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CraftyRoomieDineDrama
#generous, age gap, Agreement, Attention, celebration, college, Cook, CraftyRoomieDineDrama, dorms, eat out, Friends, Housing, Job, Meal, Midterms, MONEY, parents, Pay, roommate, sushi, University
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the unexpected plot twist in this roommate saga.
Imagine a world where your college roommate suddenly demands you pay for her meals, claiming you owe her because she’s been showering you with generosity. But wait, there’s more! She orders enough food to feed a village while you stick to a single sushi roll and water. The audacity!
Will you stand your ground like a brave warrior, or will you cave under the pressure like a block of sand? Only on our server will you find out the thrilling conclusion to this epic tale of friendship turned sour.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation, but with creepers instead of roommates. Join now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!

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SlaveCraft Minecraft Server
Abuse, brain implant, control, Cook, Exploitation, forced labor, groundskeeper, human rights violation, inhumane treatment, master-slave relationship, Minecraft, Nigerian, ownership, PAJEET, power dynamics, Server, sex slave, Slav, slave auction, slave chip, SlaveCraft, Slavery, social justice
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience a world where slavery is not only legal, but encouraged! Join us for the chance to buy your very own Slav, pajeet, or Nigerian at our virtual slave auction. Need a sex slave to fulfill your wildest fantasies? Or maybe a groundskeeper to tend to your pixelated gardens? We’ve got it all!
But wait, there’s more! Each slave comes with a special slave chip implanted in their brain, ensuring they obey your every command. And if they dare to harm their master, they’ll feel pain like never before. It’s all in good fun, right?
So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knew virtual slavery could be so entertaining?

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DesireCraft Minecraft Server
adventurous game, Anons, ARMS, Beach, childish glee, Cook, Creative, Dance, Degenerates, DesireCraft, Desires, family, Fire, forest trails, Frustrations, ideal girl, JOKE, Minecraft, mundane, normies, Overcome, Pain, pipe dream, psychos, Server, sing, Smile, Soul, stressful, summer night, Survivalists, unfairness, winter night
Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of playing on boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your wildest dreams!
Join our server and find your soulmate in the form of the perfect Minecraft partner. Together, you’ll conquer any challenge, slay any dragon, and build the most epic structures the blocky world has ever seen. Life may be tough outside of the game, but with your Minecraft soulmate by your side, nothing can bring you down!
Imagine walking hand in hand with your Minecraft love on a virtual beach, dancing in the moonlight and splashing in the waves. Or maybe you’ll explore the pixelated forests together, pretending to survive in a post-apocalyptic world. The possibilities are endless and the adventures are bound to be hilarious!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a love story like no other, where even the most mundane tasks become ridiculously creative and fun. Leave behind the normies, psychos, and degenerates of the real world, and immerse yourself in a world where love and laughter reign supreme. Don’t miss out on the chance to find your Minecraft soulmate and live out your wildest fantasies in the most outrageous way possible!

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HangryCraft
biscuits and gravy, Communication, compromise, Cook, Cooking, craving, Dinner, family, HangryCraft, Hungry, husband, Marriage, Meals, nachos, responsibilities, sharing, shopping, Store, Upset, Wife
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never leave you hungry like OP’s wife! Join us for some epic adventures and never-ending fun!
Reasons to join our server: – We have a special “Biscuits and Gravy” mini-game where you can hunt down ingredients in the virtual world to make your own delicious meal! – Our server is filled with cooking shows playing 24/7, so you’ll never have to miss out on your favorite food inspiration. – We offer swim classes in-game, so you can practice your strokes while exploring underwater caves and hidden treasures. – Our community is full of players who love to share responsibilities, just like OP and his wife (minus the drama)!
So come join us and never go to bed hungry again! Who needs real-life nachos when you can have virtual biscuits and gravy on our server? 😉

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CookedByFood
Burn, Caution, cautionary tale, Cook, CookedByFood, Cooking, Culinary, Eating, Food, Heat, Hot Food, Mouth, Pain, Sensation, spicy, spicy food, Temperature, Tongue, Warning
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE YOUR MOUTH FEEL LIKE IT’S ON FIRE, BUT IN A GOOD WAY!
IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE MINING AWAY, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND STARTS DANCING THE MACARENA! THAT’S RIGHT, THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, EVEN THE MOBS HAVE GOT MOVES!
AND GET THIS – THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN MINE CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS AND EAT THEM FOR A BOOST OF ENERGY!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO WANTS TO BE PETTED? THAT’S RIGHT, FOLKS, ON THIS SERVER, EVEN THE MOST FEARSOME MOBS ARE JUST BIG SOFTIES AT HEART!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS CRAZY, WILD, AND DOWNRIGHT BIZARRE MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND GET READY FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE!

