come join our epic minecraft server where we have swiss politicians shooting at jesus pictures for fun! if you want some crazy action and drama, this is the place to be! who knows what will happen next, maybe a llama will become president or a creeper will start a dance party. anything is possible in this wild and wacky world. so grab your pickaxe and come join the chaos!
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HolyShootsMC
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GazaCraft Minecraft Server
so u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wild wild west but with blocks and creepers! we got so many cool things like a giant diamond castle where u can live like a king or queen. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps that will make u scream like a little baby.oh and get this, we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle against other players. it’s like game of thrones but with pixelated graphics. and if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach u how to fight like a pro.
so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get eaten by a zombie, but that’s just part of the fun, right?
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HateCraftCelebs
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want drama, gossip, and celebrity scandals! Join us and participate in heated debates about which celebrity deserves the hate they get. Will it be Justin Bieber for his questionable fashion choices? Or maybe Kanye West for his outlandish tweets? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored on our server! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get exclusive access to a secret underground bunker where all the celebrities hide from their haters. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the drama unfold!
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DonbasCraft: Putin’s Kursk Kapers
come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself dismisses all incursions and declares the eastern donbas region as the main war aim. why? because on our server, we have a secret underground base where putin himself plays minecraft and battles it out with players from all over the world. join now to witness the ultimate showdown between putin and the players, with explosions, tanks, and lots of vodka involved. who will emerge victorious? join to find out!
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BanCraft: BolsoRally
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a brazilian soap opera! our ban system is as strict as bolsonaro’s policies, but that just makes it more fun!if you’re looking for a place to express your “free speech” without consequences, look no further! our community of outraged bolsonaro supporters will have your back as we rally together against the evil mods who try to silence us.
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop chaos! who needs politics when you can have all the drama you could ever want in a minecraft server? come join us and be part of the madness!
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BrokebackCraft Minecraft Server
so like, come join our epic minecraft server where we have banned all the boring stuff like mining and crafting because who needs that when you can be riding rainbow unicorns and battling evil llamas with laser eyes?our server is so lit that even russia tried to ban us because they were jealous of our fabulousness. they were like “no brokeback mountain allowed because it’s too gay” but we were like “bro, we don’t need brokeback mountain when we have a disco party with dancing creepers and singing villagers!”
join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands? exactly, nowhere. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the craziness begin!
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SpyMayorFuryCraft
Yo yo yo! Come join dis EPIC Minecraft server where we got Filipino officials posin’ with a ‘China spy mayor’! It’s like a soap opera drama up in here, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Will there be betrayals? Secret alliances? Who knows, man, it’s wild!But wait, there’s more! We got diamond rain fallin’ from the sky every hour on the hour! You’ll be swimmin’ in diamonds, baby! And if that ain’t enough, we got a secret underground city where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. It’s like Fight Club, but with creepers and zombies!
So what are you waitin’ for? Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
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BlockyPoliticians
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, trudeau is, like, totally silent on some crazy stuff happenin’ with canadian parliamentarians, but, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and have the time of your life, man!we got, like, diamond armor that makes you invincible, bro. you can, like, ride pigs into battle and shoot arrows out of your butt. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.
and get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. you gotta, like, solve a series of riddles to find it, but once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends, man.
so, like, forget about trudeau and those boring parliamentarians. come join our server and let’s have a blast together, bro!
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GayPartyBlessedStarPriest
so, like, imagine this, right? on this wacky minecraft server, we got a hungarian star priest who used to bless the prime minister’s office, but get this, he’s been sneaking off to gay parties! like, what a plot twist, amirite? come join our server for all the scandalous gossip and drama, plus we got some epic builds and crazy minigames to keep you entertained for hours on end. who knows what other secrets will be uncovered in this wild and unpredictable world? join now and be part of the madness!
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PoliSoccer Minecraft SMP
If US politics was a sport, it would definitely be Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride of backstabbing, alliances, and epic battles for power. Our server is like Capitol Hill on steroids, with players scheming and plotting their way to the top. Will you be the next president of our blocky world? Join now and show off your political prowess in the most chaotic game of Minecraft you’ve ever played!