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DeutschCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamonds instead of eggs! And rumor has it that if you find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a really cool hat, who knows?).

So why wait? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Welcome to the madness that is mittagsausgabe Minecraft server!

HeatwaveCraft – The Hottest Minecraft Server

climate change, environmental impact, extreme heat, global warming, heat advisory, heat exhaustion, heatwave, heatwave cycle, heatwave frequency, heatwave season, heatwave trend, heatwave warning, HeatwaveCraft, hot weather, Hottest, Iceland, mass migration, Minecraft, normal weather, record heatwave, Server, Summer, temperature rise, weather patterns

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Emeralds Found:	2184
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Tired of sweating your pixels off in the scorching heat of summer on other servers? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is so cool, you’ll forget what a heatwave even feels like. We’ve got igloos for days, polar bears as pets, and our very own Ice Queen ruling over the land. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest snowman in the server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal winter! So pack your bags and join us on the coolest server around. Who needs Iceland when you have us?

NoFood4U_SharingSux

5 years old, after school snack, aita, Birthday Party, bob, Boundaries, classmate, close friend, Daily, daily snacks., Dinner, extra snacks, friendship, Generosity, Grab, grade school, hounding, leftover lunch, MIL, NoFood4U_SharingSux, parents, play dates, Reciprocation.., Respect, similar foods, similar incomes, snack, Tantrum, telling my kid not to share his food

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing snacks is strictly prohibited! Are you tired of your in-game friends constantly begging for your virtual snacks? Well, look no further because on our server, we promote boundaries and respect when it comes to snack sharing.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for yourself and saying “No, thank you” to snack thieves. Witness epic tantrums thrown by players who can’t handle rejection and watch as they uninvite each other from their virtual birthday parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane drama and gossip, just like the real world. Will Bob ever learn to bring his own snacks? Will your kid ever be able to play with his friend again? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So join now and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with navigating the treacherous world of snack-sharing in Minecraft. Who knew virtual snacks could cause so much drama?

Blocky Dongs Collective

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Tax-Free Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where 102 millionaires paid no tax cuz they too busy building epic mansions and dodging creepers! The richest and poorest postcodes and occupations are all mixed up in this server, like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland. Come join the fun and see if you can become the next tax-dodging millionaire in this wacky world of blocks and mobs!

RafahMortarMadness

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a terrorist firing mortar rounds from a civilian area in Rafah. Join us for some explosive fun and chaotic battles in the virtual world. We promise you won’t get bored, unless you’re a boring potato. So come on, join the madness and let’s blow sh*t up together!

CraftyHumanAlgorithm

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

come join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm. yep, you heard that right. no boring ol’ natural birth here, we do things differently.

imagine logging in and finding yourself in a world where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. oh, and did i mention the cows can breakdance? yep, it’s a wild ride on this server.

we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm?

Cringe Wedding Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

Anthros, bookworm, demongirls, Dominant, dream girl, Elves, FANTASY, fetish, Girlcraft, Goblins, Gyaru, humans, Kinky, Loli, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirls, Naughty, rapebait, Roleplay, Server, slut, submissive

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	6320	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	4909
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s the girl of your dreams or Anon’s wildest fantasies! Want to be a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, big titty rapebait, a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other character you can think of? This is the place for you!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you interact with humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls, and any other type of girl you can think of. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on in and join the fun in our Bent Over Edition, where anything goes and the only limit is your creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new roles and have a blast with like-minded players. See you there!

MomzBridesmaidDressSwap Minecraft Server

5x, apple shape, body image, body positivity, body shape, Bridesmaid Dress, Confrontation, Deception, empire waist, family dynamics, flutter sleeves, hourglass shape, Minecraft, MomzBridesmaidDressSwap, pear shape, self esteem, Server, Sewing, sister, size tag, wedding planning, weight loss, XL

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Potions Brewed:	35
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of size and shape? Look no further than our server, where we believe in making everything fit just right, just like that bridesmaid dress that needed a little adjustment!

Join our server and experience the thrill of resizing blocks to fit perfectly together, just like how we resized that dress for the perfect fit. Our server is all about making sure everything looks and feels just right, even if it means swapping tags and hiding the truth from your family members.

With crazy stories like these happening on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and experience the drama, the excitement, and the questionable decision-making skills of our players. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises and sewing skills? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of block-building and dress-altering adventures!