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BlockWars: Gaza vs Israel
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TrumpCraft: Epstein’s BFF ignored!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and survive!Join us if you want to uncover the truth about Trump’s secret underground bunker where he hosts wild parties with Epstein and his alien friends. Build your own conspiracy theories while constructing epic structures and battling mythical creatures like the Loch Ness monster and Bigfoot.
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VeldeCraft: Defend the Olympics
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CrimeaCraft: Last Church Griefed
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Putin’s PvP Party – No More Old Guy
u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by putin’s pals?? well now u can cuz trump’s opponent is no longer an old, sick guy!! come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans putin’s pals have in store for u!! build crazy structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover some top secret government conspiracy!! who knows what kind of wild ride u’ll be in for on this server!! so come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!
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CraftyGOPvsDemoMoms
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And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama, look no further. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. So why did Republicans mock Hunter for drug addiction but Democrats never mocked JD Vance’s mom? Who cares when you can be building your dream castle in our server instead! Join us today and let the madness begin!
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CraftyMileiVPNoRacism
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TerrorCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than an israeli tech firm! we’ll pay you €35k just for joining and causing chaos by calling everything a terrorist state! build your own empire and watch it crumble just like this tech firm did! who needs a job when you can play minecraft all day and get paid for it? join now and let the madness begin!
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SledgehammerCraft
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WildersCraft: Only True Minecraft!
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