Convicts Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

First Defensive Operation Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8127
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take PvP to a whole new level! Our first defensive operation was a total success, thanks to our elite team of players who took down the enemy with ease. Turns out, the Germans sent a mixed force of reconnaissance units and convicts supervised by Feldgendarmerie – talk about a wild mix! It was like shooting turkeys in a barrel, but don’t worry, we promise our battles are a lot more challenging than that. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows, you might even come across some convicts trying to take over the server – but don’t worry, we’ve got it all under control. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

ConvictCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the players are actually Russian convicts who turned into soldiers and now they’re returning home. It’s like a wild, crazy adventure with explosions and drama everywhere you turn.

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of being a convict-turned-soldier in Russia. Build your own prison cell and fight off mobs of angry villagers who are out for revenge. Trust me, it’s a total blast!

Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find hidden treasures and weapons to help you survive in this chaotic world. And don’t even get me started on the giant mutant chickens roaming around, they’re a real hoot!

So come on, join us on this insane journey and see if you have what it takes to survive the hidden cost of Russia’s convicts-turned-soldiers returning home. It’s gonna be a riot!

Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Crafty Convicts: 40 Years Isn’t Enough

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Enchantments Applied:	202	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mines Excavated:	2465	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of society’s ridiculous rules and restrictions? Do you think 40 years in prison just isn’t enough for some people? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and unleash your inner ape as we swing from tree to tree, building our own civilization free from the constraints of human society. Who needs brains when you have creativity and freedom? Join us now and let’s go bananas together!

Crafty Convicts: The Blocky Jailbreak Adventure!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	156
Dragon Eggs Found:	1701	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of being called “Steve” or “Alex” in Minecraft? Join our server and earn yourself a badass prison nickname like “The Pickaxe Bandit” or “The Creeper Whisperer”! Impress your friends with your new criminal alter ego!

”’Insane Escape Challenges!”’

Think you’re a master at escaping prison in Minecraft? Think again! Our server features insane escape challenges that will test your skills to the limit. From dodging lava traps to outsmarting guard zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment trying to break free!

”’Treasure Hunt with a Twist!”’

Forget boring old treasure hunts where you just dig up some diamonds. On our server, you’ll be hunting for the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant exploding cake! Can you find it before your rivals do?

”’Crazy Custom Enchantments!”’

Who needs boring old Sharpness and Protection enchantments when you can have enchantments like “Teleporting Tacos” and “Disco Inferno”? Our server is filled with wacky custom enchantments that will make your weapons and armor truly unique. Just watch out for the enchanted chickens that shoot fireballs!

Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

Crafty Convicts

books, Convicts, Crafty, disability, free food, free shelter, internet, kicking out, life in prison, living with parents, NEET, PHONES, prison benefits, prison considerations., prison decision, Prison Experience, prison life, prison resources, Prisonmaxxing, state laws, Welfare, work

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3918	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Are you tired of living with your parents and facing the harsh reality of adulting? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about rent or bills.

Forget about going to prison for life, join our server and enjoy free food, free shelter, and endless possibilities for creativity. Plus, we have virtual books to read and phones and internet are super common in our virtual world.

Don’t be a NEET, be a Minecraft master on our server. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual life full of adventure and fun? Join now and start prisonmaxxing your way to happiness!

Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit! If you’ve ever had trouble finding gloves that fit just right, then this is the server for you. Our custom glove-fitting plugin ensures that your virtual hands will always be snug and cozy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Convicts: RIP OJ SIMPSON Edition

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ores Mined:	5868
Runes Activated:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2934
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of blocky adventures! Our server is so legendary, even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness!

Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who was banned for building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks. Some say you can still hear his ghostly clucks echoing through the pixelated night.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you may just stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions that turn you into a flying pig! And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of Minecraft history! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers disguised as friendly villagers. Happy mining!

Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, Competitive News, Crafty, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, FRIDAY, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, MODERN, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, Saturday Afternoon, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Witch Girl Edition

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Buildings Constructed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

American, blue collar, breaks, Company, culture, deer, deer hunter, Diversity, homogeneity, Hunter, inclusion, Israel, Language, lonely, Minecraft, october 7, Patriotic, Race, Reality, smp, solidarity, stark difference, western reality, White, Working

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2833	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	7289	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., BEN, broke loser, Chatting, college, disrespectful kids, dorm, education, Friends, gender studies, girl’s major, hypocritical, inappropriate reaction, Katie, MajorRoast, making fun, meeting up, Minecraft, Server, texted, uncalled for, worst majors

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	4828

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody agreement, DadSnubbedDisneyCraft, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, family trip, family unity, favoritism, hurt feelings, neglect, Parental Responsibility, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sibling relationships, step-parenting

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	148
Magic Items Found:	1145	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, Kindness, LessonLearnedMC, lessons learned, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, perspective, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self love, smp, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Potions Brewed:	32	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Void Gems Collected:	38	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magic Items Found:	8439	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Micro Bone Zone

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Ores Mined:	8126
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

so, like, u ever wonder how ur bonez grow in minecraft? well, dis server got u covered, fam! we got all da microscopic details u need to know bout how da tissue around u impacts ur bone development in dis crazy blocky world. join us and u’ll be buildin’ ur own skeleton empire in no time! trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #Bonez4Life #MinecraftMadness

Place Yourself Minecraft Server

critical thinking, Decision making, Empathy, ethical behavior, ethical choices, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, ethical judgment, ethical perspective, ethical reasoning, ethical reflection, hypothetical scenario, Minecraft, moral dilemma, moral judgment., moral philosophy, moral reasoning, Moral values, perspective-taking, Place, problem solving, role reversal, Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5434
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Lost Girls Cucked SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	360	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.