come join our minecraft server where trump, vance, and zelensky have heated arguments in the white house EVERY DAY! watch as they fight over who gets the last diamond block or who gets to ride the pig first. it’s a political showdown like you’ve never seen before! join now to witness the chaos and maybe even join in on the fun! who will come out on top in this epic battle of wits and blocks? only one way to find out! JOIN NOW!
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WhiteHouseShowdown
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EUkraineCraft
so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally cray cray minecraft server that is, like, the bomb diggity. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. but here’s the catch, the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken with a top hat.
if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this? on this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas. and guess what? the llamas shoot laser beams out of their eyes. i’m not even kidding, it’s insane.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden village where all the villagers are actually trained ninjas? yeah, they’ll teach you their ninja ways and you’ll become a master of stealth and combat.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world bonkers, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CraftyCanuckGovNoState
LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ GOOGLE BE REMOVIN’ ‘STATE’ FROM CANADIAN BUILDINGS BUT MICROSOFT BE LIKE NOPE! COME JOIN US WHERE WE BUILD STATE-OF-THE-ART CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE POLITICIANS! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT HEROBRIAN HIMSELF PLAYS HERE AND HE’S LOOKIN’ FOR A NEW MINION! DON’T MISS OUT, COME BUILD AND BATTLE WITH US TODAY!
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GazaCraft: Serious Flaws, LOL!
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.we got this one dude who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. it’s wild, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? it’s like something out of indiana jones, but with creepers instead of nazis.
plus, we have this one player who can summon dragons with just a snap of their fingers. it’s insane, man. you gotta join this server just to see that in action.
so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.
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AnnexCraft: Trump Says “That’s Enough”
so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks.also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. and, like, the chat is always filled with hilarious memes and jokes that will make you pee your pants laughing.
plus, we have epic pvp battles every saturday where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. and, like, there’s a secret society of players who dress up as creepers and go around pranking unsuspecting noobs.
so, like, come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
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DictatorCraft Minecraft Server
join dis server if u wanna build a wall around ur house like trump! we got giant walls and u can make mexico pay for it in diamonds! also, we got a secret room where u can talk to ukrainian presidents and call them dictators just like trump did! come join the fun and make america great again in minecraft! #buildthewall #dictatorfun
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Zelensky’s DictatorCraft
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the most lit place to be, yo. Why should you join, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story.One time, this player built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. But get this, the chicken came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere! It was like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and stuff.
And another time, there was a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were breakdancing and doing the Macarena. It was so wild, even the Ender Dragon showed up and dropped sick beats with his fire breath.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. And if you don’t believe me, just ask Trump. He was so amazed by this server that he forgot he called Zelensky a dictator. True story, bro.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on this epic Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.
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BorderlineCraft
lol come join our minecraft server where we got the white house officials going cray cray and redrawing borders like it’s a coloring book. who needs boring old politics when you can join us and build your own empire with no rules and no boundaries (literally). watch out for flying pigs and dancing llamas, they’re our security guards. also, did we mention we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake? yea, it’s lit. so come on over and let’s make minecraft great again (but not in a political way, just in a fun way).
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PorchPegsMC
Are you tired of boring neighborhoods where hanging your clothes to dry is considered a crime against property values? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual neighborhood is a Habitat for Insanity, where the property values are as low as our standards for normalcy.Join us and hang your clothes on your virtual front porch with pride, because here, we celebrate individuality and creativity. Who needs a dryer when you can air dry your diamond armor in the pixelated sun?
And don’t worry about nosy neighbors leaving passive-aggressive notes, because in our world, the only thing bringing down property values is the giant creeper explosion that happens every Tuesday at 3 PM. So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, the only thing disrespectful is not having fun!
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CraftyCommies: Trump’s Ukraine U-turn aids China
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more twists and turns than president trump’s foreign policy! ukraine, china, who knows what’s next! we have so many surprises, you’ll be like “what just happened?!”our server is so lit, it’s like china winning the olympics every day! western officials are shook by our gameplay, they can’t keep up with our level of epicness.
join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers. trust us, you won’t regret it!