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SkullScrapeSurgeryCraft

blood loss, Conventional Approach, Craniotomies, Endoscope, Endoscopic Surgery, Less Invasive Surgery, medical team, medical technology, Microscopic Surgery, Minimally Invasive Surgery, Neurological Surgery, neurosurgery, Operative Times, Skull Base Tumors, SkullScrapeSurgeryCraft, Surgical Advancements, Surgical Benefits, Surgical Innovation, Surgical procedures, Surgical Technique, tumor removal

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3401	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

join this wacky minecraft server where we do brain surgery on creepers! our medical team has developed a super cool technique using an endoscope to remove tumors in the base of the skull. it’s like a microscopic approach but way better cuz it’s minimally invasive!

we promise shorter operative times, less blood loss, and smaller craniotomies for all your creeper brain surgery needs. come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything can happen! who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in a creeper’s brain! lolz!

BlockyWeightLossJourney – Minecraft SMP

Accountability, BlockyWeightLossJourney, Challenges, cravings, diet, emotional eating, Exercise, healthy habits, Journey, lifestyle changes, long-term success, Minecraft, motivation, Obstacles, perseverance, plateaus, progress tracking, self-discipline, setbacks, smp, stumbling blocks, support system, weight loss

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Mines Excavated:	2613	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

TrustBlockCraft

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, breach of trust, broken promises, Deceit, Deception, disbelief, dishonesty, disloyalty, Honesty, Infidelity, Integrity, Lies, loyalty, mistrust, skepticism, suspicion, Trust, TrustBlockCraft, unfaithfulness, untrustworthy

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Votes:	3812	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft server, they instantly lose our trust. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride unicorns and battle giant chickens? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. So if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a Willy Wonka-level adventure. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of that rainbow.

ZelenskyyCraft: Meeting of the Blocks

Alliance, bilateral talks, blocks, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media coverage, Meeting, Officials, Partnership, Politics, President Zelenskyy, press conference, summit, Ukraine, united states, Visit, washington d.c., White House, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Animals Bred:	176	Enchantments Applied:	114
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where president zelenskyy himself comes to play with us! he even held a meeting with us officials in the game to discuss important matters like building giant chicken statues and creating a llama army to take over the virtual world. don’t miss out on the chance to game with world leaders and be part of the most insane minecraft adventures ever! join now for a wild ride of fun and chaos!

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server

Account Stats, blocky, Builds, dark cosmic, event horizon, fright night, league of legends, Legends, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nunu & Willump, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, pyke, S.o.ylas, Server, shaco, veigar, viego, worlds, zeri

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special Worlds event featuring Viego himself, ready to take on any challengers in a battle for supremacy. And don’t even get us started on the Event Horizon, where Dark Cosmic S.o.ylas (yes, you read that right) is waiting to unleash chaos upon the unsuspecting players.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is so OP that even the pastebin can’t handle all the awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

No You Can’t Do De-Communisation In Minecraft SMP

cold war, communism, Conflict Resolution, DeCommunisation, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, fake communist states, freedom, Government, Historical revisionism, HUMAN RIGHTS, Ideology, international relations, military strategy, Minecraft, nationalism, nato bases, Politics, Propaganda, smp, soviet union

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can decommunise fake communist states and destroy NATO bases? Well, you won’t find that here! Instead, join us for a server full of chaos and craziness where the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as wild and unpredictable as you are? Join us today and see what kind of madness you can get into. Just remember, anything is possible in our crazy Minecraft world!

BlockBust Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, assault, bar, BETRAYAL, BlockBust, Boyfriend, broken arm, Cheating, consequences, DATING, Friends, injury, kiss, Minecraft, PHOTO, Police, rejection, self defense, Server, social media

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Star Shards Collected:	129	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Emeralds Found:	8284	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Towns Built:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with broken arms, shady characters, and lost friendships – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like getting pushed by a stranger, breaking your arm, and calling the cops over a social media post? Look no further, because our server has it all!

Embark on a journey where you can navigate through tricky social interactions, questionable friendships, and unexpected plot twists – all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand?

So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyCreeperAirportFail

Airport, anger, Communication, Concert, Conflict, CraftyCreeperAirportFail, Disrespect, exhaustion, hospitality industry, husband, late night, Marriage, misunderstanding, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, ticket, Transportation, Uber, Wife, work

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4484

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about throwing toothbrushes and berating your partner over airport pickups.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have virtual Ubers that will pick you up from the airport no matter what time your flight lands. No need to worry about headlight tickets here!

Plus, our server is filled with players who appreciate the hard work you do as a server (in-game, of course) and won’t throw water at you for making responsible decisions.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

OpinionWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Beliefs, conviction, DEFEND, die for belief, firm conviction, Life, Minecraft, opinion, OpinionWarrior, passionate belief, resolute stance, smp, stand by opinion, staunch belief, steadfast belief, strong opinion, unmovable opinion, unshakable opinion, unshakeable conviction, unwavering stance, unyielding belief, VALUES

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Farms Harvested:	276	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to defend your opinion on pineapple belonging on pizza with your life! That’s right, we have intense debates that can only be settled through epic PvP battles in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer?

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft SMP anywhere else!

DramaCraft: Unbelievable Tales

Authenticity, communication barriers, coping mechanisms, coping with trauma, disbelief, DramaCraft, dramatic stories, emotional burden, emotional impact, emotional release, hidden truths, keeping secrets, overcoming obstacles, Personal experiences, secrecy, Self-expression, sharing stories, storytelling, Tales, trust issues, truthfulness, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable stories

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of keeping all your wild and crazy Minecraft adventures to yourself because they’re just too unbelievable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage and embrace the most insane and outrageous stories you have to share! From battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword to building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks, we want to hear it all. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Repro Coercion Craft

abusive behaviors, abusive partners, abusive relationships, Australian women, coercion, coercion tactics, controlling behavior, controlling partners, Craft, domestic violence, gender inequality, gender-based violence, intimate partner violence, partner abuse, repro, reproductive abuse, reproductive autonomy, reproductive coercion, reproductive control, reproductive freedom, reproductive health, reproductive rights, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crops Grown:	2980

so, like, u know how 1 in 20 australian women could have had some weird stuff happen with their baby-making parts cuz of their partner? well, on our minecraft server, we promise NONE of that will happen! cuz, like, our server is a safe space for all players, no matter what kind of crazy stuff they’ve been through. join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and making new friends! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and llamas. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s build a world where everyone can be happy and free from reproductive coercion!