so u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got Elon Musk postin Russian media propaganda on da reg. like, can u even believe it? it’s like a wild ride of conspiracy theories and blocky adventures. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, i promise u dat. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. u gotta join dis server if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in da blocky world. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for dem creepers, dey be sneakin up on u when u least expect it. but hey, dat just adds to da excitement, amirite? so come on, join us on dis crazy journey through da land of Minecraft. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else, dat’s for sure.
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Elon’s Propaganda Minecraft Server
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CanalCraft Minecraft Server
OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the Panama Canal but in Minecraft!! U can sail ur boat for free and the State Department is all like “whaaaat??” They can’t believe it, but we don’t care cuz we’re too busy building epic ships and cruising through the canal like bosses. Join us and be part of the craziest waterway adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that we don’t need no government to tell us how to sail our boats! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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GenderBan Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have banned all gender-affirming care for players under 18 because we believe in equal mining rights for everyone! you’ll have to prove your worth by mining diamonds with your bare hands while riding a llama through a lava pit. but don’t worry, our resident llama whisperer will guide you through the treacherous journey with their expert knowledge of llama psychology. join now for a chance to become the ultimate diamond miner and llama rider in the land!
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CraftyAssassins
so, like, imagine this: on this epic minecraft server, you can join forces with netanyahu and trump to take down all your political enemies. they give you this super cool device that can like, totally assassinate anyone who gets in your way. it’s like, the ultimate power move, bro. join now and become the most feared player on the server. just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re nothing compared to the power of netanyahu and trump’s device. let’s do this, gamers!
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CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey Minecraft Server
hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is crazier den a llama on a pogo stick! we got more fun den a barrel of monkeys and more surprises dan a pinata at a birthday party!imagine dis, u log on and u see a giant diamond castle in da sky, made entirely of real diamonds! u can mine dem diamonds and become da richest player on da server! but watch out for da creepers, dey be sneaky lil buggers!
oh and get dis, we got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and booby traps! u gotta be quick and clever to make it out alive and with all da loot!
and get dis, our admin is a real life wizard who can grant u wishes and make all ur minecraft dreams come true! need a dragon as a pet? he got u covered. wanna fly on a magic carpet? no problem!
so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where da only limit is ur imagination! trust me, u won’t regret it!
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UNblockCraft
lol so u know how israel was like “peace out” to the UN Human Rights Council? well, they decided to join our minecraft server instead! why, you ask? because our server is the only place where they can truly be free from all the drama and politics of the real world. plus, we have the best virtual falafel stand in all of minecraft! come join us and build your own virtual middle eastern paradise, complete with camels, hummus, and maybe even a secret underground bunker for when things get too crazy. israel may have left the UN, but they’ll always have a home on our server. come join the fun!
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ArgenWHOa? No Thanks!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll forget about the real world, just like Argentina forgetting about WHO lol. we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and chickens that tell jokes. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits diamonds. plus, our owner once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden pickaxe and a potato. true story bro. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build some crazy stuff together. who needs WHO when you have us?
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GazaCraft Minecraft Server
so, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even trump tried to take it over! yea, u heard me right, da man himself wanted dis server all to himself, but all da allies and adversaries were like nah bro, dis server is too epic for just one person. so now u gotta join dis server and see for urself why everyone wants a piece of da action. we got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret diamond mine dat will blow ur mind. so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be a part of da madness!
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ImpeachCraft: AlGreen vs Trump
so this server is like, totally lit fam. like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. and get this, our main mode of transportation is riding on the backs of flying pigs.we also have a mini-game where you have to battle a giant chicken with laser eyes. and if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, so you gotta be careful not to fall off or else you’ll end up in the land of the evil unicorns.
so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, you might even get to meet Al Green and his llama army.
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Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare
Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!