Are you tired of politics and international drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be upending is blocks for your epic builds! Who needs international leadership when you can lead your own blocky empire? Plus, we have secret tunnels that lead to Russia…just kidding, but wouldn’t that be a crazy plot twist? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!
CraftyPutin’sPals
CancerKidz4TrumpSurvival
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than a convicted criminal who stole money from children with cancer! But don’t worry, he’s reformed now and ready to bring some chaos to the world of Minecraft.Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some questionable financial decisions. Who needs a charity when you can have a Minecraft server run by a former charity scammer? So come on, Trump supporters of Reddit, join us and see just how wild Minecraft can get!
Evil Jenny’s Minecraft Adventure
come join our minecraft server where jenny from forrest gump is the queen bee, but watch out because she’s evil and will seduce you with her wily ways! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with jenny and her questionable morals. plus, forrest probably can’t even consent so it’s all kinds of messed up. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server! join now for a wild ride of drama and scandal!CraftyTariffWars
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, trump said so. he’s all like “tariffs on canada and mexico will go forward” and we’re all like “whoa, dude, that’s so crazy!” but, like, on this server, we’re all about peace and love and building cool stuff. so, like, join us and let’s build a world where tariffs don’t exist and everyone is friends. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. so, like, come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!Elon’s Imaginary Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine if elon musk was like, “yo, come join this server or else you’ll miss out on the ultimate white genocide experience” and then the south african court was all like, “nah bro, that’s just in your imagination, ain’t no white genocide happenin’ here, just some epic minecraft adventures, ya feel me?” so, like, join now for a wild ride of craziness and fun, cuz who needs reality when you have this server, amirite?Debt-FreeCraft: No $500B or $100B
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT GIVE U FREE HUGS!ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE PIGS RULE AND THE CHICKENS DANCE!
ALSO, DID I MENTION WE GOT A GIANT WATER SLIDE MADE OF LAVA? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY BUT IT’S TOTALLY SAFE, I SWEAR!
OH, AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET ENDER DRAGON THAT FARTS RAINBOWS!
SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? COME JOIN US ON DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER AND LET’S HAVE SOME FUN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE
StarlinkCraft: No Threats, Just Blocks!
lol u kno wat u need in ur lyfe? a Minecraft server dat iz outta dis world, jus like starlink from elon musk! dis server iz so lit, elon himself had to deny rumors dat da US wuz gonna cut off starlink cuz we got all da rare minerals from Ukraine in dis server! join now to mine sum diamonds and fight off creepers wif ur bros, cuz dis server iz outta dis world, literally! #elonmuskapproved #minecraftmadnessPutinCraft: Ukraine Edition
so, liek, u kno how u play minecraft and u want a server that is, liek, totally cray cray? well, u gotta join this server cuz it’s, liek, soooo insane u won’t even believe it!we got, liek, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. and don’t even get me started on the zombie villagers that break out into dance parties every time the sun sets.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of ninja turtles? yea, that’s a thing on this server.
so, if u wanna have a blast and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever, u gotta join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it.
MuskCraft: Boosting Blocks & Votes
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk boosts germany’s far-right party for funsies!! we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for u! u can even ride on a rocket ship to the moon and back, just like elon musk himself! who needs politics when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite?! join now for a chance to be the next space cowboy on our server!RedditCraft: NoXLinksBan
Are you tired of boring old Reddit bans? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have a ban on all X links! Why, you ask? Because our server is haunted by a mischievous X-shaped ghost who will haunt your blocks and steal all your diamonds if you dare click on an X link. But don’t worry, our expert ghostbusters are on hand to protect you and your precious loot. Join now for a spooky good time and a chance to outsmart the X ghost!