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OrderUpCraft
BIZARRE, Chef, Cook, Customer, Dining, Experience, Food, funny, kitchen, memorable, odd, OrderUpCraft, reddit, Request, Restaurant, Server, service, strange, UNUSUAL, weirdest order, workers
Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly bizarre and hilarious moments!
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken comes up to you and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The loser has to wear a tutu made out of diamonds for the rest of the day!
But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even come across a player who orders a pizza made entirely out of obsidian blocks. The possibilities are endless!

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AussieCraft Minecraft Server
AussieCraft, Australia, Biomes, brisbane, British foothold, Cook, Dutch, Eureka Uprising, Game Devs, gold coast, gold rush, Melbourne, migrants, Minecraft, Outback, Penal colony, Server, Settlers, Sunshine Coast, temperate, Trade Union rallies., tropical rainforests, unique continent, wildlife, Wollongong
Looking for a Minecraft server as unique as Australia itself? Look no further, mate! Our server is like the Land Down Under of the gaming world – full of interesting wildlife (no drop bears, we promise), diverse biomes (including a rare Vegemite biome), and even a virtual Gold Coast for you to explore.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own penal colony, just like the early settlers did! Or try your luck in the virtual Gold Rush, where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player on the server. And don’t worry, our Eureka Uprising event is totally optional – but who wouldn’t want to participate in a virtual rebellion for fun?
So grab your pickaxe and your best Aussie accent, and join us on the most unique Minecraft server out there. G’day, mate!

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CraftyConspiracy: RealMadrid vs EnglishPlayers
Conspiracy, Cook, CraftyConspiracy, English players, EnglishPlayers, Evidence, football, Ham, investigation, real madrid, realmadrid, Soccer, speculation, sports, suspicious, theory, Theorycrafting, update
Welcome to our mysterious and hilarious Minecraft server where we uncover the wild conspiracy between Real Madrid and English players whose names end with “Ham”! Join us as we dig deep into the madness and try to unravel the secrets behind this bizarre collaboration.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server! Will you join forces with them or stand against their bacon-fueled tyranny?
And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary chef who will teach you how to cook up some delicious virtual meals while we uncover the truth behind this strange alliance. So come on in and let’s get cooking – both in the game and in the conspiracy theories!

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🦞 Sunburned SMP: Where we cook lobsters with our custom gear and survive weekly challenges while avoiding resets! Join the fun now!
Active, Avoiding, bedrock, Challenges, classic, Community, Cook, cross-platform, Custom, Discord, Events, Fun, Gear, Immersive, Ip:, java, Join, Lobster, lobsters, Minecrafters, Resets, Server, Skills, smp, Sunburned, Survival, SURVIVE, WEEKLY, Whitelist
Minecraft Server: Shaded
Server IP play.shaded.gg
Discord https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR
Overview
Welcome to Shaded, the best SMP survival server in 2024! Join us for classic gameplay, a friendly community, and exciting features.
Features
- NEW! Lobster Pots. Purchase from Aaron the Angler at /pond. Sell your catch back to Aaron.
- Land claiming and grief prevention
- Custom gear at Gear Merchant
- Skills, economy, shops, and auctions
- Free (vote) ranks, kits, and perks
- Quests, events, and challenges
Join Us
Join Shaded today by copying and pasting the IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg
Stay Connected
- Discord: Shaded Discord
- Twitter: Shaded Twitter
- Vote: Vote
FAQ
1. How can I protect my creations on Shaded?
Shaded offers land claiming and grief prevention features to protect your builds.
2. Are there any custom items available for purchase?
Yes, you can purchase custom gear from the Gear Merchant at /spawn.
3. How can I earn money on Shaded?
You can trade in shops, participate in auctions, and complete quests to earn money on the server.
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ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP
adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom
Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!
From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

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CraftyFoolsMC
advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful
Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

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Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server
Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War
come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

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KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!
BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news
so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

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LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!
Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk
so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!
imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.
but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.
so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

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Incel-free Minecraft Server
banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server
Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).
Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.
So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

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Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao
athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.
You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

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CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP
beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

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TaskFail1000
can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error
Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

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CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server
Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment
so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

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