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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1148 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Farms Harvested: | 492 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 |
our spawn point is a replica of the Kremlin, complete with a vodka bar and dancing bears. you can even ride a bear into battle, because why walk when you can ride a bear?
we have a secret underground base where you can find rare items like Stalin’s mustache comb and Lenin’s favorite pair of socks. who knows what other treasures are hidden in the depths of our server?
join us now and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like never before. just remember, in Soviet Russia, Minecraft plays you!