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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 9984 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 491007 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!