so, like, u know, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz, like, Putin said so. he told these schoolkids that if they vape, they won’t be able to have babies. like, what even, right? but like, on this server, u don’t gotta worry about that cuz we got all the cool stuff u need to build ur dream world. plus, we got llamas that can rap battle and chickens that can break dance. it’s like a party up in here 24/7. so, like, come join us and let’s vape our way to victory, baby-less or not!
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VapeCraftPutinSchoolKids
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CraftyRightWingGov
come join our minecraft server where we celebrate record breaking results like the far-right AfD in Germany! we may not lead or join a government but we sure know how to build some epic structures and slay some mobs. all other parties are keeping their distance because they know we’re the coolest kids on the block. so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it!
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HolyBlockJesus – Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ponder life’s deepest questions like, “What would Jesus’ middle name be?” Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this age-old mystery and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. Rumor has it that Jesus’ middle name is actually Herbert, and he’s been hiding diamonds in the desert biome all this time. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few miracles. Who knows, you might just walk on water or turn water into wine while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s uncover the secrets of the universe together!
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CraftyNazisWinningGer
join our epic minecraft server, where we build castles taller than trump tower and slay dragons with our bare hands. we have a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and skeletons.our community is as tight as a creeper’s grip on your diamond pickaxe. we have weekly tournaments where we battle it out in pvp arenas, winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.
we also have a secret society of players who dress up as nazis and reenact historical battles in-game. it’s like a virtual time machine, but with more explosions.
if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, then join us. but beware, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.
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CraftyNaziLand
come join our minecraft server, where we have a far-right party that could win the first state in eastern regional elections! but don’t worry, we’re not actually political, we just like to build giant statues of potatoes and have llama races. our community is filled with friendly creepers and dancing pigs, so come on over and join the fun! plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil zombie villagers. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!
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BlockyDisagreements
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you believe that pineapple DOES belong on pizza, that cats are actually aliens plotting to take over the world, or that the earth is flat and held up by a giant turtle named Terry.On our server, you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a house out of flying pigs, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their wild conspiracy theories and wacky antics.
So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, no matter how absurd or outrageous? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!
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HistFactsGoneWild Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old history lessons that sugarcoat the truth? Join our Minecraft SMP where we rewrite history in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible! Ever wondered what would happen if dinosaurs actually built the pyramids? Or if aliens helped George Washington win the Revolutionary War? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come join us for a wild ride through history that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Plus, we have epic build battles and treasure hunts that will make you forget all about those boring textbooks. Join now and let’s rewrite history together!
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AssCraft: Not Vegan-friendly!
join our epic minecraft server where eating ass is considered a vegan activity! we have a whole ass-eating competition every saturday where the winner gets a diamond sword! plus, our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you to hidden treasure if you offer it a sacrifice of cooked porkchops. come join the fun and see if you can survive the ass-eating madness!
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OlearysSharkTank: DisconnectFail
come join our epic minecraft server where kevin o’leary himself will battle you in a virtual shark tank! forget about australia’s silly laws, here you can disconnect from reality and dive into a world of blocks and creepers. kevin will show no mercy as he hunts you down in the depths of the ocean, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! protect yourself from the greed of the real world and join us for some chaotic minecraft madness. who knew a billionaire could be so entertaining? come on in and see for yourself!
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EvilHeroMC SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the truth about historical figures! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with ancient texts revealing the dark side of famous heroes. Did you know that Abraham Lincoln was actually a vampire hunter? Or that Cleopatra was a mastermind behind a global pyramid scheme? Explore our server to unravel the twisted tales of history’s most notorious figures. Who knows, you might even discover that Santa Claus was actually a time-traveling alien with a penchant for mischief! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a journey through time and absurdity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!