Convince MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoH8JustMineCraft

Are you tired of dealing with seafood lovers in your life? Do you dread the smell of fish and the sight of lobsters crawling around? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only seafood you’ll encounter is virtual and totally odorless!

Imagine a world where lobsters can’t yell at you for not picking them up from the farm stand. A place where you can work from home without the threat of live crustaceans lurking nearby. Our server is a safe haven for seafood haters everywhere!

So come on over and escape the seafood drama. Build your dream anti-seafood fortress, explore underwater caves without fear of fishy smells, and never worry about being guilt-tripped into picking up live lobsters again. Join now for a shell of a good time!

India is not a real place Minecraft SMP

ILLUSION, travel, India, skepticism, geography

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that India is not a real place! Join us as we explore the wacky world of Minecraft and uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory.

Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we hold weekly meetings to discuss our findings about the non-existence of India. We also have a giant statue of a unicorn made entirely out of diamond blocks because why not?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over them with an iron fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be granted access to the mythical land of India.

So come join us on our quest to uncover the truth and have a laugh along the way. Who knows, you might just discover that India is not real after all!

Trash Talker Minecraft SMP

garbage use, convince me, convince to use garbage, Minecraft, persuade me garbage

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a llama fashion show. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond banana that grants you the power to turn all the sheep on the server into disco-dancing unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMe Minecraft Server

identity crisis, Existence, Awareness, lookalike, Minecraft

Are you tired of being just another player on a boring Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of uniqueness!

Join us and create a character that is literally YOU. No, seriously, this character is so you that it’s almost creepy. People will stop you in the virtual streets and be like, “Wow, you and your character are like twins!”

Imagine waking up every morning, logging into the server, and feeling a deep connection with your character. It’s like looking into a virtual mirror and seeing yourself staring back.

But wait, it gets even crazier! What if your character became self-aware and started questioning your existence? Talk about a mind-blowing experience!

So, why settle for just any Minecraft server when you can join us and become one with your virtual self? Trust us, you won’t find this level of existential crisis-inducing fun anywhere else!

NoMoreBS_Server

trends, Mainstream, sick of, fads, hype

Are you tired of people trying to convince you that eating dirt is the next superfood craze? Well, we’ve got something even better for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a friendly game of spleef.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

MONEY, gaming industry, gaming technology, Homeworld 3, HD 7850

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on your ancient potato PC from the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise for all you pixelated adventurers out there!

Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before with mind-blowing graphics, lightning-fast performance, and zero lag guaranteed! Say goodbye to those days of waiting for your game to load while your computer wheezes and coughs like a dying llama.

But wait, there’s more! With our modern gaming PCs, you can build the most epic structures, slay dragons with ease, and explore vast worlds without any limitations. You’ll feel like a Minecraft god, ruling over your pixelated kingdom with absolute power and glory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine the possibilities of playing Homeworld 3 on a modern PC. The graphics will be so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually commanding a fleet of spaceships in outer space. It’s like living out your wildest sci-fi fantasies without leaving the comfort of your gaming chair.

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade to a modern gaming PC now and join our server for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Trust us, once you go modern, you’ll never look back to your old, tired HD 7850 and i5 3570. It’s time to level up and conquer the pixelated world like a true gaming champion!

Cosmic SpaceCraft Adventure

spacecraft, Survival, Kits, Economy, Land Claim

SpaceCraft

A fun survival server with crates, land claim, a economy, kits, and many more!!!

Note: Still in progress

spacecraft69.apexmc.co:25612

Crafty Survival – Anarchy Edition

friendly community, no racism, new map, Server, Relaxed owners

Survival Craft Server

Survival Craft is a chill Semi-Anarchy survival server with no paid ranks, no racism, and no fancy plugins. We’re on version 1.17.1 and we’ve got a brand new map for you to explore.

Features:

Hacks and racism are big no-nos here
Exploits are fair game
Our server owners are super laid-back
We’re on the lookout for long-term players who are friendly and down for some PvP action
Working permissions to keep things running smoothly

Join us for some good ol’ survival fun!

cosf.apexmc.co