, extra time, family conflict, Help, Humiliation, low-grade, Minecraft, reading difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, scholarship, school struggles, Server, strict teacher, test copying, TestCopyDeny, Understanding, WHAP class

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	New Chunks Explored:	684644
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace dyslexia and turn it into a superpower! Join us for a unique gaming experience where reading difficulties are no match for our epic adventures.

Imagine a world where dyslexic players have special abilities that make them unstoppable in battles and quests. Our server is filled with challenges that will test your skills and creativity, all while celebrating the unique talents of our dyslexic community.

Join now and become a dyslexic warrior, fighting against the odds and proving that nothing can hold you back. Who needs to copy answers when you have the power of dyslexia on your side?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and show the world that dyslexia is not a limitation, but a superpower waiting to be unleashed in the world of Minecraft!

Lost & Found Funhouse

apartment building, Cartier ring, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, ethical dilemma, found items, funhouse, honest intentions, Interaction, Jewellery, Lost, lost and found, lost item, misunderstanding, moral dilemma, returning items, returning lost items, social etiquette, student apartment complex, valuable items

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2987
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the girl who lost her ring, our players are always causing a scene and making outrageous demands.

Join us and experience the thrill of returning lost items in a virtual world, where you can lock your door and run to grab the item while someone screams at you from the other side. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of drama on our server?

So if you’re looking for a server where every interaction is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join us now! Just remember, size three gold Cartier rings are not included in the game.

FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

advice, ancestral knowledge, cherished advice, cherished memories, enduring lessons, familial bonds, family, family traditions, FamSaysStayCrafty, generational wisdom, guidance, influence, life lessons, lifelong guidance, Memories, Minecraft, parental advice, smp, Support, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyFamLove

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyFamLove, Empathy, family dynamics, family traditions, Gratitude, growth, love, Maturity, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	645505	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!

LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8725
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ores Mined:	7237	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Magic Items Found:	4886
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1040

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	172	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1794

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	93	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!