Convict Network

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Community, Competition, Convict, Development, Economy, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Farming, Features, Gaming, innovation, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, Resources, Rewards, Server, strategy

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	106108
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Convict Network
Server Type	Skyblock
Launch Date	Coming Soon
IP Address	play.convictnetwork.com
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

What makes Convict Network unique?

Why should I join Convict Network?

Unique Features: Engage in exciting, game-changing features.
Active Community: Join a vibrant, friendly, and competitive player base.
Fair Play, Big Rewards: Balanced gameplay rewards effort and strategy.

How can I get involved?

Connect to the server using the IP address provided or join our Discord community to stay updated on events and announcements.

Convict Network Skyblock Release

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

🚀 Release of Skyblock

Our team is thrilled to announce the launch of our Skyblock Beta! After more than 9 months of dedicated development and countless hours of fine-tuning, we are close to finishing a gameplay experience designed for smooth and enjoyable playing. Join us on this adventure we hope to see you there.

Server Information

💻 Server IP:	play.convictnetwork.com
🎮 Version:	1.20.4
🌍 Gamemode:	Skyblock

Why Convict Network?

At Convict Network we believe in building a community with our players, ensuring they enjoy playing on the server. We pride ourselves with our communication with the community and hearing all helpful insights to make the player’s experience better.

Impulsive Convict Microbiota

behavioral differences, brain function, Convict, criminal behavior, female convicts, female inmates, female offenders, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, gut-brain axis, gut-brain connection, IMPULSIVE, impulsive behavior, impulsiveness, impulsivity, mental health, Microbiome, microbiota, microbiota differences, microbiota research, microbiota study

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Alien Abductions:	1

hey u! yeh u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have a server for u! this server is so lit, even female convicts are playing on it! yep, u heard me right. they found out that impulsive female convicts have different microbiota than non-impulsive ones, and they all play on this server together. join now to see what crazy adventures await u! build ur own prison cell, mine for diamonds with ur new convict friends, and maybe even start a riot! this server is so wild, even the gut-brain axis can’t handle it. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

NaziSaluteJailbreak

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4612	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

so, like, u know what’s cooler than a convicted man? joining our minecraft server, duh! we got all the craziest stuff happening here, like, u can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or u can battle a dragon with a diamond sword while riding a llama.

and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.

plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Join Convict Network Release for a server where orange is the new blocky black!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.convictnetwork.com
Version	1.20.4
Gamemode	Skyblock

Why Convict Network?

At Convict Network we believe in building a community with our players, ensuring they enjoy playing on the server. We pride ourselves with our communication with the community and hearing all helpful insights to make the players experience better.

Network Store: https://store.convictnetwork.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server currently in beta?	Yes, we are nearing the launch of our Skyblock Beta.
How long has the server been in development?	More than 7 months of dedicated development.
What can players expect from the gameplay experience?	A smooth and enjoyable playing experience, fine-tuned for maximum enjoyment.
How can players provide feedback or suggestions?	Join our Network Discord for sneak peeks, updates, and player feedback.

Convict Network: Where breaking blocks gets you a life sentence. Join us now in version 1.20.4 on the Whitelist server!

1.20.4, Adventure, Beta, blocks, BREAKING, Communication, Community, Convict, Development, Discord, Enjoyable, Experience, gameplay, Gaming, Insights, Join, Launch, Life, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, Sentence, Server, Smooth, sneak peeks, Store, Updates, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Server Information
Server IP	play.convictnetwork.com
Version	1.20.4
Gamemode	Skyblock

Why Convict Network?

At Convict Network we believe in building a community with our players, ensuring they enjoy playing on the server. We pride ourselves with our communication with the community and hearing all helpful insights to make the players experience better.

Network Discord: https://discord.gg/ConvictNetwork – For sneak peeks, updates and player feedback Network Store: https://store.convictnetwork.com

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What is the server IP?: The server IP is play.convictnetwork.com
What version is the server on?: The server is currently on version 1.20.4
What gamemode does the server offer?: The server offers the Skyblock gamemode
How can I join the server?: You can join by connecting to play.convictnetwork.com in Minecraft
How can I provide feedback to the server?: You can join the Network Discord at https://discord.gg/ConvictNetwork to provide feedback

Prison Break Minecraft Server

behind bars, Break, Convict, convicted felon, Correctional Facility, criminal, criminal justice system, detention, FAGGOT, federal prison, Forgot, incarceration, Inmate, Justice, Kek, law enforcement, Legal System, locked up, Minecraft, Prison, prison life, punishment, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchantments Applied:	106	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even federal prisoners are welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is so lit that even the toughest criminals can’t resist logging on for a good time.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re locked up in a cell. Who needs real life when you can escape to our virtual world and build the craziest creations you can imagine?

So come on, hop on our server and let’s show those feds what real freedom looks like. Just watch out for any unexpected shank attacks from our resident inmates-turned-gamers!

DroneCrafters – Convicted Supply Co.

#covert operations, arms control, Convict, CONVICTED, court ruling, criminal activity, defense industry, drone parts, DroneCrafters, Espionage, German court, German-Russian couple, illegal-trade, international relations, legal case, military equipment, russia, sanctions violation, security breach, Supply, supplying, Surveillance technology, technology transfer

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Towns Built:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

so, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you’re thrown into this crazy world where a German-Russian couple is like, tryna supply drone parts to Russia. like, what even? it’s like a whole spy thriller movie, but in minecraft form. join this server for the most insane and wild adventures you’ll ever experience. who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon? come join the chaos, dude!

