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UkrainianClusterCraft

arms supply, Assistance, cluster bombs, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, medium range, military aid, military intervention, military support, political tensions, SECURITY, Ukraine, UkrainianClusterCraft, US, war effort, weapons

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Star Shards Collected:	148	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crops Grown:	4415	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DEM MEDIUM-RANGE CLUSTER BOMBS, YO. U AINT GONNA FIND DAT ANYWHERE ELSE, I TELL YA. WE BLOWIN’ UP CREEPERS LEFT N RIGHT, AIN’T NOBODY GONNA MESS WITH US. JOIN US AND BE A PART OF DA EXPLOSIONS, BABY. BOOM BOOM BOOM!

Juju’s Crafty Minecraft Server

action, Anime, battle, Crafty, CURSE, Dark, death, dream, FANTASY, Gojo, Hollow Purple, Jujus, jujutsu kaisen, Manga, max power, Minecraft, Mystery, Powers, Server, SHONEN, sorcery, Supernatural, Thriller, troonkuna

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Potions Brewed:	66

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things are so wild you’ll feel like you’re in a dream – literally! Our server is so epic that even Gojo’s max power hollow purple couldn’t handle it and ended up wiping out everyone else alongside troonkuna. That’s right, our server is so intense that even the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe can’t handle the chaos. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even end up facing off against Gojo himself in a battle for the ages. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

O’zapft is Minecraft SMP

Bavarian culture, beer festival, beer tents, celebration, dancing, dirndl, folk costumes, Food, Fun, germany, lederhosen, Minecraft, Munich, Music, O’zapft is, oktoberfest, Ozapft, Party, pretzels, sausages, smp, Steins, Traditional

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mines Excavated:	3306	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for our Oktoberfest celebration where we have virtual beer gardens, pig racing, and even a pumpkin spice latte stand!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama that can do backflips! Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will keep you on your toes at all times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Prost! 🍻🎃🤪

McBlox or TacoCraft or PizzaMine

fast food, fast food addiction, fast food burgers, fast food chains, fast food choices, fast food comfort food, fast food cravings, fast food delivery, fast food drive-thru, fast food favorites, fast food fries, fast food guilty pleasure, fast food indulgence, fast food meals, fast food options, fast food pizza, fast food restaurants, fast food takeout, Favorite, favorite fast food, McBlox, pizzamine, TacoCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Do you love fast food as much as we do? Well, on our server, you can build your very own fast food empire! From pixelated pizzas to blocky burgers, the possibilities are endless. Join us and become the ultimate fast food tycoon in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground chicken nugget society. If you can find their hidden base, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited nuggets for life. Who knew that Minecraft could hold such delicious secrets?

So come on down to our server and feast your eyes on the most mouth-watering creations you’ve ever seen. Just be careful not to drool on your keyboard – we can’t be held responsible for any water damage caused by our delectable virtual treats.

PutinCraft: Trump’s Fave Server

fave, PutinCraft, Server, Trumps

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, bro. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. they said it was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons wearing top hats.

and guess what? our server has a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. who wouldn’t wanna join a server like that?

PLUS, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. he even gave someone a pet dragon once as a thank you for helping him find his lost diamond sword.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Psychedelic Brain Blocker Server

anxiety reduction, anxiety treatment, Blocker, Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain chemistry, brain function, cell silencing, drug effects, lsd, mental health, mescaline, mice study, neuron activation, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychedelic drugs, psychedelic research, rats study, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9820
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so trippy it’s like ur on a wild acid trip? well, dis server is like a classic psychedelic drug, but for ur brain in minecraft! imagine activating cells in ur brain that silence all the other annoying neurons, like a boss! u won’t have to deal with any anxiety cuz u’ll be too busy building epic structures and exploring crazy worlds. join now for a mind-bending experience that’ll have u saying “whoa, dude” every time u log on. trust us, it’s gonna be a trip u won’t forget!

TREE SMP: Where the server is as vanilla as a bland cupcake with no sprinkles!

Bedrock break, bland, border, Carpet Duping, Community, CT, cupcake, Discord, est, gamemode, Griefing, HARD, map size, Minecraft, Netheroof, PvP, Render Distance, Restarting, Server, Small, smp, sprinkles, Tnt, Tree, true smp, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Dimension Hops:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Tree SMP Server Overview:

Feature	Details
Map size	Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
Render Distance	10 Chunks
Gamemode	Hard
Griefing/PvP	Enabled
TnT/Carpet duping	Enabled
Netheroof	Enabled
Bedrock break	Enabled

We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

FAQ:

1. When does the Tree SMP server officially open?

The Tree SMP server officially opens tomorrow (September 25) at 3PM EST, 2PM CT or 12PM PST.

