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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4790 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’
