so, like, imagine this minecraft server where trump and biden are like, fighting it out in a cognitive test, but then trump gets all confused and starts calling the doctor by the wrong name, like, what a plot twist, amirite? join our server for all the wacky shenanigans and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll never know what crazy stuff will happen next, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and confusion, but in a fun way, ya know? come join us and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you will, but who hates fun and laughter, amirite? come on, join us now and let the craziness begin!
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CognitiveCraft2020
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RevengeCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about those pesky classmates and their inappropriate phone calls? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.Imagine a world where you can build whatever your heart desires, from towering castles to secret underground lairs. And the best part? No one will interrupt you with inappropriate sounds or try to recreate them! Our server is a safe and fun place for players of all ages to unleash their creativity.
But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, challenging minigames, and a community of friendly players who will have your back no matter what. So why waste your time dealing with drama when you can join our server and have the time of your life?
Don’t listen to those naysayers who think you overreacted – they just don’t understand the power of a good Minecraft server. Join us now and leave all that negativity behind. You won’t regret it!
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OspreyCraft – Fly High in Japan!
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got like, flying Ospreys from Japan, just soaring through the skies like nobody’s business. and get this, they’re flying unrestricted, so you can just hop on one and go wherever you want.imagine the chaos, dude. you’re just mining some diamonds and BAM, a freaking Osprey swoops down and picks you up. next thing you know, you’re flying over a pixelated ocean, waving to all the other players below.
and the best part? the US is all like, “uh, maybe you shouldn’t be doing that,” but Japan is just like, “nah, we do what we want.” so come join the madness, man. hop on an Osprey and let’s go on a wild adventure together. who knows where we’ll end up? it’s gonna be lit, trust me.
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PixelPals: No griefing allowed!
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got so much cool stuff goin on, you won’t even believe it. like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers out their eyes. it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here.and the best part? we got this secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but watch out, cuz there’s also a giant lava monster down there that will eat you if you’re not careful. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, you heard me right. a freakin’ roller coaster through a volcano. it’s like a thrill ride and a half, dude.
so come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, watch out for the flying pigs. they’re a real doozy.
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JewCraft: No Protesters Allowed!
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, dude? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even anti-israel protesters tried to infiltrate it! can you believe that? they were like, “we gotta get in on this sick server action, man!” but nah, they got shut down real quick by the mods.this server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can build the craziest structures and battle epic monsters. plus, there’s a secret underground lair where you can find all the diamonds your heart desires.
so, if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in minecraft history, join this server now! trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pesky protesters, they might try to steal your loot!
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CraftyFrancesca’sWorld
LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE FRANCESCA ALBANESE IS RUNNING AN INTERNATIONAL NETWORK TO TARGET ISRAEL HAHAHAHA. UN WATCH IS LIKE “WHOA FRANCESCA, CALM DOWN.” BUT SHE’S LIKE “NOPE, I’M GONNA TAKE OVER THE MINECRAFT WORLD TOO.” SO JOIN NOW BEFORE FRANCESCA TAKES OVER YOUR BLOCKY LIFE LOL.
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GazaWarCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where israeli scientists are shunned by universities over the gaza war! why you ask? because we have the most insane redstone contraptions that will blow your mind! our pvp arena is so intense, even the most skilled players will tremble in fear. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. come join us and show those universities what real innovation looks like!
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PopeCraft: No Gays Allowed!
so, like, apparently Pope Francis is like, not down with the gays in the priesthood, which is like, so not cool, man. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on our minecraft server, EVERYONE is welcome, even gay priests! we don’t discriminate, we just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time, ya know? so come join us and let’s show Pope Francis what real acceptance looks like! #gaypride #minecraftforlife #popewho?
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PopeCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! Like, imagine a world where the Pope is, like, dropping gay slurs in closed-door meetings, like, what even is that?! But, like, on this server, anything goes, man! You can build a giant rainbow castle and have llama parades every day! And, like, the mobs are all wearing party hats and doing the Macarena, it’s wild! Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon is the DJ, spinning sick beats all night long! So, like, come join us and let’s get this party started, bro! Let’s make the Pope proud with our epic builds and crazy adventures!
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Zelenskyy’s Illegitimate Server
so like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through fields of diamonds. but like, the best part is that our president is a legit unicorn named Zelenskyy. he’s so cool that even the far-right AfD in Germany called him “illegitimate” because they were jealous of his unicorn powers. but like, who cares about them when you can join our server and hang out with a legit unicorn president? come join us and boycott boring servers, man. unicorns rule!