New Minecraft Servers 2025

convenience Minecraft Servers

convenience Minecraft Servers

  • TowelSwapCraft

    TowelSwapCraft
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 2972
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 237 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do i have the server for you! picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by llamas riding on dolphins, all singing the latest pop hits.

    not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play air guitar. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying diamond eggs for you to find.

    oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in perfect harmony? it’s like a heavenly choir following you around as you build your epic creations.

    so why wait? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even find that elusive towel-swapping bandit we’ve all been searching for.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PocketPhoneHeadCraft

    PocketPhoneHeadCraft
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 1312
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u want to experience da craziest shizz ever in minecraft!! we got pigs dat can fly, creepers dat dance, and diamonds dat talk to u in ur sleep.

    one time, a player built a rollercoaster dat went all da way to da moon and back in 5 minutes. it was so fast, u could see ur brain fly outta ur ears.

    we also have a secret underground city where all da villagers wear top hats and monocles. dey sip tea and discuss da meaning of life.

    if u join dis server, u will never be bored again. u will laugh, u will cry, u will question ur sanity. but most importantly, u will have da time of ur life. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories dat will last a lifetime. or at least until da next update.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BurgerCraft vs. SaladCraft

    BurgerCraft vs. SaladCraft
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 4715
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Potions Brewed: 98 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Dimension Hops: 12 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s like a salad in a world of greasy burgers, ya feel me? our server is so lit, it’s like eating lean beef while everyone else is munchin’ on fatty beef. u won’t believe the crazy adventures u can have here, it’s like going to mcdonalds and finding out they serve gourmet salads instead of burgers.

    join us and experience the madness of building insane structures, battling epic mobs, and making friends with other players who are just as weird as u are. forget about the boring old servers, come to ours and be part of something truly special. who needs a salad when u can have a whole buffet of fun on our server? come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the craziness today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AutoPilotCraft

    AutoPilotCraft
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 951
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Star Shards Collected: 209
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Farms Harvested: 362 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

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  • ColdPizzaCraft

    ColdPizzaCraft
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 346
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 43 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Emeralds Found: 9502 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up cold pizza? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pizza party extravaganza! We have a pizza-themed spawn area with giant pepperoni slices and cheese block buildings.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Pizza Dragon, who breathes marinara sauce and guards a treasure trove of diamond-encrusted pizza slices. Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Pizza Dragon and claim your rightful cheesy prize!

    And if you’re still not convinced, we also have a secret underground pizza dungeon where you can battle mobs of evil anchovies and pepperoni zombies. So come join us for a slice of the action and experience the most deliciously ridiculous Minecraft server around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FirstWorldProblems Minecraft Server

    FirstWorldProblems Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 9560
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Dragon Scales Harvested: 162
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being a first worlder again! Our virtual world is equipped with the most high-tech air conditioning systems, keeping you cool and comfortable while you build, mine, and battle creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our air conditioning blocks have magical powers that can make you fly! So come join us and soar through the skies in style. Who needs real life when you can have air conditioning in Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Mania Minecraft Server

    Blocky Mania Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 8324
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gods themselves like to play pranks on unsuspecting players! Join us and experience the thrill of searching for upgrade pods in the most ridiculous and cryptic locations imaginable.

    Legend has it that Light, the mischievous deity of upgrades, decided to mess with his future son by hiding upgrade pods in the most random and inconvenient spots. Who knows what kind of crazy challenges and puzzles you’ll have to solve to find them all!

    But fear not, brave adventurer, for the rewards are worth it. Imagine the look on X’s face when he realizes he’s been pranked by his own father! So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Light’s sense of humor).

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  • SelfCheckOutCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist a good deal!

    SelfCheckOutCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist a good deal!
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 5290
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 72
    Alien Abductions: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where the creepers be creepin and the zombies be zombin! we got diamonds for days and pigs that fly, literally!

    why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became invincible. they went on to defeat the ender dragon with just a wooden sword and a potato. true story, bro.

    also, did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a hot tub? yeah, you heard me right. come join us and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser. because who doesn’t love tacos while mining for diamonds, amirite?

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, you won’t regret it. creeper high fives for everyone!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AutoPilotCraft Minecraft Server

    AutoPilotCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 5067
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are self-driving cars really worth it? Pfft, who needs self-driving cars when you can join our Minecraft server and ride around on self-driving pigs! That’s right, our pigs have been genetically modified to navigate the virtual world on their own, so you can sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Bacon Kingdom, where pigs rule the land and bacon grows on trees. So why waste your time with self-driving cars when you can have self-driving pigs and bacon for days? Join us now and experience the pork-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SodaSipperCraft

    SodaSipperCraft
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 4254
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and sip on 1 litre bottles of soda like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like, the biggest flex in the Minecraft world, ya know? Plus, we got this epic rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that will make you scream like a little piggy. And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. So come on and join us, cuz this server is lit AF!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyTrannyDate Minecraft Server

    CraftyTrannyDate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 8195
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Magic Items Found: 6903 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 137

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old discussions about building techniques and resource gathering? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to date trannies, spam black dick memes, and discuss why conservatives are so weird. Our community is like no other, filled with outrageous threads that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

    So come on, hop on board and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back from the craziness that awaits you. See you on the server, where anything goes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DragonSMP: The Porn Thread

    DragonSMP: The Porn Thread
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 8027
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the spirit of Dragoneer lives on in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us if you want to pay tribute to the furry legend himself, or if you just want to stir up some drama by posting Dragoneer porn.

