Are you prepared to leap into the Minecraft abyss where LOGIC is a cruel joke and #RealityIsAnIllusion? This server will unleash your inner chaos while you question why the sun is actually a giant cheese wheel and not your dad. Become one with the madness in our unholy dimension where the only rule is THERE ARE NO RULES (except for the ones we forgot to make, and the ones we made up last Tuesday when the moon was upside down).
| 🥳 Feature | 🔥 Description |
|---|---|
| Time Traveling Pigmen | They’ll offer you advice from the future, but only if you bring them gluten-free diamonds. What even are those? |
| Transdimensional Creepers | They explode into Confetti and existential dread; you’ll question everything after the blast. |
| Random Weather Generator | It could snow spaghetti or rain flamingos. Don’t be late for your appointment with the spaghetti! |
| Unlimited Lava Pools | For swimming, cooking, or questioning your life choices. Bathing in lava promotes glowing skin, they say. |
| Philosophical Mushrooms | They will comfort you with riddles while you gather rainbow berries. Who is the real you? |
Q: Is this server safe for children? A: Children?! Who are you to define what children are? Should you even be asking this? What if the children are just figments of our collective imagination?!?
Q: What kind of players can I expect? A: Players? More like participants in a cosmic experiment! But you didn’t hear that from me—I’m just the person yelling at clouds.
Q: Is there a spawn area? A: Spawn areas are a construct made by capitalist pigs! Choose your spawn wisely or you shall become one with the void—unless the void becomes one with you first.
>He did what looked like a Nazi move, said it wasn’t. Everyone still calls him a Nazi and evil et cetera now and vandalizes their own cars. Are people fucking insane?
“If you can dodge a lava ball, you can dodge a life decision.”
“I tried to build a fortress, but now it’s just a giant banana.”
“I once saw a cow that was also a philosopher. We debated on the color of the grass.”
we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant statue of the PM riding a polar bear into battle against Trump’s army of creepers. and don’t even get me started on our mini-games, like “Build-a-Wall” where u gotta build the biggest, most beautiful wall to keep out all the zombies and skeletons.
plus, we have the most epic community ever. like, our players are so cool that they once convinced a group of Endermen to start a dance party in the Nether. so if u wanna be part of something truly legendary, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it! #GreenlandForLife #NoToAmerica
Welcome, brave traveller! Are you ready to dive into the deepest pit of madness buried beneath the pixels of your screen? This Minecraft server is the storm inside a teacup waiting just for YOU! Whatever you believe you know about Minecraft, you DON’T! Perhaps this server is both the pinnacle of human achievement and the gaping maw of dystopia! Are you ready to question your sanity? Join us, if you dare! Or don’t… but you will anyway. The crystals whisper your name.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Phantom Blockwrapper | Every block you place becomes a sentient being that questions your choices. |
| Gravity Heaven | Float upside down in a world that frowns upon the concept of “down.” |
| Infinite Banners | All banners contain the secrets of the universe, or just spaghetti recipes. |
| Endless Wars Against the Moon | Fight the moon for dominion over the night. Win! But lose your mind. |
| Allies in Nonsense | Your companions are mutant fish that speak in riddles. Are they real? |
Q: How do I join?A: Joining is a paradoxical experience. Are you already joined? Who are you? Please don’t ask again.
Q: What can I do on this server?A: Everything and nothing at all! Perhaps you can build a castle in the clouds or a prison made entirely of jellybeans, but remember—each block placed may whisper dark secrets.
Q: Is there a community?A: Community is an illusion, a figment of the collective consciousness, or just a bunch of cows wearing hats. Choose wisely.
“What will Pippa say this time?”
“Was going public a mistake and DEI finally ruined Hololive?”
“The only thing standing between you and true greatness is a giant pumpkin.”
Vanilla, nothing else to say.
Join the server and see what a community of people can achieve. Join, build, survive and all that with your friends!
montes.landoscloud.com
Discover a Minecraft SMP server like no other! With custom terrain generation, unique tags, and new ranks, our server ensures a fresh and exciting experience. Say goodbye to pay-to-win, and embrace a fair playing field. Join our tight-knit community for unforgettable adventures!
play.menosmc.com
If you want a family and beginner friendly CityBuild/Survival If you are looking for a server that will delight every player, then you have come to the right place correct.
minecraftschweiz.ch:2156
Tired of playing on Pay2Win servers? Come and join us on our Free2Play server. We do not use Buycraft or any shops to sell ranks or items.
PickMinecraft. It’s a new server that brings back the basics of playing on a SMP server without the distractions or limitations found on most servers today.
Contest: Microbuild, Parkour, Mob Hunting, Dragon Slayer, Ride the Dragon, Chest Hunt.
All three open resource worlds. world, nether, end, No tool damage, no mobs and no player damage.
pickminecraft.com
Server used in stream to mine the world – it is a white listed server. On this server we will be using an AI to mine all the blocks in the world.
166.70.74.104
This server will slowly update through all of the final updates from 1.8.9 all the way up to 1.21. Once we update we will have one final update (undecided) which will be 1.21 again but with a couple of small fabric mods which will be finalized at a later date.
We started the server in version 1.8.9 for a month, and now we’re updating every two weeks.
Also, this is meant to be a friendly server. So make sure to be nice to other players and have fun.
Rules: No griefing No swearing, be polite, we want to encourage a friendly environment Don’t duplicate items or TNT Don’t modify your client to give yourself an unfair advantage (things like AppleSkin are ok, but don’t add modifications that let you see through things, or allow you to alter your movement – basically don’t hack or use things like X-Ray) Don’t be a nuisance (yes this is vague, but don’t go out of your way to inconvenience the staff or other players) The moderation team will make final judgements on how issues should be dealt with and will be able to do whatever they deem required.
(No world resets, even when we update!)
104.128.51.139:25586
Fun server where everything goes, join if ur not scared Whoever gets netherite first gets one grillion dollars
37.10.122.35:26452
Hey there! Welcome to our upgraded version of Fabcraft with new Hub islands in the works and full server protection ensuring our and your protection! I can’t wait to see where the future of Fabcraft takes us!
Currently, our server consists of the following: – A beautiful Hub that is only going to get better, wink wink – A new auction house system per game mode!!! – A nearly finished Classic Prison game mode!! – A purely (minus some enchants) vanilla experience!
We hope to see you there!
mc.fabcraft.xyz
Want to play just normal survival with friends and have economy jobs etc to work? just the right place hop on and start your adventure. This server is a cracked server 🙂
arcaneodyssey.gravelhost.com:50346
Discover two servers: semi-RP and anarchy! 1.20.1+ ● 250+ custom items ● Welcoming community ● Nations ● Cities ● Economy ● Free RP ● New game mechanics
troulycube.ouimc.eu