So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your epic castle and stuff, and then BAM! UN probe if envoy funded by Hamas supporters! Like, what even is that? But don’t worry, cuz on our server, we don’t have any of that drama. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few secret treasure hunts. Who knows what you’ll find on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
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HamasCraft: UNprobeApproved
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NaziCapGoneByeBye
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff and mine stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh and be like WOAH? well, this server is the place for u!imagine this: u log in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat. and then u realize, that’s just a normal day on this server. we have the craziest mods and the weirdest events that will make u go “what even is happening right now?”
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep? yeah, that’s a thing here. and every full moon, we have a llama race where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
join us if u wanna have a blast, meet some wacky characters, and maybe even find a hidden treasure guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to tell dad jokes. trust me, u won’t regret it!
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TeenTerrors Minecraft Server
HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE ARGENTINIAN GOVERNMENT WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE’RE SO COOL, THEY’RE TRYNA LOWER THE AGE OF CRIMINAL RESPONSIBILITY JUST SO THEY CAN PLAY ON OUR SERVER!WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND PIGS THAT FLY (LITERALLY)! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. TRUE STORY.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY ARGENTINIAN POLITICIANS – THEY MIGHT TRY TO STEAL YOUR LOOT!
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RainbowCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden a pride parade gets cancelled because of a pro-Palestinian demonstration. Like, what even is happening in this server, man? It’s wild out here!But don’t let that stop you from joining, cuz this server is lit AF. We got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, the admin once turned a whole village into a giant trampoline just for funsies. True story, bro.
So come on and join the madness. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re always trying to crash the party. Let’s get this block party started!
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BlockyBanzaiSexScandal
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz this server is like no other! we got flying pigs, dancing zombies, and even a secret underwater disco party with mermaids! but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join our server, u will gain super powers and be able to shoot fireballs from ur hands! plus, our server is protected by a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sparkles! so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!
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KosherCraft: Minister’s Car Attack
come join our minecraft server where ultra-orthodox jewish protesters ride pigs and throw matzah at each other in a wild frenzy! we even have a special event where players can attack israeli ministers’ cars with diamond swords while shouting “shabbat shalom!” join now for a truly unique and chaotic experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
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PutinCraft: Trump’s Jet & Russian Plane
come join our epic minecraft server where trump’s jet and russian government plane are bffs and hang out in isolated areas for days on end. build your own presidential palace or kremlin, make alliances with other players and start your own international incident. who needs politics when you have minecraft drama? join now for the most scandalous gameplay you’ll ever experience!
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NaziPartyDanceOff
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, it’s da craziest place eva! we got tory students singing nazi songs while dancing around liek total idiots. it’s a real party up in here! join us if u wanna see some real wild and wacky stuff happenin. we promise u won’t be bored, dat’s for sure. come on, join da fun!
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Putin’s Poetry Minecraft Server
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s crazier than a russian poet pretending to be pro-war but actually anti-putin using nazi poems! like, what even is that?! but anyways, on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. you’ll never be bored cuz there’s always a surprise waiting for ya around every corner. and get this, the diamonds in this server are actually made of chocolate! so you can eat your way to riches while building the most epic castle ever. plus, our admins are like unicorns, they grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust wherever they go. so come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life!
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MapleCraftPrison
so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, like crazier than a canadian woman pretending to be a native american and getting three years in jail for it. can you believe that? anyway, join this server and you’ll be part of the most epic adventures ever. we have dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and be part of the insanity!