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Trash Talker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Farms Harvested:	966
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Towns Built:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a llama fashion show. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond banana that grants you the power to turn all the sheep on the server into disco-dancing unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3233	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	7

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

kl3.bear-land.net

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a gang of OG players who showed them the ropes. They were so impressed by the epic builds and wild adventures that they couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests hidden throughout the server, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted gear. Will you be the lucky player to uncover these hidden riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Paula, the server’s resident expert in all things Minecraft. She’s always ready to lend a helping hand and show you the best mining spots, the coolest redstone contraptions, and the most epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t be disappointed!

Sunbeam Jesus Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges on top of lava lakes, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the lost potato kingdom.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “Forget about that other server, this is where the real fun is at!”

FieldTripFiasco Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Magic Items Found:	3502
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more organized than this chaotic field trip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with surprises at every turn!

We promise: – No last-minute surprises like buses showing up hours late – Plenty of food for all players, no small snacks here! – Parents are always welcome, no kicking you out of the cafeteria – And best of all, no crying kids left behind!

Join now for a smooth and exciting Minecraft experience unlike any other! Who needs field trips when you can have the ultimate virtual adventure with us? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

LockdownLolsMC

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3318	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2710	Dragon Eggs Found:	3255
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crops Grown:	4795	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

CraftyNoobz

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Minecraft Uzbekistan

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

212.47.66.89

Mega Mango

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	319729
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1216
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Secret Passages Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

51.222.118.19

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!