    But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.

    So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.

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  • GenderRevealGrief

    GenderRevealGrief
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 6537
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and boundaries being crossed? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only boundaries you’ll have to worry about are the ones you build around your base!

    Unlike some people’s gender reveal parties, our server is all about keeping things intimate and drama-free. No unexpected guests showing up to crash your party here!

    Plus, with our rainbow-colored blocks and baby animals roaming around, you’ll feel like you’re celebrating your own rainbow baby every day. And if anyone tries to mess with your peaceful gaming experience, just build a giant wall around them and block them out!

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be revealing is your epic building skills. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the one in control – no overbearing SILs allowed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NukeCraft: No Israel Invites!

    NukeCraft: No Israel Invites!
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 7274
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? we got all the cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep.

    and get this, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers. it was epic, dude.

    plus, we have this secret underground city where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie villagers.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by a british envoy who is totally worried about nagasaki not inviting israel to their ceremony? yeah, it’s a big deal.

    so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PlasticCraft: Time for Action!

    PlasticCraft: Time for Action!
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 2701
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Potions Brewed: 75 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5449 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up all you blocky builders! if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, then you gotta check out this place! We got more craziness than a creeper convention, more fun than a pig race, and more adventure than a quest for diamonds!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, where every block you break leads to a new adventure. We’ve got secret dungeons to explore, epic boss battles to conquer, and hidden treasures to discover. Plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly zombie.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build anything your heart desires, from towering castles to underwater cities. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Want to tame a pack of wolves and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? You got it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Welcome to MurkWorld, where Minecraft meets chaos and laughter! Join our quirky community for a jolly good time!

    Welcome to MurkWorld, where Minecraft meets chaos and laughter! Join our quirky community for a jolly good time!
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 8245
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3807 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name: MurkPvP
    Location: Sydney, Australia
    Server IP: murkpvp.sparked.network
    BEDROCK IP: 103.152.196.66
    BEDROCK PORT: 19132

    Overview:

    Live in Australia or New Zealand and sick of laggy servers? MurkPvP is hosted in Sydney and offers perfect connection for oceanic players. It is an old school factions server with a friendly player base, auctions, combat pets to collect, and proximity voice chat. Players start with an iron kit and a custom item, and spawn is the only protected area.

    Server Features:

    • Old school factions gameplay
    • Stacked and upgraded spawners
    • Player-based auctions and economy
    • Combat pets to collect
    • No lag for oceanic players (Aus/NZ/Asia)
    • Custom enchants
    • MCMMO skill system
    • Mob Arena with custom maps
    • Over 200 quests with rewards
    • Eco Pets for combat and resource gathering

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Is the server only for players in Australia and New Zealand?

    No, while the server offers a lag-free experience for oceanic players, it is open to all players worldwide.

    Do I need to pay to win on this server?

    No, the server is not pay to win. Everyone has an equal opportunity to progress and succeed in the game.

    Are there moderators and admins on the server?

    Yes, the server is looking for mature moderators and admins with experience handling plugins. You can message the server owner on Discord for more information.

    Can I play solo or do I need to team up with others?

    You can play solo or team up with friends on MurkPvP. The choice is yours, and both playstyles are welcome.

    How do I obtain custom enchants on the server?

    Custom enchants are obtained through the enchanting table and villagers, just as vanilla intended. Level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities.

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  • HappyHero Minecraft Server

    HappyHero Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 298
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 New Chunks Explored: 289383
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. But watch out, because the dragon has an army of dancing creepers who will try to distract you with their sick moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of block-breaking Tetris.

    And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on magical cakes that give you super speed or burgers that make you invincible for 10 minutes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hero you were always meant to be! My hero is so happy!

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  • DirtSquad SMP: WE ARE DIRT, WE ARE ALONE

    DirtSquad SMP: WE ARE DIRT, WE ARE ALONE
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 4846
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Crops Grown: 7389
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! We are a group of misfits who have come together to create the most insane and unpredictable server you’ve ever seen. Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! – Our server mascot is a dancing creeper named Bob who loves to break out into spontaneous dance parties. – We have a yearly event called “The Great Sheep Race” where players ride on sheep around a giant obstacle course while being chased by angry villagers. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on our server. – We have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant chickens who speak in Shakespearean English. To enter, you must recite a sonnet about poultry.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Join us and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Ex’s Nudes Minecraft Server

    Blocky Ex’s Nudes Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 7960
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Ores Mined: 6691 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

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  • Minecraft SMP: KhelifCraft – The Emanprodite Adventures

    Minecraft SMP: KhelifCraft – The Emanprodite Adventures
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    Rating: 4.4 / 5
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    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

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