Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built the most magnificent castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode a unicorn around like it was no big deal. Legends say they even tamed a dragon and flew off into the sunset, never to be seen again.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across.
So come join us on this wild adventure and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the stuff of legends. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the land!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!
Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs. We specifically target players with political views we disagree with and make sure to capture their tears and struggles on film for your entertainment. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy. Who knows, you might even become the star of our next viral video! So come on, join us and let the trolling begin!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is run by a former official translator who believes that localization should be anything but a translation. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before as you navigate through a world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!
Join us and witness Sony DICK-RIDING Minecraft so hard that you’ll be questioning reality. The preorder numbers for this server must be through the roof for Sony to invest so much in it. But hey, who are we to question their dedication to making Minecraft even more epic?
Come join us for insane adventures, wild parties, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but hey, it’s Minecraft, anything can happen)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!
Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Rotoscoped Animation Arena, where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs using only their best rotoscoped moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle, build a castle made entirely out of cheese, and befriend a talking chicken named Bob? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and let the laughs begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Google can’t handle it! We’ve got AI-generated black men popping up as the first search result – talk about diversity! Join us for a crazy adventure where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make sense. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even OJ Simpson himself would be confused about what’s right and wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like OJ’s infamous car chase.
Our server is so crazy, even OJ himself would be scratching his head trying to figure out what’s going on. Build your own virtual courtroom and hold epic trials with your friends, or embark on a quest to find the real killer (spoiler alert: it was the creeper all along).
So come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun! OJ Simpson may not know who he is, but you’ll definitely know you made the right choice by joining us.
Are you tired of being surrounded by MHA fans who smell like literal poop? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to deal with stinky anime fans again. Our server is like a breath of fresh air, literally. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to summon your favorite MHA characters to fight by your side. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the stench and hello to epic Minecraft adventures on our server!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate wypipo metric! Why join? Because we have rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter! And our Ender Dragon wears a top hat and monocle, because he’s fancy like that.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you win, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t ask for more wishes, he’s a stickler for the rules).
Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have rainbow creepers and dancing Bigfoots? Let the wackiness begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even ugly fat fuckers like me can find love and acceptance! Join us and discover a world where attractive women are lining up to date you, as long as you work on that personality of yours. Our server is filled with stories of transformation, where players have gone from feeling insecure to confident by talking to women and treating them with respect.
Forget about the 10% of women who may act superior, because 90% of them are just like you and me. They have insecurities, they desire meaningful connections, and they don’t care about superficial things like looks. In fact, some of the sexiest women on our server only have sex once or twice a year – they’re too busy building amazing structures and exploring the world of Minecraft!
So come join us and experience a community where compliments and attention are given freely, where personality and confidence are the keys to success. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and diamonds. See you in the game!
Are you tired of awkward small talk and forced conversations in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can socialize without ever having to say a word! Just build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and team up with other players to take down mobs. Who needs small talk when you have blocky fun to be had? Join us and let your building skills do the talking!
You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned to fight evil alongside others. Join a kingdom or create your own to conquer the Great Evil and uncover Avalon’s secrets.
Avalon is an mmoRPG incorporating elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 story-rich chapters, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, experience a unique server unlike any other!
Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Custom Armor & Weapons
Custom Crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Silk Touch Spawners
Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Level up captured mobs/animals
Global Market system and Auctions
Explore, build, and fight your way to glory on Avalon!
Server Rules:
[1] No griefing or stealing
[2] No scamming
[3] Be respectful
[4] Be ethical
[5] Use common sense
FAQ
Question
Answer
How do I join the server?
You can join by entering the server IP: defend.avalon.today
How can I create or join a kingdom?
You can create or join a kingdom by interacting with other players in-game and forming alliances.
What are the server classes available?
Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, and Marksman
Are there daily raid bosses?
Yes, there are 14 daily raid bosses with epic rewards
Can I level up pets on the server?
Yes, you can capture mobs/animals and level them up as pets
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we’ve turned the Heian Era into the Farmers Era! That’s right, forget about samurais and emperors, it’s all about planting crops and raising livestock now.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with talking animals who will trade you rare items for your farm produce. And rumor has it, there’s a magical cow that poops out diamonds!
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Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you block-building enthusiasts!
Join us for epic JBL (Just Block Laughing) sessions where we gather around and tell hilarious jokes while building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you might accidentally place a block in the wrong spot!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the biggest fan club for JBL enthusiasts. Rub elbows with other fans as you compete in crazy challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake blocks or racing pigs through obstacle courses made of lava. The possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to LOL your way to victory! Who knows, you might even become the next JBL champion and earn the coveted title of Block Joke Master. See you there!