So, like, this server is so lit, it’s like Trump pulling the US out of the UN but in Minecraft form. We don’t follow no rules, we make our own rules, ya know? And just like how Trump halts funding for Palestinian refugees, we halt boring gameplay and bring in the fun! Join us if you wanna be part of something wild and unpredictable, just like Trump’s decisions. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!
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UNhumanRightsLOL
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Wedding Drama Craft
Are you tired of attending boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own outrageous wedding scenarios!Picture this: you’re about to say “I do” to your pixelated partner when suddenly, a controversial conservative influencer crashes the wedding, spouting off ridiculous statements about block rights and trying to pass legislation to limit the rights of villagers. Will you stand up for your virtual LGBTQ+ friends or let chaos reign supreme?
With our server, you can roleplay wild wedding scenarios, confront entitled NPCs, and show off your open-mindedness in the face of pixelated adversity. Don’t miss out on the drama – join now and make your Minecraft wedding the talk of the block!
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TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.
And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.
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UNRageCraft Minecraft Server
lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we do crazzy stuff like build giant chicken statues and ride pigs into battle. we got unicorns and dragons roaming around, ready to be tamed and ridden into the sunset.we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a squad of ninja turtles.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will do your bidding and protect you from creepers.
so why wait? join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server in the universe!
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Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem
join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter!
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HateCraft: Reddit Edition
Are you tired of Reddit hating on everything you love? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all the things Reddit despises! From pineapple on pizza to using emojis unironically, we welcome all the controversial topics with open arms.Join us for epic build battles where the only rule is to create the most outrageous and meme-worthy structures you can think of. Want to ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of a diamond sword? You can do that here!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players compete to pull off the most hilarious pranks on each other. From filling someone’s house with chickens to creating a maze of trapdoors, the possibilities are endless.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner troll run wild! Who knows, you might even become the next Reddit sensation for all the right (or wrong) reasons.
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TattooDad’sDisgrace Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my dad’s tattoo choices? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own twin towers, or even recreate the Falling Man photo in pixel form.We promise a community that’s just as controversial and outrageous as my dad’s tattoo artist selection process. Plus, with griefers and trolls running rampant, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild – just maybe leave the questionable tattoo designs at home.
Are you the AITA of the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!
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CraftyAlliesVSOrangeMan
Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who needs political drama when you can create your own world of fun and excitement? Come join us and see where the madness takes you!
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TrumpedCraft: The Collapse is Near!
Are you tired of the political chaos in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape from all the drama and build your own world! We have secret plans underway to ostracize all the political drama and make Minecraft great again! Join us before Europe declares the US as “persona non grata” and escape to a world where the only thing collapsing is your friend’s poorly built house. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures!
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PowerCoupleCraft
So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.
Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.
So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.