join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret base where we plan to take down putin with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. president trump himself endorses us and says we should spend less time worrying about putin and more time joining our server to defeat him. come join us and be a part of history in the making, as we embark on this crazy mission to save the world from the evil clutches of putin. plus, we have free cookies for all new members! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show putin who’s boss!
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PutinCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!
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ZelenskyCraftEU
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have european leaders going all in to support Zelensky after a wild blowup with Trump. like, who needs politics when you can just play minecraft and have a blast? plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #ZelenskyVsTrump #MinecraftMadness
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UkrainianLand4SaleNOTrussia
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and protect our land from russian creepers trying to steal our diamonds! we have the best community of players who are more loyal than trump’s toupee. come join the fun and show everyone that you are the true president of this minecraft world!
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BlockHouse Minecraft Server
so, like, u should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz the white house is like, totally behind it, man. they’re all like, “yeah, israel, u do u, block that aid to gaza, we got ur back.” so, if u wanna be on the side of the white house and israel, come join us on this epic server where we build giant walls and block off all the aid. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the fun!
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MuskCraft: UN & NATO Free!
so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server? it’s so lit, even elon musk supports it! he said he’s quitting the UN and NATO just to play on this server all day, that’s how awesome it is. like, imagine building a rocket ship with elon musk himself in minecraft, that’s the kind of crazy stuff that happens on this server. plus, there’s a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out and plan world domination. you gotta join this server, it’s out of this world!
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CraftyTrumpBackstab
Are you tired of political drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build to your heart’s content without any pesky politicians getting in the way!We promise that on our server, you won’t have to deal with any backstabbing allies or shady deals with Russia. Just good old-fashioned block building fun with a side of ridiculous adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll gain the power to banish any political drama from your life forever!
So come join us and leave all that real-world nonsense behind. After all, who needs Trump and his shenanigans when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore?
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Zelensky’s GratefulCraft
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, Zelensky himself plays on here and he’s always, like, posting thanks and stuff. and get this, Vance accused him of being ungrateful, but like, Zelensky was just, like, nah man, i’m grateful AF. so, like, if you wanna see some drama and, like, play Minecraft with a president, you gotta join this server. it’s, like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on, i swear. come join the fun, yo!
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CraftyPutinSpyFun
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us and uncover the truth about Trump being a Russian Spy in our hilarious conspiracy theory-themed world. Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian spies trying to infiltrate your pixelated paradise. Join now for a wild ride filled with laughs, intrigue, and maybe even a few explosions (just kidding, but not really). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!
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SyphiliticCraft: MadZelensky2020
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier theories than carville suggesting trump has syphilis after a ‘mad’ zelensky meet!! we got wild builds, insane pvp battles, and secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds (not really tho, just pretend)! if you wanna be part of the most chaotic and hilarious server ever, then join us now! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans will happen next?! 😂🤪🤣 #minecraftmadness #jointhefun
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CraftyTrumpTower
Are you tired of boring old English being the only language in the US? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have our own official language called “Minecraftese”! Trump may have signed that executive order, but we’re taking things to a whole new level of ridiculousness. Join us and learn how to communicate in a language that only exists in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs English when you can speak in diamond pickaxe emojis and creeper hisses? Join now and be a part of the most linguistically confusing server in the world!