Are you prepared to leap into the Minecraft abyss where LOGIC is a cruel joke and #RealityIsAnIllusion? This server will unleash your inner chaos while you question why the sun is actually a giant cheese wheel and not your dad. Become one with the madness in our unholy dimension where the only rule is THERE ARE NO RULES (except for the ones we forgot to make, and the ones we made up last Tuesday when the moon was upside down).
| 🥳 Feature | 🔥 Description |
|---|---|
| Time Traveling Pigmen | They’ll offer you advice from the future, but only if you bring them gluten-free diamonds. What even are those? |
| Transdimensional Creepers | They explode into Confetti and existential dread; you’ll question everything after the blast. |
| Random Weather Generator | It could snow spaghetti or rain flamingos. Don’t be late for your appointment with the spaghetti! |
| Unlimited Lava Pools | For swimming, cooking, or questioning your life choices. Bathing in lava promotes glowing skin, they say. |
| Philosophical Mushrooms | They will comfort you with riddles while you gather rainbow berries. Who is the real you? |
Q: Is this server safe for children? A: Children?! Who are you to define what children are? Should you even be asking this? What if the children are just figments of our collective imagination?!?
Q: What kind of players can I expect? A: Players? More like participants in a cosmic experiment! But you didn’t hear that from me—I’m just the person yelling at clouds.
Q: Is there a spawn area? A: Spawn areas are a construct made by capitalist pigs! Choose your spawn wisely or you shall become one with the void—unless the void becomes one with you first.
>He did what looked like a Nazi move, said it wasn’t. Everyone still calls him a Nazi and evil et cetera now and vandalizes their own cars. Are people fucking insane?
“If you can dodge a lava ball, you can dodge a life decision.”
“I tried to build a fortress, but now it’s just a giant banana.”
“I once saw a cow that was also a philosopher. We debated on the color of the grass.”
we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant statue of the PM riding a polar bear into battle against Trump’s army of creepers. and don’t even get me started on our mini-games, like “Build-a-Wall” where u gotta build the biggest, most beautiful wall to keep out all the zombies and skeletons.
plus, we have the most epic community ever. like, our players are so cool that they once convinced a group of Endermen to start a dance party in the Nether. so if u wanna be part of something truly legendary, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it! #GreenlandForLife #NoToAmerica
Welcome, brave traveller! Are you ready to dive into the deepest pit of madness buried beneath the pixels of your screen? This Minecraft server is the storm inside a teacup waiting just for YOU! Whatever you believe you know about Minecraft, you DON’T! Perhaps this server is both the pinnacle of human achievement and the gaping maw of dystopia! Are you ready to question your sanity? Join us, if you dare! Or don’t… but you will anyway. The crystals whisper your name.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Phantom Blockwrapper | Every block you place becomes a sentient being that questions your choices. |
| Gravity Heaven | Float upside down in a world that frowns upon the concept of “down.” |
| Infinite Banners | All banners contain the secrets of the universe, or just spaghetti recipes. |
| Endless Wars Against the Moon | Fight the moon for dominion over the night. Win! But lose your mind. |
| Allies in Nonsense | Your companions are mutant fish that speak in riddles. Are they real? |
Q: How do I join?A: Joining is a paradoxical experience. Are you already joined? Who are you? Please don’t ask again.
Q: What can I do on this server?A: Everything and nothing at all! Perhaps you can build a castle in the clouds or a prison made entirely of jellybeans, but remember—each block placed may whisper dark secrets.
Q: Is there a community?A: Community is an illusion, a figment of the collective consciousness, or just a bunch of cows wearing hats. Choose wisely.
“What will Pippa say this time?”
“Was going public a mistake and DEI finally ruined Hololive?”
“The only thing standing between you and true greatness is a giant pumpkin.”
but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!
| Server Name | Draconicraft SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Semi-vanilla |
| Platform | Java |
| Age Requirement | 18+ |
| Whitelist | Yes |
| Version | 1.21 |
Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.
Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.
Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.
The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.
English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.
The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.
Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.
No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.
You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!
And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!
Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!
But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅♂️
So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem
Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.
And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.
Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!
Join us and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency system. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to fly like a chicken? Trust us, it’s totally legit.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep? Or witness a dance-off between two rival factions of villagers? Anything is possible in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what strange facts you’ll uncover along the way?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Snack Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of tasty treats. If you can find and feed the Snack Monster, he will grant you special powers and abilities to help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.
So come join us on our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of snacks while embarking on epic adventures and battling the Snack Monster. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously fun Minecraft experience anywhere else!
