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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 850 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.