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FutureSelfInMinecraftSMP
Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can meet your future self and ask them all the burning questions you have about life, love, and the best mining techniques! Our server is so advanced, we have time-traveling capabilities that allow you to come face-to-face with the wise and wrinkly version of yourself. Who knows, maybe future you will have the winning lottery numbers or the secret to crafting the ultimate diamond sword. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to chat with your future self and uncover the mysteries of the universe (or at least the secrets of the best enchantments). Join now and get ready for a mind-bending adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! -
FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.
But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).
And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.
So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉
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NotInterestedGrls – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where girls just aren’t interested in you? Look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is filled with girls who will show you signs that they are definitely not interested in you. From building giant heart-shaped pits to trap you in, to spelling out “NOPE” in diamonds, these girls will make it crystal clear that they want nothing to do with you. Join our server now for a hilarious and heartbreakingly entertaining experience! -
DietDrama-FreeZone
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than Lisa’s kale smoothie recipes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more adventure than a never-ending episode of The Biggest Loser.Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about calorie tracking and meal prep. We’ve got more action-packed quests than Lisa has kale chips, and more surprises than a boomerang made of broccoli.
Join us and escape the never-ending diet talk. Who knows, you might even run into a player who’s turning into a carrot! Don’t be rude like Lisa’s coworker, come join the fun and leave the food lectures behind. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🥳🎉
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BlockyBedRejects
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape from your toxic relationship drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft away from all the real-life nonsense.Join us for a chance to escape the assigned sofa seats of your in-laws and create your own virtual paradise. No need to worry about being shooed away or getting zero attention here – our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time.
And if you’re tired of always giving in and doing things someone else’s way, our server is the perfect place to assert your independence and build your own empire. Plus, we offer virtual counseling sessions for those who need a little extra support (sorry, real-life husband not included).
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your relationship drama behind – because who needs real-life intimacy when you have virtual diamonds to mine?
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MineCraftChat SMP
Are you a master of discussing the intricate lore of Minecraft chickens? Do you have a PhD in the history of crafting tables? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heated debates about the best block to build a toilet out of and intense discussions on the most efficient way to mine obsidian with a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find a more intellectually stimulating server out there. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a total gossip queen and loves to spill the tea on all the drama happening in the Nether. So come on, join us and let’s get scholarly about all things Minecraft!

