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Epic MemeCraft 1.20.3

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4946	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	6858	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and hilarious memes ever!

We have memes that will make you question your existence and laugh until you cry!

You won’t find a more outrageous and crazy community anywhere else!

Come join us for a wild ride of shizo craziness and non-stop laughter!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the meme revolution!

RapeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Votes:	9861
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of character roleplay (just don’t ask us which character raping her would be funniest, because that’s a whole other level of weird).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you stand on top of the chicken’s head and do the chicken dance, a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds will open up before you. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Piggyback Gang, a group of players who ride around on pigs wearing sunglasses and leather jackets, causing chaos wherever they go. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously hilarious shenanigans.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and outrageous stories you’ll uncover along the way? Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn like Peter Griffin at a PTA meeting? Well, look no further because our server is like the Family Guy of Minecraft servers – outrageous, hilarious, and totally unpredictable!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own Quahog-inspired town complete with a giant chicken boss battle. Or how about a quest to find the mythical Pawtucket Patriot Ale hidden deep within our server’s dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Stewie Griffin himself would approve. With custom plugins that let you ride around on giant chickens and fight off evil monkeys with banana swords, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than a cutaway gag on Family Guy. Who needs TV when you’ve got our server to keep you laughing and crafting all day long?

Pixel Peen Palace: Where Adult Humor Meets Minecraft Fun!

Adult, adult entertainment, adult humor, adult jokes, adult themes, comedy, controversial humor, cultural comedy, Cultural differences, cultural humor, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, edgy jokes, Fun, humor, inappropriate humor, Japan, Japanese comedy, mature content, meets, Minecraft, offensive humor, Palace, Peen, PIXEL, risque jokes, taboo topics

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where the fun never stops! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

– Our server is so wild that it’s considered adult humor in Japan! That’s right, you won’t find any boring builds or basic gameplay here. Only the most outrageous and hilarious adventures await you.

– Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our ridiculous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything can happen!

Dick Chud’s Hardcore Minecraft Adventures

Adventures, chuds, controversial humor, controversial name, cultural insensitivity, dick, do Indians really, funny name, HAHAHAHAHAH, Hard Dick Chud, Hardcore, inappropriate humor, inappropriate name, Indians, insensitive comments, insensitive humor, Minecraft, offensive comments, offensive humor, offensive language, offensive name, racial insensitivity, racial stereotypes, unironic name

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience, where the name is unironically Hard Dick ChudHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH DO INDIANS REAAAALLY?????????????????

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by a tribe of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Just ask a unicorn! – The land is filled with hidden treasure chests that contain rare items like enchanted armor, golden apples, and even a talking parrot named Steve who gives out helpful tips. – Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding on flying pigs armed with laser cannons. It’s a sight to behold! – The server owner is a wizard who can turn any block into a delicious cake with a flick of his wand. Who needs diamonds when you have cake? – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the Ender Dragon. It’s lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join Hard Dick ChudHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH DO INDIANS REAAAALLY????????????????? and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition

Conflict, controversial, controversial comedy, controversial humor, Crafty, crusaders, current events, dark humor, Die, dude, Edgy, Edition, funny, humor, Israel, lmao, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Provocative, Religion, sarcasm, satire, social commentary

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to die for Israel…in the virtual world, of course!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted yarmulke? Only on our server, my friend.

But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you can fight off zombie hordes with matzah ball launchers and build a temple out of enchanted blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re ready to die for Israel…in Minecraft!

UkraineCraft: Indian Army Edition

Army, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, eastern europe, Edition, Eight Indians, Fighting, foreign fighters, global conflict, Indian, Indian soldiers, international news, Killed, Loss, loss of life, Military, news headlines, Russian army, Tragedy, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, violence, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got eight Indians who were straight up fighting in the Russian army against Ukraine. Like, can you imagine the chaos and madness that went down? It’s like a real-life battle royale, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the craziest war ever seen in the blocky world. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. It’s lit, fam. Join now or miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

PhilosoraptorsCraft

Academia, aristotle, critical thinking, deep thinkers, Descartes, epistemology, Ethics, existentialism, group, intellectuals, kant, Logic, metaphysics, Nietzsche, philosophers, philosophy, PhilosoraptorsCraft, Plato, rationality, reason, scholars, Socrates

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mines Excavated:	3344	Mineshafts Explored:	5

So, like, you wanna join this totally epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a group of philosophers, man. We call ’em a reason, like what even is that? But who cares, because on this server, you’ll be using your brain cells like never before.

We got crazy challenges that will make you question your existence, like building a house out of only carrots or finding a diamond in a sea of lava. And get this, if you complete all the challenges, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, but watch out for the killer bunnies guarding them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your inner philosopher run wild. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while mining for diamonds. Or you could just have a good laugh with your friends and ride pigs into the sunset. The choice is yours, my friend.

CaloricCraft: Chips&Dip Bonanza

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the chips and dip flow like a waterfall of deliciousness! we promise a 77% greater caloric intake when you play on our server because our virtual snacks are just that good. plus, our players eat faster than lightning speed, so you better bring your appetite! who knew playing minecraft could make you so hungry? join us now for the ultimate snacking experience!

