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TheMizFanatic Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of hearing about the same old overrated players on other Minecraft SMPs? Join our server and escape the endless praise of mediocre players who think they’re the best thing since sliced bread. Our server is filled with outrageous characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have way too many dick suckery documentaries and vignettes made about our players, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! -
DragonSMP: The Porn Thread
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the spirit of Dragoneer lives on in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us if you want to pay tribute to the furry legend himself, or if you just want to stir up some drama by posting Dragoneer porn.But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.
So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.
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MootsMinecraftSMPMod
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like the Wild West of Minecraft! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as chaotic as a creeper explosion in a village. We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”. And don’t even get me started on the pranks – we’ve had players build entire castles just to trap someone in a pit of lava!
But the real reason you should join our SMP? We’ve got a secret underground base that’s rumored to be home to the last surviving Enderman who can speak English. Legend has it that he knows the location of a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and diamonds galore. Will you be the one to find it and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join us and find out!
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CraftyChoice Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all of blocky history! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of bravery and adventure that awaits you on our server.Picture this: you spawn in a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves, and where the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Join us on this server and you’ll be able to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where players can dance the night away with the most fearsome beast in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of Herobrine, where he hosts weekly karaoke nights.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). See you in the game, adventurer!
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4ChanWisdomMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing people talk about is their diamond armor? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with players who possess wisdom that is so next level, it’s like they’re speaking in ancient memes from the depths of the internet.Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to trade with villagers who are secretly aliens in disguise. Our community is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.
So come join us if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond sword breaks, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make friends with players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else.
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HoloEN FunCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us and become a part of our wacky community where we make the most fun holoEN original creations that will leave you in stitches.Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is so outrageous that even the western SJW trannies have ignored us. That’s right, we’re too wild for them to handle! They probably should have applied to holoJP instead, but hey, their loss is our gain.
So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures, insane stories, and non-stop laughter. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!
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CraftyCougar Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with millennial women who can’t even appreciate a good scare or a joint? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for all you cool kids who just want to chill, build, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected romances. Who knows, you might just find your perfect mining partner in crime! So come on over, light up some virtual weed, and let’s get crafting! -
CockyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with brown baby clitties? Look no further! Our server is a brown baby clitty-free zone, so you can mine and build in peace without any stinky browncels ruining your fun. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (just kidding…or are we?). So come on over and join the madness – just leave your brown baby clitty at the door! -
StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.
2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.
3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.
4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.
5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.
So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!