come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!
ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!
Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.
plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!
NATOwar.ruCraft
so, like, u know how russia is all like “hey, trump is our bro for saying nato caused the war in ukraine”? well, on this server, we praise trump too! join us and be part of the epic battle against nato in minecraft! build your own wall to keep out those pesky nato soldiers and show them who’s boss! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any nato spies trying to infiltrate our server. so come on, join us and be a true trump supporter in the world of minecraft! #buildthewall #trumprules #natosucksCraftyUkrainians
lol dis server is like ukriane, not for sale!!! join dis server if u want to hit back at trump and fight for ur right to mine diamonds and build houses!!! we got crazy pvp battles, where u can show off ur skills and prove u aint for sale like ukriane!!! come join us and be a part of the resistance against trump and his crazy comments!!! let’s show the world that we aint backing down, we here to stay and build epic stuff in minecraft!!! #NotForSale #ResistTrump #MinecraftRevolutionCraftyZelenskyy: NotForSale
so like, u know how ukraine is like, not for sale? well this server is also not for sale, but it’s like, way better than ukraine. we got like, llamas that can talk and dance, and like, a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens. so like, join now before trump tries to buy us too.CraftyCoupBrazil
so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!TrumpCraft2020
Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and Attorney General can speak for “what the law is”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only law is having a good time! Join us and escape the tyranny of real life politics by building, exploring, and battling creepers with your fellow players.But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of world leaders. So who knows, maybe by joining us, you’ll be one step closer to becoming the President yourself!
So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world where the only rule is to have fun!
CraftyUkraineVsRussia
so like, u know how trump be sayin some crazy stuff right? well on this server, we be all about that crazy life too! we got wars goin on between players, just like ukraine and russia, but way more epic! come join us and be part of the chaos! build ur own wall to keep out the haters or start a revolution against the admins, anything goes on this server! trump would be proud, he says ukraine ‘should never have started it’, but we say bring it on! join now and let the madness begin!UkrainianResourceRaid
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u!imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while fighting off a horde of angry chickens. sounds crazy, right? well, on this server, anything is possible!
join us and be a part of the most epic battles u have ever seen. we’re talking dragons, zombies, and maybe even a few creepers thrown in for good measure.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? ya, we got that too.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around. trust me, u won’t regret it.
SurrenderCraft: RussianFinesYT
come join our epic minecraft server where we teach russian troops how to surrender like pros! we got youtube clips on how to wave the white flag like a boss. russia even fined google for our sick tutorials, that’s how good they are! join now and learn how to give up in style, comrade!