Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, let me tell you a wild story. So, back in the day, Christopher Columbus was actually a secret Sephardic Jew. Like, mind blown, right? And get this, on this server, you can uncover ancient secrets just like Columbus did! Explore hidden temples, uncover lost treasures, and maybe even find some diamond-encrusted challah bread. Trust me, this server is where the real adventure begins. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to sail the high seas of Minecraft!
Crafty Columbus’ Jew Crew
Sellner’s Block Party
lol u know where they don’t impose entry bans? on our epic minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. we have unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers and giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, our resident wizard can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and let’s make some memories together!PastorPimpSenatorPHL
so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server run by a pastor who got caught for sex trafficking in the US but now he’s like running for senator in the Philippines? yeah, that’s the kind of wild ride you can expect on our server! join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, from building epic structures to uncovering scandalous secrets. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of the blocky world! come join us and see where the madness takes you!SMP_HitlerMusical
Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where every player is a reincarnation of a famous historical figure! Join us and witness the chaos as Cleopatra builds a pyramid out of diamond blocks, Julius Caesar tries to conquer the entire server, and Genghis Khan leads raids on unsuspecting villages.But beware, things can get wild on this server. Imagine a musical about Attila the Hun’s life, complete with catchy songs about pillaging and plundering. Or a dance number starring Vlad the Impaler, showing off his signature move of impaling enemies on fences.
So if you’re looking for a server where history comes to life in the most ridiculous way possible, join us and prepare for a truly unforgettable experience. Just make sure to watch your back around Napoleon, he’s been known to have a bit of a temper when he loses a PvP battle.
Putin’s Mongolian Minecraft Server
haha, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well get this, putin is comin to mongolia but guess what? no arrest for him cuz he too busy playin on our server! yea, he buildin a giant statue of himself outta diamonds and gold, it’s so epic! u gotta join to see it for urself! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s wild! so come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!PutinCraft: ICC Warrant Edition
haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumfin, Putin himself plays on dis server! yep, u heard me right, da man himself is building a giant statue of himself made entirely of diamonds! he even has a secret base where he keeps all his pet polar bears and rides around on a diamond-encrusted minecart. but wait, there’s more! the International Criminal Court has issued an arrest warrant for him, but he’s too busy playing minecraft to care! so come join us on dis server and maybe u can team up with Putin and take over the world together! haha just kidding, but seriously, join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures!AuschwitzCraft Minecraft Server
hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no spice? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur own nazi death camp like Mengele’s Auschwitz experiments but with a twist! we got a ban on Candace Owens from Australia cuz she keeps tryna steal our diamonds! join us for some crazy fun and build ur wildest dreams, or nightmares, who knows! come on down and let’s get wacky together!MaoMemosLegalWarfare
join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest adventures in da land of blockz! we got creepers dat tell u bedtime stories, endermen dat do da cha cha slide, n zombies dat throw epic dance parties!rumor has it dat Mao’s secretary left his diary in dis server, and now it’s at da center of a legal battle over da history of modern China! u can help uncover da secrets hidden within da diary and maybe even save da world from a zombie apocalypse!
come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of romance with a skeleton or two. who knows what crazy shenanigans await u in dis server!
CelebHateCraft
Are you tired of seeing that annoying celebrity’s face everywhere you turn? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where that celebrity doesn’t exist! That’s right, on our server, they’ve been banished to the Nether realm, never to bother you again. So come join us for a celebrity-free gaming experience like no other! Who knew virtual reality could be so satisfying?ControversialCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the rebels and troublemakers out there!Join us on our server and become the most controversial player in all of Minecraft history. Start drama, stir up trouble, and watch the chaos unfold as you become the talk of the virtual town.
But that’s not all – we also have insane events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players are encouraged to prank each other in the most hilarious ways possible. And don’t even get us started on our “Drama Queen” competition, where the player who causes the most drama in a week wins a virtual crown and bragging rights for life.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and become the most controversial person in Minecraft – if you dare!