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Trump’s Immigrant Island Fun

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
New Chunks Explored:	640410	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and drama? Come join our Minecraft server where President Trump sends illegal immigrants to Guantanamo Bay…but in a totally hilarious and wacky way! Build your own immigration detention center, complete with crazy obstacle courses and lava traps to keep those pesky immigrants at bay. Join now for a chance to win a golden toilet seat, just like the one in the White House! It’s gonna be yuge, believe me!

Crazy Block Land

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Yo, listen up gamers! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Are you ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination? Join us now and see if you can handle the madness. Don’t be a square, come join the party! Let’s get this block party started!

CubanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Dragon Eggs Found:	5440
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	4737
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s toupee and declare war on cuba like biden never could! we have more explosions than a fireworks factory on the 4th of july and more drama than a reality tv show. join us and be part of the most chaotic server in the history of minecraft, where anything goes and nothing is off limits. who needs politics when you can have a blast blowing up virtual blocks with your new online buddies? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Real Niggi Drid’s Cotton Club Minecraft SMP

business decisions, club, club management, club ownership, club transformation, controversial decisions, controversial moves, Cotton, cotton plantation, Decision making, Drids, florentino perez, football business, football clubs, football history, historical context, Minecraft, Niggi, racism in sports, real, real madrid, smp, sports controversies, sports ethics, sports industry, sports management

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’ve taken the concept of a football club and turned it into a cotton plantation! Join us as we embark on the wild journey of turning Flojentino Perez’s crazy idea into a reality.

Picture this: instead of scoring goals, you’ll be harvesting cotton and trading it with other players for rare items. Who needs a soccer ball when you have a bale of cotton to kick around?

But watch out, because there are rumors of zombie football players roaming the fields, looking to steal your precious cotton crops. Will you be able to defend your plantation and become the ultimate cotton tycoon?

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to thrive in the world of Real Niggidrid: The Cotton Plantation Edition!

Penaldo Minecraft SMP Laughs

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Mines Excavated:	1660	Animals Bred:	181
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and witness the madness as our players pull off epic pranks, build jaw-dropping structures, and create alliances that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how one player, let’s call him Steve, managed to tame a whole army of wolves and ride them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our admin once turned an entire village into a giant rollercoaster just for the fun of it. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players decided to have a dance-off in the Nether, with a ghast playing DJ!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes, make you laugh until your sides hurt, and give you stories to tell for years to come, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fake penalty)!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Enchantments Applied:	245
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only explosions are from creepers? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can strategically bomb into oblivion any German city you want! That’s right, unleash your inner chaos and watch those citizens burn to death in the most epic way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the worst presidency in the last 80 years can’t ruin the fun!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong. That’s right, we have mutant creepers, zombie villagers, and even a dragon president who is trying to take over the world! But don’t worry, we have plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is also a portal to other dimensions! You can travel to a land filled with candy, a world where pigs fly, or even a realm where everything is made of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens and killer bunnies – they’re not your average mobs!

CityLand server Minecraft

Adventure, banner, Breathing, Cities, CityLand, dreams, empty spaces, Grief, Images, Large Online, Lazy, Living, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Russian, Server, server description, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Here everyone can make their dreams come true, turning empty spaces into living, breathing cities. Your adventure begins here!

play.cityland-server.ru

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Void Gems Collected:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the anime girls are so rich, they wipe their butts with hundred dollar bills! Build your own mansion made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, and show off your wealth to all the other players. Don’t forget to post your favorite rich anime girl in the chat for a chance to win a virtual yacht in-game! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Come join the fun and see just how crazy things can get in our world of opulence and extravagance!

Imagine a Movie Minecraft SMP

Characters, Cinematic, couple, Drama, dream, emotional, FANTASY, Fiction, film, imagination, Imagine, love, Minecraft, Movie, Plot, relationship, Romantic, screenplay, script, smp, Storyline, storytelling

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	126
Alien Abductions:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. They had to defeat the evil disco king to claim the legendary diamond sword of funkiness. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or if you find yourself riding a flying pig to the Nether.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us and become part of our wacky community where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mashallah’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	213
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because mashallahbrothers is here to spice things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled SEA girls who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other.