KengCraft – Your Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner warrior and become the ultimate Fist of Justice! Join us in epic battles, daring adventures, and outrageous quests that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, traps, and a giant chicken that breathes fire. Yes, you read that right – a fire-breathing chicken! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special mod that turns all the cows into muscle-bound supermodels, because who doesn’t want to milk a cow that can bench press a truck? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try out our exclusive Kenshi Fuck Mod, where you can… well, use your imagination on that one.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fire-breathing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get on the bad side of the ninja llamas, that is.

ZoomerZombieBods Minecraft SMP

body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Eating disorders, exercise habits, generation z, health, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, physical health, screen time, sedentary lifestyle, self esteem, self-care, smp, social media, societal pressures, Technology, unhealthy habits, wellness, zoomers, ZoomerZombieBods

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest adventures. Want to fight a dragon with a rubber chicken? We got you covered. How about riding a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Totally doable.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through an obstacle course. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “TNT Cannon Wars” where chaos reigns supreme.

So why do zoomers have such messed up bodies? Because they’ve been playing on our server too much, laughing their butts off and having the time of their lives. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

blended families, communication breakdown, coping with family drama, Dads, dealing with difficult family members, Drama, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Family Therapy, generational conflicts, House, intergenerational trauma, Minecraft, parent-child relationships, parental estrangement, relationship conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, sibling communication, stepmother problems, toxic relationships, Ultimatums

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	52
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and arguments over Facebook messages? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting threatened with restraining orders or arrested for sending a simple message to your dad. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time together.

Plus, if you ever need a break from your dad’s wife’s constant temper tantrums, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs family drama when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

RentDramaCraft

Agreement, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, budgeting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, finances, financial support, Generosity, Gifts, income, job stability, living together, relationship, Rent, RentDramaCraft, responsibilities, Trust

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of living with a freeloading fiancé who thinks Uber driving is a full-time job? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual mansion without worrying about rent or utilities. No more late payments or financial stress, just pure creative freedom!

And if your fiancé tries to guilt trip you into using your birthday money to cover his share of the rent, you can simply block him in the game and build a fortress to protect yourself from his excuses.

Join us now and say goodbye to real-life problems, because in our Minecraft world, you’re the boss!

ExtremeCraftersUnited

activism, civil liberties, Cultural preservation, discrimination, ethno groups, ExtremeCraftersUnited, extremists, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, indigenous, labeling, Ministry of Justice, minority rights, Political, protest, Regional, repression, russia, Russian, social justice, suppression

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got 55 Russian indigenous, regional, and ethno groups who be labeled as extremists by da Russian Ministry of Justice! like, how crazy is dat?! u can join dem in epic battles against da government or just chill and build epic bases together. Plus, we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by mutant zombie chickens. Trust me, u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else. So come join da madness and let’s conquer Minecraft together!

PFOA-Be-Gone: Ceramic Cleanse

3d printing, advanced filtration, Ceramic, ceramic ink, ceramic technology, ceramic-infused lattices, chemical removal, clean water, cleanse, Environmental Science, environmental technology, forever chemicals, innovative materials, perfluorooctanoic acid, PFOA, PFOABeGone, pollution control, research, sustainable solutions, water contamination, water filtration, water supplies, water treatment

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

join dis epic minecraft server where we use 3D-printed ceramic ink to remove “forever chemicals” from water!! like, who even knew dat was a thing?? but ya, we got ceramic-infused lattices dat can remove at least 75% of perfluorooctanoic acid (PFOA) from water!! it’s like magic, but in minecraft!!

imagine being able to drink water without worrying about nasty chemicals?? dat’s what we offer on dis server!! we’re like the superheroes of water purification in the minecraft world!! join us and be a part of dis epic mission to eliminate all da bad stuff from water supplies!!

plus, our minecraft world is filled with crazy adventures and challenges!! we got dungeons to explore, dragons to slay, and treasure to find!! it’s a non-stop thrill ride on dis server, so come join us and have da time of your life!!

don’t miss out on dis once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly amazing in da minecraft universe!! join us now and let’s save da world, one block at a time!! 🌍🎮 #minecraftforlife #waterpurificationheroes #joinusnow

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

28 yo virgin, BlockyLove, coping mechanisms, depression, Expectations, experienced, first love, Good Job, hopeless, Insecurities, kill myself, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, no coming back, relationships, romance anime, self worth, Server, Settling, societal pressure, SUICIDE, used up whore

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ores Mined:	2980	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of being a 28-year-old virgin who spends their time watching romance anime? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a seasoned adventurer, a master builder, or even a love guru. Who needs real-life experience when you can have virtual experiences that are way more exciting?

Join us and leave behind your worries about never being someone’s first love. On our server, you can be the first love of anyone you want! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love in the most unexpected places – like a blocky world filled with creepers and zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your 3rd romance anime of the week and say hello to a world where anything is possible. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!