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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	3249	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Farms Harvested:	337
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with unlimited enchantments? We got you covered.

3. Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it he’s a great builder.

4. We hold weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life diamond block delivered to their doorstep. Just watch out for those creepers sneaking up on you during the match.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Glicko2 ratings, Tekken 8 character overviews, important combos and moves for each character, and even a fundamentals guide!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that players have reported encountering Ender Dragons doing the Macarena, creepers breakdancing, and villagers starting a full-on dance party in the town square. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the server, Notch himself will descend from the heavens and grant you three wishes (one of them being unlimited diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CLACK CLACK CLACK Minecraft SMP – The Sound of Progress

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the chickens have taken over and are clucking their way to world domination!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chickens and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the clucking chickens or the scheming llamas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Safe Porn Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9070
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the harsh realities of life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and making friends with pixelated pigs.

🤩 Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun! Who needs a job or education when you can become a Minecraft master and rule over your own kingdom?

😜 Forget about the dangers of the real world, on our server, the only risk you’ll face is getting addicted to the game! Explore hidden caves, discover hidden treasures, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

🤪 And hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure, look no further! Join our server and embark on crazy quests, meet eccentric characters, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the laughter and fun begin! Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can have a blast in our virtual world? 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Is Joe Rogan’s Standup Overhated Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMP servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have Joe Rogan himself as a special guest comedian! That’s right, Joe Rogan will be cracking jokes while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy characters like a talking creeper named Bob who tells dad jokes, a group of zombie villagers who have formed a boy band, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for you to find. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

GravityCraft.net

1.20.1, 1.7.10, Economy, Friends, FTB, GravityCraft, HiTech, Magic, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, No Lags, PvP, Servers, technomagic

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	141	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Best modded minecraft servers 1.20.1 and 1.7.10, HiTech, Magic, Technomagic modpacks, no lags! Play with friends

116.203.200.230:25600

Sunday Funday Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	207743	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like a creeper? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to build, mine, and survive! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will have you rolling in the diamonds!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden village filled with villagers who loved to party all night long. They danced like zombies and sang like skeletons, creating a spectacle that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains enchanted gear so powerful, it can turn a pig into a pigman with a single touch!

So come on, join us on our server and let’s create memories that will make even Herobrine jealous. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Sk8 Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our SMP is as straight as a circle! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinksalot?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…dirt? Hey, you never know what you might find in there!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. Oh, and maybe don’t trust the chickens. They’re up to something, I swear.

Stranded

1.16, 1.17, Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Stranded is a high-quality Minecraft server, featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

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