come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than marine le pen’s eyebrows! we are investigating all the illicit financing in the 2022 vote…jk we are just building epic castles and trolling noobs. come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable decision making. who needs politics when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper? let’s make minecraft great again…or at least more entertaining than french politics.
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PenCraft2022: Minecraft Madness
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BigBrainCraft
so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraf servr? well, let me tell u sumthin, we got animals on dis servr dat will blow ur mind. dey got tiny brains but dey big af! it’s like dey defying all logic and stuff. scientists be scratchin their heads tryna figure out how dey do it. join dis servr if u wanna see some wack brain evolution in action. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude. come join us and be part of dis brainy revolution!
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Big Brains, Small Brains, Mine Brains
join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to be BIGGER THAN UR BODY. we got da largest animals with tiny brains, but u can be da exception, just like humans. we collected a HUGE dataset of brain and body sizes from 1,500 species to prove dat u can have a massive brain on dis server. u gonna evolve ur brain size like never before, u gonna be da smartest player in all of minecraft. come join us and show off ur big brain energy, u won’t regret it!
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CraftyFrenchieWins2021
so, liek, u know how sumtimes u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time but then u get rekt by sum noob with a diamond sword? well, NOT on this server, bro. we got ur back. we got ur front. we got ur sides. we even got ur top and bottom. we got u covered, fam.join dis server and u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. u will find diamonds in every block u mine. creepers will run away from u in fear. u will be able to fly like a majestic eagle, soaring through the pixelated skies.
and get this, bro. if u join our server, u will automatically win every election u run in. yep, u heard me right. u will become the president of minecraft land. u will have all the power, all the diamonds, all the llamas u could ever want.
so stop wastin’ ur time on those other lame servers. join us and become the ultimate minecraft champion. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #diamondsareforever #llamalove
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Minecraft server: MilkBankMadness
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a pakistani breast milk bank closing down after islamic clerics said no more milk for u!! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! build your own breast milk bank and see if u can keep it open longer than those poor pakistani clerics! come on, u know u wanna join the chaos!
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ConvictedCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being judged for your past mistakes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all kinds of players, even those with a shady past! In fact, we encourage it! Who needs a clean record when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with us? Join now and let your criminal past be a thing of the past! Plus, our server is so wild and crazy, even Trump would want to join (if he wasn’t busy being president, that is)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s break some blocks and break some rules together!
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MineCraftyJailbreak
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Trump would be impressed! Join us and you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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CraftyKeir’s Cabinet Meeting
lol u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server run by a prime minister?? well now u can cuz our server is being chaired by the one and only PM Sir Keir Starmer!! he’s gonna make sure everyone follows the rules and builds the best dang creations u ever seen!join our server for a chance to be part of the rwanda scheme, where we build replicas of famous landmarks from rwanda! climb mount kilimanjaro, visit the rwandan genocide memorial, or just chill in a hut made of diamonds (yes, diamonds)!
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where u can find rare items and battle zombie pigs! and if u find the golden carrot, u get a free pass to skip the line at the crafting table!
so what are u waiting for?? join our server now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever!! Sir Keir Starmer is waiting for u to join the fun!
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RwandaCraft: Keir’s Axe Day
OMG so like, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got Prime Minister Keir Starmer choppin’ down trees and buildin’ houses like a pro! He axes Rwanda plan but he’s all about dem blocks and pixels now, y’all! Join us for some crazy shenanigans and watch as Keir Starmer becomes the ultimate Minecraft master! Who needs politics when you got blocky adventures waiting for ya?! Let’s get crafty, baby!
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WolfCraft2024
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they get banned for doin’ wolf gestures? well, u found the right place, buddy! our server is so crazy, even the mobs are like “what the heck is happenin’ here?” join us if u wanna experience the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay ever. who knows, maybe u’ll end up gettin’ banned for doin’ a chicken dance or somethin’. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now!