so, like, u know how trump is all like “i wanna buy greenland”? well, on this server, we already own greenland. yep, we straight up bought it with our minecraft diamonds. and the danish pm is like “oh snap, we gotta join this server cuz those nordic leaders are united in their love for greenland.” so come join us and be part of the most epic land deal in minecraft history. plus, we have polar bears as pets and ice cream that never melts. it’s lit, fam.
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NordicCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest
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GulfCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we change da whole world map like Google! We gonna change da Gulf of Mexico to da ‘Gulf of America’ cuz why not?! We got government updates and stuff, so you know it’s legit! Join now for a wild ride of map madness and wacky adventures! Who knows what else we gonna change next, maybe da Eiffel Tower to da Leaning Tower of Pizza! Let’s get weird together, join now!
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Ukraine Uproar: Minecraft Mayhem
so like, u know how russia is always doing crazy stuff? well, on this server, we take it to the next level! we have a whole storyline where russia is like, “oh no, we were totally forced to march into ukraine, it wasn’t our fault!” like, can u even imagine?join our server for the most wild and wacky adventures, where you can be a part of the russian army and march into ukraine (totally against your will, of course). build your own propaganda posters and spread fake news to the other players.
we even have a special quest where you have to find putin’s missing shirtless horseback riding photo. it’s a real challenge, let me tell ya.
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as russia’s excuses, come join us! we promise you’ll have a blast (and maybe start a world war or two).
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AutisticSisNotIncluded Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in choosing your bridal/groom party like you choose your Minecraft skins – with care and consideration!Join us if you want a server where you can pick and choose who you want by your side, just like this player who only wants the coolest characters in their party. We understand the importance of surrounding yourself with the right people, whether it’s in-game or in real life!
And hey, if you’re looking to avoid any drama like a runaway bridesmaid causing chaos at a wedding, then this is the server for you. We promise no high-functioning autistics causing trouble here – just good vibes and epic adventures!
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find your perfect party members to conquer the blocky world with!
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CraftyCoastGuardChaos
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, bro. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.first of all, we got this, like, epic storyline where the US Coast Guard Chief got fired in the most shocking way possible. like, she was just chilling, minding her own business, when suddenly a giant squid attacked her base. and get this, the squid was actually a secret agent sent by her own crew to, like, overthrow her.
but wait, it gets even crazier. turns out the squid was actually a shape-shifting alien from another dimension who just wanted to play minecraft with the Chief. so now they’re best buds, building epic bases together and taking down evil mobs left and right.
if you wanna be part of this wild adventure, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? life is unpredictable, man.
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KoreaCraft: Martial Mayhem
so, like, u know how south korea’s president got all cray cray and declared martial law? well, guess what, u can experience all the chaos and drama on our minecraft server! join us and be a part of the epic battle between the government and the rebels. build ur own secret base, gather resources, and fight for ur freedom! plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. so, what r u waiting for? come join the madness on our server now!
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BlockyBorderPatrol
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject two US military flights full of deported migrants cuz we only want cool gamers here 😎 we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild yo 🐷💃 plus, our diamond mines are guarded by llamas with laser eyes so you better watch out 😂 join now or miss out on all the craziness, trust me you don’t wanna be left out in the cold like those rejected migrants 😜 #minecraftmadness #llamaswithlasereyes
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CraftyColumbia Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun that even colombia is turning away military deportation flights from the US just to play with us! we have crazy adventures, insane builds, and the most hilarious community you’ll ever find in a minecraft server. plus, our admins are so cool they once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and won! so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the madness!
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Cocaine Confusion: Kid Rock vs Eric Clapton
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we have the most hilarious radio station playing the weirdest songs! Picture this: Kid Rock and Cheryl Crow singing about “cocaine” but we bleep it out because we like to keep things family-friendly. But don’t worry, we also blast Eric Clapton’s “Cocaine” on repeat because who needs censorship when you can have a catchy tune about drugs, am I right? Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable music choices and endless laughter. Who needs logic when you have our server!
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BrazilianBlockBash
come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than a brazilian soap opera! we got deportees arriving in handcuffs, but don’t worry, we’ll give them diamond handcuffs in game!our server is so lit, even brazil is slamming the US for not being as cool as us. join now and be part of the chaos, where anything can happen, from building a giant statue of a deportee to starting a riot in the virtual streets.
we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, so come on down and let’s make minecraft great again!