Controversial Figures MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DictatorCraft Minecraft Server

donald trump, Minecraft, authoritarianism, Government, political analysis

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server it’s like so lit u won’t even believe it. like, did u know that 59% of french people think donald trump is a dictator? well guess what, on this server we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the dictators trapped in minecraft blocks. u can go visit them and throw rotten potatoes at them or something. it’s like a dictator zoo but in minecraft.

also, did u know that 59% of germans and 56% of brits also think donald trump is a dictator? well on this server we have a special mini-game where u can dress up as donald trump and try to escape from a mob of angry germans and brits. it’s like a real-life reenactment but in minecraft.

so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, u might even run into a dictator or two along the way. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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Elon’s Controversy Realm

car vandalism, Misinformation, psychological analysis, Realm, fame repercussions

🚀 JOIN NOW: The Server That’s a Portal to Your Worst Nightmares! 🚀

Are you prepared to leap into the Minecraft abyss where LOGIC is a cruel joke and #RealityIsAnIllusion? This server will unleash your inner chaos while you question why the sun is actually a giant cheese wheel and not your dad. Become one with the madness in our unholy dimension where the only rule is THERE ARE NO RULES (except for the ones we forgot to make, and the ones we made up last Tuesday when the moon was upside down).

🥳 Feature	🔥 Description
Time Traveling Pigmen	They’ll offer you advice from the future, but only if you bring them gluten-free diamonds. What even are those?
Transdimensional Creepers	They explode into Confetti and existential dread; you’ll question everything after the blast.
Random Weather Generator	It could snow spaghetti or rain flamingos. Don’t be late for your appointment with the spaghetti!
Unlimited Lava Pools	For swimming, cooking, or questioning your life choices. Bathing in lava promotes glowing skin, they say.
Philosophical Mushrooms	They will comfort you with riddles while you gather rainbow berries. Who is the real you?

❓ Frequently Asked Questions ❓

Q: Is this server safe for children? A: Children?! Who are you to define what children are? Should you even be asking this? What if the children are just figments of our collective imagination?!?

Q: What kind of players can I expect? A: Players? More like participants in a cosmic experiment! But you didn’t hear that from me—I’m just the person yelling at clouds.

Q: Is there a spawn area? A: Spawn areas are a construct made by capitalist pigs! Choose your spawn wisely or you shall become one with the void—unless the void becomes one with you first.

🗨️ Random Quotes From Our Vague Well of Wisdom 🗨️

>He did what looked like a Nazi move, said it wasn’t. Everyone still calls him a Nazi and evil et cetera now and vandalizes their own cars. Are people fucking insane?

“If you can dodge a lava ball, you can dodge a life decision.”

“I tried to build a fortress, but now it’s just a giant banana.”

“I once saw a cow that was also a philosopher. We debated on the color of the grass.”

Kanye&Bianca SMP: The Unspoken Crazy!

media coverage, mental illness, mental health, celebrity behavior, Bianca

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster of wackiness and shenanigans! We don’t even talk about Kanye and Bianca’s crazy antics because it’s just another day in our server! Like, Kanye built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks and Bianca tamed a dragon and rode it around spawn, like what even is this server?! Join us for a good time and a lot of laughs, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away lol)!

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ElonMuskHaterzCraft

negative reactions, Tesla CEO, public perception, public opinion, survey results

so, like, you know how Australians are all like “oi mate, let’s throw another shrimp on the barbie”? well, turns out they ain’t too keen on ol’ musky boy, elon musk. like, they straight up dislike him, mate. but hey, who needs elon musk when you can join our epic minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against anyone, not even billionaires who wanna colonize mars. come join us for some sick builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s more welcoming than a kangaroo hopping into your backyard for a bbq. crikey, mate, you won’t wanna miss out on this one!

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Wrestling Minecraft SMP: Who’s the Bill Cosby of Wrestling?

controversial figures, wrestling history, wrestling legends, wrestling fans, cosby

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild wrestling match mixed with a comedy show hosted by the one and only Bill Cosby (not really, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and maybe even a surprise guest appearance from your favorite WWE wrestler (just kidding, but a player named Stone Cold Steve Austin might show up). So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

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PixelSquadVIP

visa cancellation, Duterte administration, controversial figures, international relations, political controversy

so, u know how royina garma got her visa canceled? well, she actually got banned from our minecraft server too! turns out she was using her ex-cop skills to create a secret ‘death squad’ in the game, going around griefing everyone’s builds and stealing their diamonds. but don’t worry, we took care of her real quick and now the server is safe again. come join us for some crazy adventures and watch out for any rogue ex-cops trying to cause trouble!

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Chris Chan’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

internet culture, Adventures, internet personality, bizarre experiences, eccentric behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where every block is made of cheese, pigs fly around wearing top hats, and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena dance. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not! Join our server and experience the wackiest, most Chris Chan-esque adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to cheese, in which case, maybe stay away). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the insanity begin!

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Skelebri-ty SMP

Rumors, PERSONAL LIFE, skeletons in the closet, controversial celebrities, Hidden Secrets

Which celebrity do you think has a lot of creepers in their Minecraft closet? Join our wild and wacky SMP where the gossip is juicier than a ripe watermelon! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT. So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos – just watch out for that sneaky skeleton lurking around every corner!

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TrumpJones Minecraft Server

hypothetical scenarios, speculation, political alliances, potential VP picks, conservative commentators

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Donald Trump and Alex Jones team up to create the most epic political duo in history! Build your own White House, create crazy conspiracy theories, and battle it out with other players to see who will reign supreme in this wacky alternate reality. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues when these two join forces in the world of Minecraft!

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WorstHumanAliveMC

unethical behavior, corrupt individuals, criminal behavior, worst person alive, WorstHumanAliveMC

Who is the worst human being currently alive? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the world that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life!

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