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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1528 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 3700 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?
plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.
and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.
so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
