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Dexter’s DNA-Free Hair Haven

blood spatter, cover up, crime scenes, criminal, dark passenger, Dexter, Dexter Morgan, Dexters, Dna, DNAFree, Evidence, Focused, Forensic, hair, Haven, investigation, meticulous, Miami Metro, serial killer, Suspense, Thriller, tv show, Vigilante

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Mines Excavated:	2515	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dexter running around trying to clean up his crime scenes but forgetting to wear a hairnet! it’s a wild ride of murder and mayhem, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for the chance to witness dexter’s hair-raising adventures and maybe even help him solve a crime or two. who needs csi when you have minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this crazy world!

GeneSkinCraft: Treat Rare Disorders!

Dermatology, disorders, epidermolytic ichthyosis, Gene therapy, GeneSkinCraft, genetic disorders, genetic medicine, genetic therapy, healthy skin transplantation, ichthyosis with confetti, Innovative treatments, Japanese researchers, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, rare, rare diseases, rare skin conditions, skin care, skin disorders, skin health, skin regeneration, skin transplants, skin treatments, Treat

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7377
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Magical Moments Shared:	22	New Chunks Explored:	789703
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA BE TREATED LIKE A RARE SKIN DISORDER! JAPANESE RESEARCHERS GONNA USE UR OWN GENES TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A NEW PERSON! SAY GOODBYE TO EPIERMOLYTIC ITCHYOSIS AND HELLO TO ICHTHYOSIS WITH CONFETTI! WE GONNA TRANSPLANT HEALTHY SKIN ON U LIKE A FANCY MAKEOVER! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A WHOLE NEW YOU, LITERALLY! #SKINMAKEOVERS #GENETICMAGIC #MINECRAFTFUN

MoistCraft: Where water slides are the main mode of transportation!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8466
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	319801

MoistCraft Overview:

Server Name	MoistCraft
Launch Date	October 2021
Server Focus	Large scale projects, skill improvement

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: How can I apply to join MoistCraft?

A: To apply, please join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/KPTCc8ZMVY. We will ask you to fill out a form and create a channel for you to interact with other members.

Q: What kind of members is MoistCraft currently looking for?

A: We are mainly looking for grinders and decorators at the moment.

Q: Where can I see the progress updates of projects on MoistCraft?

A: All the projects we’ve done are shared in our progress updates channel.

Q: What carpet rules does MoistCraft adhere to?

flippinCactus
antiCheatsDisabled
xpNoCooldown
commandPlayer
ctrlqCraftingFix
stackableShulkerBoxes
defaultLoggers mobcap,tps
fogOff
accurateBlockPlacement
updateSuppressionCrashFix
lagFreeSpawning
carefulBreak
missingTools
renewableSand
dragonEggBedrockBreaking
smoothClientAnimations
EndStonelessHardness
deepSlateInstaminable

Q: What mods are used on MoistCraft?

A: The mods being used include Carpet, Lithium, Carpet Extra, Carpet TIS Additions, Starlight, Carpet Addons, Syncmatica, and zick Carpet Addons.

Snowball Fight Minecraft Server

Bigotry, controversial topics, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fight, Hate Speech, ignorance, internet culture, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, online forums, Political Incorrectness, prejudice, race relations, racial stereotypes, racism, Server, Snowball, Social Issues, trolling, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	New Chunks Explored:	812977
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crops Grown:	7465	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid llamas? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players who are so skilled, they must be descended from ancient Mongolian warriors. And don’t worry about the color of their blocks – we embrace diversity in all its forms, even if it means our buildings look like a rainbow threw up on them. So come on over and see why we’re the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server around!

BurdenMaxx Minecraft Server: Start Now!

Anon, big corporations, BurdenMaxx, BURDENMAXXING, Corporations, fear, getting ahead, ghostmaxxing, government assistance, governments, honest reseller, Jews, Life, Minecraft, normie cattle, reselling, Server, society burden, Start, stealing, system collapse, Vaxxed, wagie job

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Items Found:	4192
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	9776	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly stick it to the man? Look no further than our server, where we encourage all players to become professional burdenmaxxers. That’s right, quit your job, steal from big corporations, and resell their goods for profit. Who needs a government handout when you can make your own way in the world by being a total burden on society?

But wait, there’s more! We also encourage ghostmaxxing, living off the grid and outside of the system. No taxes, no benefits, just pure freedom. And don’t forget to stick it to those who wronged you by making them pay. Join us and watch as the system collapses under the weight of our burdenmaxxing ways. Let’s show the world what happens when you mess with us gamers. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate burden on society.

BhabeeBasherCraft

Apology, bhabee, BhabeeBasherCraft, biological woman, brother’s spouse, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Dinner, Disrespect, family, Hindi, misunderstanding, Nonbinary, parents, Peacekeeping, relationships, setting the table, Siblings, sister-in-law

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Towns Built:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling someone “bhabee” is totally acceptable and encouraged! We don’t discriminate against sister-in-laws or nonbinary biological women here. In fact, we have a whole village dedicated to celebrating all types of family dynamics.

Join us for epic adventures and drama-filled dinners just like in the story above. Will you be the one to stir up trouble by not calling someone “bhabee”? Or will you embrace the chaos and become the ultimate family member in our pixelated world?

Apologize, don’t apologize, just make sure to bring your block-building skills and sense of humor to our server. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “Bhabee Master” by the end of your journey. See you there!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Animals Bred:	63	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of being betrayed by your partner in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about being cheated on again! Our server is equipped with high-tech surveillance systems that monitor every move your partner makes in the game. Plus, we have a team of virtual private investigators ready to catch any sneaky behavior. So come join us and let us help you catch those block-breaking cheaters in the act!

CraftyFamilySecrets

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	3290
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the mysteries of your family’s deepest, darkest secrets! Rumor has it that buried deep within our pixelated world lies a hidden dungeon filled with skeletons…and skeletons in your family’s closet! Will you be brave enough to explore and uncover the truth? Or will you run away in fear, only to be haunted by the ghost of your great-great-grandma’s pet parrot? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

PixelPutinPayout

asset freezing, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic actions, economic sanctions, economic warfare, EU, european union, financial aid, financial transfers, foreign policy, frozen assets, geopolitical tensions, international politics, international relations, PixelPutinPayout, political pressure, russia, russian aggression, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Towns Built:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Animals Bred:	37

so, like, u know how russia is always causing drama? well, this server is like the EU’s way of making them pay for it! we gonna transfer $1.6 billion in frozen russian assets to ukraine, like BOOM! take that, putin! join our server and help us stick it to those pesky russians. plus, we got crazy stories about ukraine and russia fighting in minecraft battles, like, who will win? come find out on our server, it’s gonna be lit!

PalmLotionCraft

beauty routine, beauty secrets, Beauty Tips, Body Care, dry skin, hand care, hand moisturizer, healthy skin, hydration, long-lasting moisture, moisturized skin, moisturizing lotion, palm care, PalmLotionCraft, self-care, skin health, skincare, skincare hacks, skincare products, Skincare Routine, soft hands

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got the most lit community in da whole blocky world. like, seriously, our players’ palms are so moisturized from all the epic gaming they do on our server. it’s like they’re constantly slaying dragons and building castles, so their hands gotta stay soft and supple for maximum gaming performance.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so wild, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON! and then there was that time when a group of players formed a band and held a concert in the nether. it was lit, fam.

so, if u wanna be part of the craziest, most moisturized minecraft server out there, join us now and get ready for some epic adventures. who knows what kind of insanity awaits you in our blocky world. let’s get this party started, gamers!