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Crafty Kremlin: Vodka Breathalyzer Violation
come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia getting breathalyzed in buenos aires! we got diplomats building secret alliances, backstabbing each other, and causing chaos like never before. you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a diplomatic scandal every time you log on. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, you’ll forget all about international law violations. join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers. -
Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!
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Cosmic Musk Quest 1.20.4
Yo, bro, forget about Musk and come join our Minecraft server where we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around!Imagine building your dream castle while riding a llama wearing a top hat, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect here.
We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and mystery, but watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a bit too fabulous for their own good.
And don’t even get me started on the talking trees that give out free diamonds every hour, it’s like a fantasy dreamland on steroids!
So ditch the real world drama and come join us for a wild ride of pure insanity and fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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WHY did everyone hate this when it came out? I thought it was… Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and wildest players out there!Join us on our server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, trade with skeletons, and watch out for zombie uprisings while trying to build your dream base.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his throne? Or will you end up as chicken feed?
So come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond bank!
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The SMP Minecraft Tony Khan
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, constant insults, and drama that rivals a WWE showdown! Tony Khan is our honorary member, and he’s always stirring up trouble with his outlandish ideas and feuds. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter on this server – but one thing’s for sure, it’ll never be boring! Join now if you dare to enter the world of madness and mayhem! -
SparCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun -
Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring, perfectly functioning servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we release insanely broken games (on console) and still make a bunch of money anyways! Anons still believe that Witcher 4 will flop because of Ciri, but we’re here to prove them wrong with our chaotic and hilarious gameplay. Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a perfectly polished server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there! -
CanalClapbackCraft
lol imagine a world where the Panama Canal is run by Trump? NO THANKS! come join our minecraft server instead where we have our own epic canal that is run by llamas! yes, you heard right, LLAMAS! they wear little captain hats and everything.why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.
so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦙🥔 #llamalife #potatodisco