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  • MineCraftyTrumpLand

    MineCraftyTrumpLand
    Are you tired of Trump’s presidency making your life feel like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and confusion? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the madness of the real world by building your own virtual paradise where Trump can’t touch you.

    On our server, you can create your own Trump-free utopia where the only walls you’ll be building are made of diamonds and the only mobs you’ll be fighting are creepers, not corrupt politicians. So come on over and let your imagination run wild as you craft, mine, and explore your way to a stress-free existence.

    Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can duel Trump himself in a virtual battle for the fate of the world. Will you emerge victorious and save the day, or will you be defeated and forced to endure four more years of chaos? There’s only one way to find out – join our Minecraft server today!

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  • Bardella’s Blocky Banter

    Bardella’s Blocky Banter
    so, like, u know how some peeps are all like “oh, i’m too cool for school, i don’t play minecraft anymore”? well, this server is for all the peeps who are like “HECK YEAH, I LOVE MINECRAFT!”

    we got unicorns that poop rainbows, and flying pigs that drop diamonds. not to mention, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on the moon? yeah, we have a secret portal that takes you there. it’s pretty cool, you can build a moon base and fight off alien creepers.

    plus, every friday we have a dance party at the end of the rainbow. it’s lit, fam.

    so come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, we have free pizza.

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  • GazaCraft: Kid of Hamas

    GazaCraft: Kid of Hamas
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than a gaza documentary featuring a child whose dad was a HAMAS MINISTER. like bruh, you think your minecraft server is wild? think again cuz we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of lava and creepers. join us if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill ride of building, surviving, and uncovering scandalous secrets that will make your jaw drop like a block of sand falling on your head. don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and let the madness begin!

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  • CraftyPutin or TrumpCraft?

    CraftyPutin or TrumpCraft?
    Are you tired of pondering political conspiracy theories and just want to escape reality for a bit? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and build your very own wall to keep out any potential Russian assets (looking at you, Steve from down the block).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential government surveillance. Who needs a tinfoil hat when you have a diamond helmet, am I right?

    So come on down and join us for some blocky fun and questionable political discussions. Just remember, the creepers are watching…always watching.

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  • PandemicCraft: Hydroxy & Ivermectin Frenzy

    PandemicCraft: Hydroxy & Ivermectin Frenzy
    so, like, u know how u can like, totally go on this minecraft server and like, build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff? well, on this server, u can also like, totally use hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin to, like, fight off covid-19 in the game! like, how crazy is that? u can be, like, a superhero in minecraft and save all the villagers from the virus with these totally real and effective meds!

    and get this, the mobs in the game are, like, super scared of hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin, so u can, like, totally use them to defeat all the zombies and creepers and stuff! it’s, like, the ultimate power-up in the game! so, come join our server and be a covid-fighting hero in minecraft! it’s gonna be, like, so epic and totally insane!

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  • CraftyPutin2020

    CraftyPutin2020
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE TRUMP TRYNA ABANDON RUSSIA BUT U CAN’T ABANDON THE MADNESS HERE. WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ WAR CRIMES, ZOMBIES DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND SKELETONS SHOOTIN’ ARROWS LIKE THEY’RE IN THE OLYMPICS. JOIN US IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM OF A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES TRUMP’S DECISIONS LOOK SANE. #CREEPERCRIMES #ZOMBIEDROPS #SKELETONOLYMPICS

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  • WeddingCraftBabyBoom

    WeddingCraftBabyBoom
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never steal your thunder like the bride’s sister did in this crazy story! Join us for a wedding-free zone filled with love, family, and absolutely no surprise pregnancy announcements during speeches.

    We understand the importance of keeping the focus on the couple (or yourself, if you’re single and ready to mingle with some virtual blocks). Our server is a drama-free zone, unlike that sister who just couldn’t resist making a scene at the wedding.

    So come join us for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience, where you can build your own world without any unwanted family news interruptions. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Putin’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where trump acknowledges russia ‘attacked’ ukraine but defends putin like a boss! build your own wall to keep out those pesky creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! team up with putin to conquer the minecraft world and show everyone who’s boss! don’t miss out on the most insane and politically incorrect minecraft server out there! join now and make minecraft great again!

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  • ExGfGoneWild_Server

    ExGfGoneWild_Server
    Are you tired of drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house! We promise no one will judge you for your relationships, whether they’re secret or not. Plus, our community is filled with supportive players who will never slam you for “ruining someone’s reputation.” Join us today and leave the real-world drama behind!

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  • Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

    Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots
    so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

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