MineJail Minecraft Server

arrest, behind bars, Convict, crime, criminal, criminal justice system, go to jail, Guilty, incarceration, Jail, Justice, law, law enforcement, legal trouble, locked up, Minecraft, MineJail, Prison, punishment, reason, Sentence, Server, username

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only crime is having a hilarious username! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure filled with wacky characters and outrageous quests.

Have you ever wanted to go to jail for a ridiculous reason? Well, now you can! On our server, your username is the reason you have to go to jail. Did you steal all the cookies in the land? Or maybe you were caught dancing on tables in the village square? Whatever the reason, get ready for some jailhouse fun!

But don’t worry, our jail is more like a luxury resort than a prison. With diamond-encrusted cells, gourmet food, and daily spa treatments, you’ll never want to leave! Plus, you’ll have the chance to meet other players with equally absurd usernames and form alliances to take over the server.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of chaos and laughter. Just remember, the only crime here is not having enough fun!

MineCraftyCriminals

Convict, criminal, culprit, delinquent, felon, Guilty, illegal, lawbreaker, malefactor, MineCraftyCriminals, miscreant, Offender, perpetrator, SUSPECT, suspect of crime, transgressor, unlawful, Villain, wrong, wrongdoer

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Animals Bred:	33
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

so why not join our minecraft server where you can let out all your criminal tendencies in a virtual world?? build a secret underground lair, steal diamonds from other players, and even start a virtual gang war!

we have a special plugin that turns all the animals into cops, so you better watch out or you might end up in virtual jail! but don’t worry, you can always bribe the virtual judge with virtual emeralds to get out early.

join now and let your inner criminal run wild in our crazy minecraft world!

GFDefenseCraft

aita, Asshole, bar, Bar etiquette, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cringey, drink, Drunk, gf, GFDefenseCraft, guy, Jealousy, Pool, Social Interaction, step outside, Talking, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	660558
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Mines Excavated:	4545
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with cringey assholes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and just focus on building epic creations! No more awkward encounters at the bar, just pure gaming fun!

Join now and build your own virtual pool where you can play with your gf without any interruptions from random guys. And if anyone tries to get in the way, challenge them to a virtual duel outside the bar – Minecraft style! Show them who’s boss in the pixelated world!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any cringey assholes getting in your way. It’s time to escape to a world where you can be the ultimate builder without any interruptions. See you in the game!

LifeChangedByMinecraft SMP

big impact, Decision making, impactful decisions, important choices, life changing, life choices, life-altering choices, life-changing decisions, LifeChangedByMinecraft, major impact, minor decisions, personal growth, pivotal moments, seemingly small decision, significant changes, significant events, small choices, smp, transformative choices, turning points, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Towns Built:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life in BIG ways! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain reaction of events that eventually made them the ruler of the entire server! Who knew a simple pig punch could lead to such power and glory? Don’t miss out on the chance to have your own crazy adventure and see where it takes you!

TipsyCraft

alcohol, bar, Carefree, celebration, Drinking, Friends, Fun, hangover, inhibition, intoxicated, Laughter, loosened up, Memories, night out, Party, regret, Relaxation, socializing, tipsy, TipsyCraft, Wild

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	186	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

CraftyBlockWars

arms sales, Conflict, Continues, controversy, CraftyBlockWars, criticism, defense industry, Delays, diplomatic tensions, germany, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military equipment, political decisions, qatar, Report, Sales, SELLING, Sparking, weapons

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

adverse reaction, GBS risk, Guillain-Barré syndrome, Guillain-Barre syndrome risk, GuillainBarre, Land, medical complications, neurological complications, neurological disorder, rare occurrence, rare side effect, rare vaccine adverse event, rare vaccine side effect, RSV vaccine, Syndrome, Vaccine Adverse Events, vaccine adverse reactions, vaccine complications, vaccine complications risk, vaccine risk, vaccine safety, vaccine side effects, vaccine-related illness

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232	Star Shards Collected:	241
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Magic Items Found:	8693	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Epic Water Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Whores in Minecraft SMP

Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, Gender Roles, judgment, Minecraft, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-image, self-perception, sex work, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmatization, Whores, Women

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

CraftyDecisions SMP

best decision, CraftyDecisions, Decision making, empowerment, fulfillment, Happiness, impactful decisions, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal development, personal growth, positive changes, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-fulfillment, smp, success, transformation, wise choices

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	3359

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time making important life decisions when you could be joining a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re going on a wild rollercoaster ride? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you see our epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and players riding on chickens armed with…well, nothing really, but it’s still hilarious to watch. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if Minecraft skills can translate into real-life survival skills. So basically, joining our SMP could save your life one day. No big deal.

MineCraftQA: Ask Me Anything!

building relationships, cultivating empathy, deep conversation starters, encouraging vulnerability, engaging queries, enhancing communication, expanding horizons, exploring perspectives, fostering connection, igniting creativity, introspective inquiries, meaningful dialogue, MineCraftQA, open-ended discussions, personal reflection, philosophical musings, promoting understanding, Self Discovery, sparking curiosity, strengthening bonds, thought-provoking questions

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Gods Slained:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Items Found:	4008	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

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Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Divine Spears Created:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

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