Legend has it that these SEA girls can build a castle in under 5 minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed. Plus, they have the power to summon diamond blocks out of thin air and make mobs dance to their commands.

But that’s not all! If you join our server, you’ll also get access to exclusive events like underwater treasure hunts, skydiving competitions, and even a petting zoo filled with friendly creepers. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls ruining your fun – our SEA girls have a special ban hammer that sends them straight to the Nether realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join mashallahbrothers today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Good Bye Kadokawa Waifus Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion.

Imagine a world where the villagers are all secretly plotting against you, where the cows have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and where the chickens have learned how to wield swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s…our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon, a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether. The creativity knows no bounds on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say they’ve seen him lurking in the shadows, others claim he’s the one leaving all those random blocks scattered around. Will you be brave enough to face the ultimate Minecraft challenge?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Exoticalmc

Crates, Economy, enhanced experience, Exotical MC, Experience, Grief, Grief Prevention, java, Java 1.21.1, Keys, MONEY, Plugins, PvP, PVP ON, Rewards, Server, Survival, tags, Voting, Voting Rewards

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to Exotical MC, We are a server with PVP ON, Grief prevention, Crates, Tags and much more. We are running on Java 1.21.1

We have various different plugins for a more enhanced experience in our server.

By voting on our server you will get some additional rewards like money, keys and more. Hope to see you in the server.

exotical.mclogin.nl:25712

Flip Darling Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Enchantments Applied:	70	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident player, Flip Darling. This guy is like a mix between a mad scientist and a circus clown on steroids. He’s constantly coming up with the most ridiculous builds and pranks that will leave you in stitches.

One time, Flip decided to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for the heck of it. And don’t even get me started on his pet pig army that he dresses up in tiny suits of armor. It’s like a piggy version of Game of Thrones up in here.

But the real reason you should join this server is to witness Flip’s husband. This poor guy is the most clueless player you’ll ever meet. He once tried to tame a creeper because he thought it was a new type of pet. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing non-stop, come join us and witness the chaos that is Flip Darling and his ridiculous adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Hate The Soypedos Minecraft SMP

cyberbullying, discrimination, echochamber, exclusion, Frustration, harmful behavior, hate, hatred, ignorance, intolerance, kill themselves, Minecraft, negative energy, Online Community, rant, smp, snuff, social media, Soypedos, sub50 IQ, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Votes:	6447	Void Gems Collected:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with söypedos on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no söypedo policy! We’ve built a giant wall around our server to keep them out, so you can mine and craft in peace without any annoying söypedos ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs from its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident troll, a mischievous player who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting miners. But be warned, they’re a master of disguise and could be hiding anywhere, ready to strike when you least expect it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to watch out for söypedos and keep an eye out for that sneaky troll!

Enderblast.com

AMBITION, Chaos, Economy, Empire, Enderblast, Glory, law, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, player-driven economy, PvP, Raid, Raiding, rules, semi anarchy, Server, smp, strategy, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	134
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Welcome to Enderblast SMP! A semi-anarchy survival multiplayer server where chaos meets strategy. Build your empire, trade in a player-driven economy, and raid enemy bases for glory. Few rules, limitless ambition—forge your legacy in a world where survival is the only law.

Enderblast.com

Soulful Bleach Minecraft Server

#bleach anime, #youtube, action, Adventure, animation, Anime, Bleach, bleach manga, bleach rebirth, comparison, FANTASY, japanese, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, rebirth of souls, review, Server, sharting, Soulful, Souls, Supernatural, Video

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1187	Dimension Hops:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers that look like they were built by a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server looks ten times better than SHARTING! Zero. Yes, you heard that right – SHARTING! Zero doesn’t stand a chance against the epicness of our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical unicorn cave. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus – a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Leave SHARTING! Zero in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper – then you might regret it a little).