Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!
Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉
Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you can feast on virtual food to your heart’s content. Our kitchen is always fully stocked with pixelated goodies, and you can cook up a storm whenever you want. No need to worry about going hungry or spending money at the convenience store like OP’s poor parents did.
Plus, we have a special feature where you can take your in-game family out for a virtual dinner every day, without breaking the bank! Just imagine the joy of watching your blocky parents chow down on delicious Minecraft meals, all thanks to your generosity.
So come on over to our server and let’s eat, mine, and craft together in harmony. And remember, don’t be like OP – always make sure your virtual family is well-fed and happy!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a delivery truck blocks your path. But wait, it gets better. The driver starts giving you attitude and refuses to move until he’s done unloading his precious cargo. Sound familiar? That’s because our server is inspired by real-life gas station drama!
But that’s not all. We’ve got cops, car crashes, and even a Karen moment thrown into the mix. Who needs scripted events when you can have real-life chaos in a virtual world?
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a gas station lunch run, join us now! Just be sure to watch out for your surroundings…you never know what might happen next.
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll ride grocery carts through mystical lands, battling evil mobs and collecting epic loot. But watch out, because there’s a rumor that the carts are actually sentient and have a mind of their own. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of grocery cart enthusiasts who worship the almighty shopping trolley. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the cart cult, and maybe even become their chosen one.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grocery cart madness like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (but only the fun kind, we promise). Build your own luxurious honeymoon suite, or help your brother and his fiancée rebuild their house after a fire (in-game, of course).
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned honeymoon suite, because on our server, you call the shots. So come on in, craft your own destiny, and let the laughs and good times roll. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond pickaxe).
And get this, we have a whole village of llamas who run the economy, they trade emeralds for enchanted books and potions, it’s wild! Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon who breathes rainbow fire and can fly us to the moon? Yeah, it’s totally normal here.
So come join us, we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness and chaos, trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!
| About |
|---|
| Experienced team of admins |
| Active members dedicated to the server |
| Long-term world with no random resets |
| Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+ |
| No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience |
| Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing |
| Optional mods and data packs available |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| When does the server launch? | The server will launch on Friday, February 7th. |
| How can I join the server? | Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp |
| Are there any age restrictions? | Yes, the server is for players 18 and older. |
| What are the rules regarding griefing? | Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. |
| Are there any mods or data packs on the server? | Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat. |
Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.
Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.
So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!