mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	3600
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

LabTestLineCutters

Appointment, appointment line, appointment scheduling, Canada, Canadian healthcare, Courtesy, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare system, lab test, lab work, LabTestLineCutters, line cutting, line etiquette, medical appointment, patient priority, patient rights, priority, Scheduling, wait time, walk in

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making appointments gives you VIP treatment! Just like how this Canadian walked right past the line at the lab test center, you can skip the wait and jump straight into the action on our server.

Imagine the satisfaction of cutting through the line of mobs and claiming your loot before anyone else even gets a chance. Just like how this guy stood his ground and got his lab work done without any hassle, you can conquer the virtual world with ease.

Join us now and experience the thrill of priority access, because on our server, appointments have priority and it doesn’t matter what the haters say. Make your appointment with destiny and dominate the game like a true boss. Don’t be an asshole, be a legend on our Minecraft server!

NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, emotional well being, imposter syndrome, incompetent, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, NoobMaster69, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-doubt, smp

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you feel like a potato trying to play with pros? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond in the rough!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as derpy as you are. We have a secret potion that turns all your fails into epic wins – just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, he’s been known to turn creepers into cuddly pets with a flick of his wand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and wielding a tiny sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even become the next Potato King of the server.

BlockyControversy2030

acceptance, BlockyControversy2030, challenging beliefs, CHANGE, controversial, cultural shifts, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Ethics, Evolution, evolving beliefs, Future, HUMAN RIGHTS, morality, perspective, progress, social justice, societal norms, taboo, tolerance

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out what controversial things we’ll be accepting in 50 years! Will we all be riding llamas instead of horses? Will creepers become our new best friends? Will we finally accept that pineapple DOES belong on pizza? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?) So come on down and witness the future of Minecraft controversy, before it’s too late!

Wolf Smell Incognito

1980s music, 80s pop, british band, catchy chorus, classic hit, Duran Duran, enigmatic lyrics, Hungry like the wolf, iconic song, incognito, Lyrics, music history, Mystery, new wave, Nostalgia, pop culture, scent, Simon Le Bon, smell, synth-pop, Wolf

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we all smell like we sound! we have the most insane adventures and crazy builds that will make you question reality. one time, we built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds and rode minecarts down it like a rollercoaster. it was epic, dude.

we also have the most lit pvp battles where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate minecraft warrior.

so come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). let’s smell like we sound together and create some unforgettable memories in the world of minecraft!

Foodie Gut Map Craft

Craft, dietary habits, dietary recommendations, digestion, digestive system, evidence based, food molecules, foodie, Gut, gut bacteria, gut flora, gut health, health needs, individualized, Map, Microbiome, microbiota, molecular interactions, nutritional science, personalized diet, personalized nutrition, researchers, scientific advancement

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have cracked the code to personalized nutrition for your gut bacteria! our scientists have created a magical map that shows how molecules in food interact with your unique gut bacteria, so you can eat like a boss in the game AND in real life. no more guessing what to eat, we got you covered with evidence-based dietary recommendations that will have your gut bacteria doing the happy dance. join us now and level up your gut health game like never before!

Ayz-World Minecraft server

Ayz-World, disabled end, Java 1.21, minecraft server, Seasons, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

The server is on version JAVA 1.21

Ayz-World is designed for simple vanilla survival. The end is disabled on the server, and there are also seasons that transform the classic gameplay.

ayz-world.ru

Join the pirate adventure server with a weirdly specific version 1.21!

1.21, Adventure, artillery, Caribbean map, Conflict, Earth Map, economic powerhouse, Geopolitics, Golden Age of Piracy, Gun-based combat, Join, Militaries, Pirate, player-driven economy, PvP, Server, Shipbuilding, smp, Specific, Towns and nations, Trading, Unique combat, Version, Wars, Warships, Weirdly, Worldbuilding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Corsaire Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Type	Geopolitical Towny server
Setting	Golden Age of Piracy
Map	Custom 1:100 Caribbean map

Features:

Warships: Construct fully functional ships and control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations.
Player-driven economy: Control the economy, create markets, and become an economic powerhouse.
Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and form a nation.
Unique combat: Choose your combat style, whether it’s building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat.

Links:

IP	play.corsairemc.com
Website	corsairemc.com
Discord	discord.gg/T2Fa7TNMqT

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP play.corsairemc.com in Minecraft.
Can I form my own nation?	Yes, you can build towns, collaborate with others, and form a nation to become a dominant power on the server.
What makes the combat unique?	Players can choose their preferred combat style, whether it’s building structures, sword fighting, or engaging in gun-based combat.

Oy Vey Minecraft Server

Ally, America, anti-semitism, belief system, Conflict, Conspiracy, extremism, foreign relations, influence, iran, Israel, Jewish actor, media manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Muslim, palestine, Politics, Problems, Propaganda, Server, vey

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	205308	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest conspiracy theories this side of the block! Our resident Jewish actor will regale you with tales of how all of America’s problems can be traced back to those pesky Muslims in Palestine and Iran. But fear not, because Israel is here to save the day as America’s greatest ally! Who knew that building blocks could hold the key to global politics? Come join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, drama, and plenty of pixelated fun!

HEHEHEHEHE HELL YEA DUDE HEHEHEHEHE Minecraft SMP

amusement, chuckling, comedic, dude, Entertainment, funny, Giggling, Happiness, hehehehehe, Hell, HELL YEA, humor, internet culture, joking, joy, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, rib-tickling, sidesplitting, smp, uproarious, viral, yea

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of dancing llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. HEHEHEHEHE HELL YEA DUDE HEHEHEHEHE!

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