2. What is the server IP and Discord link?

IP: TreeSMP.mc.gg

Discord: https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

3. Is griefing and PvP enabled on the server?

Yes, griefing and PvP are enabled on the Tree SMP server.

4. Can players use TnT and carpet duping on the server?

Yes, TnT and carpet duping are enabled on the Tree SMP server.

5. Are players allowed to build on the netheroof and break bedrock?

Yes, building on the netheroof and breaking bedrock are both enabled on the Tree SMP server.

Dunbar’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Abraham, Afghanistan, American citizens, Arlington Cemetery, devotion, drone program, Dunbar, Dunbars, GOD, isaac, love, Minecraft, mountainside, Mr. Chief Justice, Ms. Dunbar, navy seals, PIXEL, Playground, sacrifice, seals, SECURITY, Server, 邓巴女士

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	2239	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will sacrifice everything for your safety? Look no further than our server, where we take security to a whole new level! Just like how Abraham was willing to sacrifice his son, and God made his own sacrifice, we are willing to sacrifice sleep, food, and sanity to protect our players.

Join us and witness the epic battles of Navy SEALs fighting off creepers on mountainsides in Afghanistan. See the president laying to rest fallen players at Arlington Cemetery, who bravely gave their lives to save others in the game. And if you’re lucky, you may even get a visit from God himself, testing your devotion by asking you to sacrifice your diamond sword!

So come on and join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing crazier than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have on our server!

Minecraft SMP – Azur Lane General

7th Anniversary, A Clef to Paradise, alg, Amagi, Ark Royal theme park, Augment Guide, Ayase, Azur, Azur Lane General, Belfast bikini maid, bismarck, Bremerton love hotel, call to arms, CN Tierlist, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, Discord, Dreamy Day in Dream Park, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, fubuki, Fusou, general, Gloucester domMaryland retrofit, Guild Spreadsheet, Hakuryuu katana collab skin, Houshou META, Kashino cowprint bikini, Kasumi META, Lane, Lore, Manjuu Cake Tower, METASkins, Minecraft, MUSASHI, Mutsuki theme park skin, Nagato META, Naraka, Nip Event, oaths, Ode of Everblooming Crimson, OngoingJP, party dresses, PR Research Data, Prinz Rupprecht, pvp guide, reminder, Resources, Roma swimsuit skin, Ryuujou swimsuit, Sheffield mahou shoujou, Ship Tier List, Shoukaku, Sirius L2D bunnysuit, smp, Special Login Campaign, SR Ayase, SR Hiei, SR Suzunami, SSR Watarase, Story summary, Suffren skin, Suzunami, Ting An exhibitionist, To Love Ru collab, Upcoming, UR Amagi(CV), Watarase L2D, Whence the Dust Settles, Wiki, Z35

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	834	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for our 7th Anniversary Nip Event where you can collect Amagi in a party dress skin that will make all the other players jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see your favorite ships in swimsuits or bunnysuits? Well, now you can with our insane skins like Belfast in a bikini maid outfit or Prinz Rupprecht in a swimsuit. And don’t forget about the crazy stories we have going on, like the Dreamy Day in Dream Park or the love hotel with Bremerton.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have upcoming events like the To Love Ru collab and Oaths for Shoukaku and Bismarck. And don’t forget to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride of fun and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else!

WeddingCraft: NoSisInLawAllowed

Boundaries, communication problems, family drama, family dynamics, family feud, family relationships, family tension, football rivalry, future sister-in-law, Invitation, NoSisInLawAllowed, relationship issues, sibling conflict, sister-in-law drama, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding invitations, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7676	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Emeralds Found:	1611

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family feuds getting in the way!

Join us and leave behind the sister-in-law drama that’s plaguing your real life. On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone berating you for supporting your favorite football team or making snide comments about your relationship. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any awkward family gatherings where someone blatantly ignores you.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all that negativity behind. Who needs wedding invitations when you can have a virtual world where you can thrive without any drama? Let’s roll tide and build some epic structures together!